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Max Slade
@apocalypseorutopia.com
Host of a fledgling YouTube channel, former child actor, etc. etc.
Watching all three extended editions of LotR instead of the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Apparently there’s some sporting event happening today
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Lotsa shit going on, but what are we even fighting for if we can’t still celebrate #caturday
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Every American city should join in the general strike. There’s never been a better time.
January 24, 2026 at 7:21 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
One down, three to go 😩
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Quite the opportunity to practice radical acceptance we’re living through…
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Call me crazy, but [insert political opinion everyone here obviously agrees with].
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Sheesh, there sure are a lot of dudes almost showing their junk on this site
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“Suffice it to say…”

No. Let me stop you right there. The expression is:

“[Let it] suffice to say…”

Or:

“[It should] suffice to say…”

“Suffice it to say” makes no sense.
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
[watching Stranger Things 5] this could have been an email
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is it “wake up, dead man” or “wake up dead, man”
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
12 million is the magic number.
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3.5% rule - Wikipedia
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October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Spent 10 mins scrolling Bluesky and now I’m angry and sad
October 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Happy 3rd birthday to the best little monsters 🎉🎂🎈
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Red baseball caps are the new toothbrush mustache
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
August 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Boop!
August 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If MAGAs have a come-to-Jesus moment about Trump/Epstein, what happens next?

Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too?

Will they recognize that he’s been lying and grifting since day one?
July 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Protesters are going to be met with very big force?

Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You just know Ken Jennings often thinks to himself “Seriously? Did you guys even study?”
May 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s so weird seeing folks online talking about millennials and realizing they mean old people
May 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM