Nearly Sentient NPC
@aoxxi.bsky.social
Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
We paired the cake with unicorn rainbow sprinkle ice cream, which tasted like cake. It was amazing.
Giganticus dictated which pieces he wanted to eat, I obliged.
Good day.
Giganticus dictated which pieces he wanted to eat, I obliged.
Good day.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We paired the cake with unicorn rainbow sprinkle ice cream, which tasted like cake. It was amazing.
Giganticus dictated which pieces he wanted to eat, I obliged.
Good day.
Giganticus dictated which pieces he wanted to eat, I obliged.
Good day.
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Rats... RATS!!! They chewed through the vent tube in the dryer!
That explains the wall scratching noises... I just thought we had demons.
Thank goodness for peat control.
New dryer installed. Needed surgery to flip the door.
Tired.
That explains the wall scratching noises... I just thought we had demons.
Thank goodness for peat control.
New dryer installed. Needed surgery to flip the door.
Tired.
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Rats... RATS!!! They chewed through the vent tube in the dryer!
That explains the wall scratching noises... I just thought we had demons.
Thank goodness for peat control.
New dryer installed. Needed surgery to flip the door.
Tired.
That explains the wall scratching noises... I just thought we had demons.
Thank goodness for peat control.
New dryer installed. Needed surgery to flip the door.
Tired.
War Pigs? You mean the Trump admin?...
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
War Pigs? You mean the Trump admin?...
Microsoft seems to have let me keep the Skyrim Upgrade I accidentally purchased, then got a refund for. How peculiar.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Microsoft seems to have let me keep the Skyrim Upgrade I accidentally purchased, then got a refund for. How peculiar.
24 years of marriage.
- Wows
- Wows
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
24 years of marriage.
- Wows
- Wows
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If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Thank you for your outstanding service! 👏🎉💙
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thank you for your outstanding service! 👏🎉💙
I can quarry stone and clay uninterrupted till the cows come home. Great!
But not fire wood...
Make it make sense, Skyrim?!
But not fire wood...
Make it make sense, Skyrim?!
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I can quarry stone and clay uninterrupted till the cows come home. Great!
But not fire wood...
Make it make sense, Skyrim?!
But not fire wood...
Make it make sense, Skyrim?!
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Either extremely confused -- or lying to the American people.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Either extremely confused -- or lying to the American people.
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Exciting day! I mean, mentally trifling, as always, but good things!
The new dryer arrived, can't wait to install it and fill it with a load... Tee hee.
I had some left over quarters, from the laundry mat, so I bought some Monster energy drinks!
They bring me joy.
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The new dryer arrived, can't wait to install it and fill it with a load... Tee hee.
I had some left over quarters, from the laundry mat, so I bought some Monster energy drinks!
They bring me joy.
- Ends transmission
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Exciting day! I mean, mentally trifling, as always, but good things!
The new dryer arrived, can't wait to install it and fill it with a load... Tee hee.
I had some left over quarters, from the laundry mat, so I bought some Monster energy drinks!
They bring me joy.
- Ends transmission
The new dryer arrived, can't wait to install it and fill it with a load... Tee hee.
I had some left over quarters, from the laundry mat, so I bought some Monster energy drinks!
They bring me joy.
- Ends transmission
Trump is a pedophile
If you still support him you're In denial
It's time to release Epstein's file....
And move on to the lengthy trial.
It's time to imprach rhat bloated leach!
Sung by a small mouse mouse playing a mandolin.
If you still support him you're In denial
It's time to release Epstein's file....
And move on to the lengthy trial.
It's time to imprach rhat bloated leach!
Sung by a small mouse mouse playing a mandolin.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trump is a pedophile
If you still support him you're In denial
It's time to release Epstein's file....
And move on to the lengthy trial.
It's time to imprach rhat bloated leach!
Sung by a small mouse mouse playing a mandolin.
If you still support him you're In denial
It's time to release Epstein's file....
And move on to the lengthy trial.
It's time to imprach rhat bloated leach!
Sung by a small mouse mouse playing a mandolin.
Standard people are problematic and entitled. Like a lizard sunning on a rock, staring at you judgementally while you construct a sand castle while making crane noises.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Standard people are problematic and entitled. Like a lizard sunning on a rock, staring at you judgementally while you construct a sand castle while making crane noises.
Saved the last coffee pod for my wife, budget reasons.
I reused two old pods, at 4 oz, tastes like chewed up m&ms... I put cocoa powder in it... Didn't help.
Her pod... Expanded and spilled sediment. Bad coffee all around.
I reused two old pods, at 4 oz, tastes like chewed up m&ms... I put cocoa powder in it... Didn't help.
Her pod... Expanded and spilled sediment. Bad coffee all around.
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Saved the last coffee pod for my wife, budget reasons.
I reused two old pods, at 4 oz, tastes like chewed up m&ms... I put cocoa powder in it... Didn't help.
Her pod... Expanded and spilled sediment. Bad coffee all around.
I reused two old pods, at 4 oz, tastes like chewed up m&ms... I put cocoa powder in it... Didn't help.
Her pod... Expanded and spilled sediment. Bad coffee all around.
My Thronglets call me Big Momma Throng...
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My Thronglets call me Big Momma Throng...
Susan Dell is the subject of the next Conjuring movie.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Susan Dell is the subject of the next Conjuring movie.
OMG!!! I found Ruongpong Radkracha lying on the floor, split open! I thought he was dead!
He survived.
It's my 25 year old 120 gb external hard drive.
I love him.
He survived.
It's my 25 year old 120 gb external hard drive.
I love him.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
OMG!!! I found Ruongpong Radkracha lying on the floor, split open! I thought he was dead!
He survived.
It's my 25 year old 120 gb external hard drive.
I love him.
He survived.
It's my 25 year old 120 gb external hard drive.
I love him.
Holy shit, that Dell lady looks like a possessed muppet...
- Susan Dell is appalling to look at.
- Susan Dell is appalling to look at.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Holy shit, that Dell lady looks like a possessed muppet...
- Susan Dell is appalling to look at.
- Susan Dell is appalling to look at.
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The future of the Democratic Party must be rooted in investing in the American people — not Wall St., corporations, and consultants.
Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.
Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The future of the Democratic Party must be rooted in investing in the American people — not Wall St., corporations, and consultants.
Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.
Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.
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In a world awash with negative science/health news this is unashamedly great news. connectsci.au/news/news-pa...
Seventh patient in HIV remission after stem cell transplant | News | ConnectSci
connectsci.au
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
In a world awash with negative science/health news this is unashamedly great news. connectsci.au/news/news-pa...
I tried to put my shirt and jacket back on... While the shirt was inside the jacket.
It felt like trying to slip on a Chinese finger trap, as clothing.
The shirt ended up backwards.
I think I might have magic powers.
Very lame ones...
It felt like trying to slip on a Chinese finger trap, as clothing.
The shirt ended up backwards.
I think I might have magic powers.
Very lame ones...
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I tried to put my shirt and jacket back on... While the shirt was inside the jacket.
It felt like trying to slip on a Chinese finger trap, as clothing.
The shirt ended up backwards.
I think I might have magic powers.
Very lame ones...
It felt like trying to slip on a Chinese finger trap, as clothing.
The shirt ended up backwards.
I think I might have magic powers.
Very lame ones...
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage: