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Sleepy Who? (AOWNF): Dementia Don seen here dozing off moments after talking to reporters about his stamina at yesterday's cabinet meeting.
#trump #news #trending #uspolitics
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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And they just keep on rolling in (AOWNF): President Trump set to receive American Standard's highest medal.
#trending #news
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Breaking this morning (AOWNF): And not to take away from yesterday's new FIFA peace prize in any way, President Trump now set to receive another prestigious medal, this time from an iconic Canadian institution. #news #trending #fifa #fifaworldcup #soccer #sports #canadanews
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Seriously Marjorie (AOWNF): Watch out for the door on your way out.
#marjorietaylorgreene #mtg #uspolitics #trending
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Taking Out the Trash (AOWNF): Trump brags that his funeral will draw a bigger crowd than Dick Cheney's, it'll probably also boast the biggest dumpster even seen on Capitol Hill. #trending #news #trump
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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The WH Lincoln bathroom reno (AOWNF): "Snap, Snap, Snap, enough with Snap, can't you see I'm busy." #snap #whitehouse #trump #news #trending #shutdown
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Ughhhhh, how am I going to explain this to Congress (AOWNF): RFK Jr on the scene of an overturned truck in Mississippi where a still unknown number of highly infectious diseased lab monkeys managed to escape. #rfkjr #news #trump
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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You're right Doug, I could do this all day! (AOWNF): 11.4 Billion hits and counting. #ronaldtragan #dougford #trump #trade #canada #trending #news
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Well Done Doug! (AOWNF): Breaking this morning, Lord Farquaad terminates all trade talk with Canada after tantrum over Ontario Ad showing a 1987 speech by former President Reagan blasting tariffs and trade wars. #news #trending #canada
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Apparently (AOWNF): Demolishing the historic White House East Wing to make room for a unnecessary ballroom is how you Make America Great Again. #historicbuildings #whitehouse #eastwing #breaking #news
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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And that's how you do it (AOWNF): Trump rails about "super bad" Time magazine cover, publisher agrees, retraction set for next week's edition.

All-Out World News Follies: Learning to laugh again, one day at a time. 2025/10-16. #trump #potus #timemagazine #trending #news #breaking
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Flying Over the Cuckoo's Nest (AOWNF): For the second time in less than a year President Trump was admitted to Walter Reeves, no word yet on a possible connection between his visit and yesterday's Nobel Committee announcement. #trump #potus #trending #news #walterreeves
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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The Maury Povich Show (AOWNF): "Donald you are NOT the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize Winner".
#nobelpeaceprize #trending #breakung #potus
October 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Well then, there you have it (AOWNF): Trump dismisses claims he spoke to the President of Puerto Rico about Bad Bunny's Halftime show, insists however that he did call him, repeatedly in fact, but the line was always busy. #trump #news #puertorico
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Revamped & Remodelled (AOWNF): Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt answered questions yesterday as she introduced the White House Press Room's new look. #karolineleavitt #presssecretary #whitehouse #news
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Please let it be you, please let it be you (AOWNF): Nobel Peace prize recepient to be announced this week.
#nobel #nobelpeaceprize #potus #news
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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The Adventures of Fatman & Robin (AOWNF): Starring Donald Trump and Pete Heghseth seen here leading the National Guard as they arrive in Chicago. #potus #chicago #trump #nationalguard #trending #breaking #news
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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It's like living in an apartment atop a meth lab" (AOWNF): Reply Canadians when asked to describe their relationship with their closest neighbour. 2025/10-04. #canada #elbowsup #51ststate
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Picked up on the wire (AOWNF): Ever notice how Trump always sounds like a child giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read. #potus #news #politics
September 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Apparently (AOWNF): Embarrassing yourself before the entire world is now referred to as "sabotage". #unitednations #u itednationsgeneralassembly #potus #news
September 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Poetic Justice (AOWNF): Federal Judge tosses out Donald Trump's $15 billion lawsuit against New York Times, rules case lacks "any legitime legal claim". #potus #thenewyorktimes #trending
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Rolling Out the Red Carpet (AOWNF): Busy day at Windsor Castle as King Charles and the Queen Consort prepare to receive Donald Trump for a second State Visit. #ukstatevisite #kingcharles #queencamilla #royalnews #lonso. #windsorcastle
September 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Introducing the "Donnie Brush" (AOWNF): Get yours today, operators are standing by. #potus #trump #donaldtrump #politics #news #breaking #trending
September 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Poilievre responds to Carney infracture announcement (AOWNF): "I'm good at building stuff, my mom says so, you should see my lego collection". #poilievre #canadapolitics #carney #canadainfrastruture #canadaneqs
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Could things possibly get any stranger? (AOWNF): President Trump's 9/11 Memorial appearance with first Lady Melania sparks new health concerns as one side of face completely drops. #potus #news #trending #politics #trump
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM