antler
@antler.bsky.social
mercury prize winner and four-time grammy award nominee
frothy the load man
was a man made out of cum
was a man made out of cum
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
frothy the load man
was a man made out of cum
was a man made out of cum
frosty the snowman
was, unfortunately, Racist
was, unfortunately, Racist
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
frosty the snowman
was, unfortunately, Racist
was, unfortunately, Racist
ho, ho, the mistletoe
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ho, ho, the mistletoe
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
no artist has dedicated their life more completely to envisioning scenarios in which using the computer requires someone to employ a texas catheter than @greatdismal.bsky.social has
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no artist has dedicated their life more completely to envisioning scenarios in which using the computer requires someone to employ a texas catheter than @greatdismal.bsky.social has
the peripheral is technically a christmas novel
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the peripheral is technically a christmas novel
hey little girlie is your doggy home, i would like to throw him this nice bone
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
hey little girlie is your doggy home, i would like to throw him this nice bone
swedish fish for my real friends and real fish for my swedish friends
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
swedish fish for my real friends and real fish for my swedish friends
TIL the members of metallica sleep in one big bed, facing each other in two pairs like the grandparent Buckets
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
TIL the members of metallica sleep in one big bed, facing each other in two pairs like the grandparent Buckets
have a fuck me suck me christmas
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
have a fuck me suck me christmas
uh oh, baby has three legs? not to worry: thriapers
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
uh oh, baby has three legs? not to worry: thriapers
thankful for my linkedin community
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
thankful for my linkedin community
if you didn't know about apple watches you'd probably think some people just had to stare awhile and concentrate really really hard to tell time
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if you didn't know about apple watches you'd probably think some people just had to stare awhile and concentrate really really hard to tell time
was rooting for ryan lizza until it turned out he had that nuzzi tattoo. i know he covered it up, but still
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
was rooting for ryan lizza until it turned out he had that nuzzi tattoo. i know he covered it up, but still
trying to get so old i die, but really really quick in a hurry
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
trying to get so old i die, but really really quick in a hurry
we should be free to speak openly about the dry conditions facing our skin and scalps, but government censors think it's gross/tmi
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we should be free to speak openly about the dry conditions facing our skin and scalps, but government censors think it's gross/tmi
i like advertising because i like when beautiful people have their problems solved, especially if i don't have to help
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i like advertising because i like when beautiful people have their problems solved, especially if i don't have to help
couldn't remember which guy was which and accidentally rented the dvd of "mary shelley's frankenstein" directed by brett kavanaugh
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
couldn't remember which guy was which and accidentally rented the dvd of "mary shelley's frankenstein" directed by brett kavanaugh
writing a doppelganger prequel about all the people who thought women should be artists but not professionals and misaddressed their angry correspondence responses to three guineas to an unrelated woman named virginia klein in 1938
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
writing a doppelganger prequel about all the people who thought women should be artists but not professionals and misaddressed their angry correspondence responses to three guineas to an unrelated woman named virginia klein in 1938
hoping to get told to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
hoping to get told to shut the fuck up
i often find that the best first step to take in programming is wondering, "how do i make a program"
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i often find that the best first step to take in programming is wondering, "how do i make a program"
lobbying the national institute of health to make mr beast's trial protocols subject to approval by an institutional review board
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lobbying the national institute of health to make mr beast's trial protocols subject to approval by an institutional review board
making improvy "yes and" shit part of my approach to life but misunderstanding and saying it in a snappy bitchy way like "yes and??"
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
making improvy "yes and" shit part of my approach to life but misunderstanding and saying it in a snappy bitchy way like "yes and??"
i wish i could find a reliable source for sports-related content online
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i wish i could find a reliable source for sports-related content online