AnxiousIntrovert, MS
@anxiousintrovert19.bsky.social
Using people's preferred pronouns has been hardest on Midwestern Millennials because if we didn't use sir/ma'am with everyone we spoke to our grandma would hit us with a broom
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Using people's preferred pronouns has been hardest on Midwestern Millennials because if we didn't use sir/ma'am with everyone we spoke to our grandma would hit us with a broom
Turns out Libertarians were right because you can't trust the government at all; but also they were crazy wrong because you definitely can't trust rich people to do the right things for society as a whole with their ridiculous sums of money
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Turns out Libertarians were right because you can't trust the government at all; but also they were crazy wrong because you definitely can't trust rich people to do the right things for society as a whole with their ridiculous sums of money
Were they trying to be kinky when they named their company GoDaddy ?
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Were they trying to be kinky when they named their company GoDaddy ?
I still haven't watched a Super Bowl halftime show since we didn't get the Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction we all deserved
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I still haven't watched a Super Bowl halftime show since we didn't get the Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction we all deserved
We should do everything we possibly can to keep Mitch McConnell alive and aware so we can force him to watch the devastating collapse of the American Experiment he was so vital in causing
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We should do everything we possibly can to keep Mitch McConnell alive and aware so we can force him to watch the devastating collapse of the American Experiment he was so vital in causing
Things I'm looking forward to in the next decade:
1. Whatever our version of the Nuremberg trials is called.
2. Blocking MAGAs from ever voting again.
3. Televised torture and execution of all the pedophiles
1. Whatever our version of the Nuremberg trials is called.
2. Blocking MAGAs from ever voting again.
3. Televised torture and execution of all the pedophiles
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Things I'm looking forward to in the next decade:
1. Whatever our version of the Nuremberg trials is called.
2. Blocking MAGAs from ever voting again.
3. Televised torture and execution of all the pedophiles
1. Whatever our version of the Nuremberg trials is called.
2. Blocking MAGAs from ever voting again.
3. Televised torture and execution of all the pedophiles
Imagine being on pace to be the world's first publicly recognized Trillionaire and still being so weird and creepy and pedos are like "ew, no thanks"
#elon
#elon
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Imagine being on pace to be the world's first publicly recognized Trillionaire and still being so weird and creepy and pedos are like "ew, no thanks"
#elon
#elon
There were people that seemed relieved that Homan took over but I feel like they're forgetting he too is an absolutely massive piece of shit
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
There were people that seemed relieved that Homan took over but I feel like they're forgetting he too is an absolutely massive piece of shit
Weird that no one in the Ilhan Omar incident thought to immediately receive her from the scene until the mystery liquid was identified. I appreciate her toughness, but that could have been anything and dangerous to her and/or everyone around her
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Weird that no one in the Ilhan Omar incident thought to immediately receive her from the scene until the mystery liquid was identified. I appreciate her toughness, but that could have been anything and dangerous to her and/or everyone around her
So he was willing to do what he believed wasn't "good and proper for America" as long as he got the Nobel Peace Prize
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Trump’s Letter to Norway Should Be the Last Straw
Will Republicans in Congress ever step in?
www.theatlantic.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
So he was willing to do what he believed wasn't "good and proper for America" as long as he got the Nobel Peace Prize
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Poor Bears fans...
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Poor Bears fans...
Josh Allen can't finish anything. I'm surprised Hailee Steinfeld keeps schtupping him.
If she needs help, I volunteer.
If she needs help, I volunteer.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Josh Allen can't finish anything. I'm surprised Hailee Steinfeld keeps schtupping him.
If she needs help, I volunteer.
If she needs help, I volunteer.
My wife: " @archmanning.bsky.social is pretty fast, I don't think he's actually related to Peyton and Eli"
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My wife: " @archmanning.bsky.social is pretty fast, I don't think he's actually related to Peyton and Eli"
Why does the guy commentating the Texas Michigan game sound exactly like @arishaffir.bsky.social ?
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why does the guy commentating the Texas Michigan game sound exactly like @arishaffir.bsky.social ?
Can FIFA invent an award for mediocre weinerings and have my wife present it to me?
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can FIFA invent an award for mediocre weinerings and have my wife present it to me?
The @colts.bsky.social and Joe Flacco have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in NFL history right now
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The @colts.bsky.social and Joe Flacco have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in NFL history right now
They made a fake award and ceremony to appease the guy who leads the party that is always yammering on about participation trophies.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They made a fake award and ceremony to appease the guy who leads the party that is always yammering on about participation trophies.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
If you close your eyes and listen very closely to the ambient sounds around you, tonights the one night every year you can hear the collective sigh of exhaustion of all the moms who didn't kill of their Elf on the Shelf during COVID like they should have.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you close your eyes and listen very closely to the ambient sounds around you, tonights the one night every year you can hear the collective sigh of exhaustion of all the moms who didn't kill of their Elf on the Shelf during COVID like they should have.
Has anyone directly asked President YamTeets if he blew Bill Clinton? I would pay a monthly fee to watch his response on repeat.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Has anyone directly asked President YamTeets if he blew Bill Clinton? I would pay a monthly fee to watch his response on repeat.
It's weird that our president hasn't yet denied having tongued Bill Clinton's rig
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's weird that our president hasn't yet denied having tongued Bill Clinton's rig
I feel like 25% of the world population, at some point, whether they remember it or not, has fellated Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like 25% of the world population, at some point, whether they remember it or not, has fellated Bill Clinton.
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.