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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 9h

Things are creepin' at the creek...

Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 10h

Goober-natorial...

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h

Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 11h

The Stink Slinky

- Male Strip Club

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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 18h

Chicago and Portland showing us how it’s DONE!!

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 15h

The Chartreuse Goose...

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 15h

Apple Jacks flavoured Pop Tarts?

Fuck yeah!!!

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Colin Oreilly @colin0reilly.bsky.social · 19h

A patriot hero in Tennessee has been jailed by GOP Nazi pedophiles for over a month for posting a meme making fun of Charlie Kirk. #CharlieKirkWasABitch #EpsteinFiles

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Tennessee man arrested after posting meme in Facebook group for Charlie Kirk vigil

Members of the Perry County community reportedly believed he was making threats against local schools

www.independent.co.uk

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 18h

Very soviet, lol.

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 18h

War ravaged morning glory and spider friend.

Ravaged morning glory and spider friend. Purple glory, slightly shredded, with a hole.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20h

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Right?! I can barely handle one wife, two would be absolute hellish torture. BILL!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!Lol!

Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

The wife knew, she questioned it from the get go, lol!!!

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Bill Bailey @chroniclebill.bsky.social · 1d

I love the part where the angel lost the originals and had to recite the books of Mormon again.

PLUS, why more than ONE wife at a time. Idiots

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Two more achievements. Not proud of them, but happy to have unlocked them. One required me to raze a holy site, the other, a cultural wonder, in this playthrough, it was the Temple of Artemis. I know, I know...

Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Herbert Christ.

You're welcome.

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the religions out there, mainstream, I have to say Mormonism makes me the most confused. It's also an easy target, because it's ludicrously stupid.

Also, I think Zoroastrianism is an artisanal religion. They get a pass because of how old it is, and because it reminds me of the Seatopians.

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Being in a relationship is hard, especially one spanning more than half your life.

I've invested time, affection, money, and genetic material. Oh, grow up. Most of us have fucked.

It requires constant calibration, communication and fucking patience. Time. A lot of fucking time. Fuck...

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

This is a fantastic cover. Please enjoy...
youtu.be/ZIq_KLMvIY8?...

Iron & Wine - Such Great Heights

YouTube video by Sangotalin

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller's mask is wearing a mask...

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Is Japanese Boy, by Aneka, culturally insensitive or offensive?

What about the kick ass cover by the Sahara Hotnights?

I really love both versions...

Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Va y vienegina...

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 1d

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Your mom makes the most delicious urinal cake.

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Lol!

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