April
@aprilismissing.bsky.social
she/her. elder millennial. reader, gamer, dog mother, emo-listener. In the summer I'm probably watching Big Brother. The rest of the time I'm probably at the library. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck ICE. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
I have to go to Costco tomorrow for dog food. Pray for me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have to go to Costco tomorrow for dog food. Pray for me.
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
I'm sorry, this is so fucking funny.
Trump keeps praising Mamdani, despite conservative reporters trying to bait him into attacks.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm sorry, this is so fucking funny.
I am an idiot and ate a caesar salad for lunch like I still have a gallbladder and now I'm gonna have a very sad time for the next 36 hours or so. Ughhhhhhh.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am an idiot and ate a caesar salad for lunch like I still have a gallbladder and now I'm gonna have a very sad time for the next 36 hours or so. Ughhhhhhh.
I am in the most boring meeting of all time right now.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am in the most boring meeting of all time right now.
Oh yeah, I officially hate this season of Traitors Canada, btw.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh yeah, I officially hate this season of Traitors Canada, btw.
I don't get angry old people. Just smoke some weed and chill out. When I'm old, you can bet I'm gonna just be high all the time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don't get angry old people. Just smoke some weed and chill out. When I'm old, you can bet I'm gonna just be high all the time.
I finally just cancelled Paramount. Hopefully when BB rolls around again, I can just watch it through Taran's patreon like I have been with Survivor.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I finally just cancelled Paramount. Hopefully when BB rolls around again, I can just watch it through Taran's patreon like I have been with Survivor.
I'm having to entertain the event planning side of my job this week way more than I'd like. It's the only part of my job that I really don't enjoy and this week is full of reserving spaces and dealing with caterers. Ugh.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm having to entertain the event planning side of my job this week way more than I'd like. It's the only part of my job that I really don't enjoy and this week is full of reserving spaces and dealing with caterers. Ugh.
I'd call my senators but they're Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott. Pathetic Trump fanboys who have never given one iota about a woman's plight in their closeted lives.
#EpsteinFiles
Call your Senators, too. And remind them to watch the video by the survivors featured in my pinned post.
Call your Senators, too. And remind them to watch the video by the survivors featured in my pinned post.
289 is the veto-proof margin in the House.
I’m expecting we hit that.
We need 67 in the senate.
I know we have a few already
I’m expecting we hit that.
We need 67 in the senate.
I know we have a few already
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'd call my senators but they're Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott. Pathetic Trump fanboys who have never given one iota about a woman's plight in their closeted lives.
Welp, gonna be me and two of the dogs for Thanksgiving break. Jade is going up to NY and taking Boobers with him so they can look at the house (and maybe our closing date is that Friday, hopefully). If we didn't need to keep Jax close to his vet right now I'd be going too. Oh well.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Welp, gonna be me and two of the dogs for Thanksgiving break. Jade is going up to NY and taking Boobers with him so they can look at the house (and maybe our closing date is that Friday, hopefully). If we didn't need to keep Jax close to his vet right now I'd be going too. Oh well.
Just think, if Hitler was born a century later he could have just bought a King Ranch instead of committing genocide.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Just think, if Hitler was born a century later he could have just bought a King Ranch instead of committing genocide.
Just got a text from Verizon because apparently I've had the same account with them for 20 years now. I feel so old. Anyway, I get a free shutterfly photo book so I guess I'll make one of the dogs for Jade. They'll love that.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a text from Verizon because apparently I've had the same account with them for 20 years now. I feel so old. Anyway, I get a free shutterfly photo book so I guess I'll make one of the dogs for Jade. They'll love that.
I totally forgot about NY having jobs in the cannabis industry, hahahahaha. My job search is expanding.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I totally forgot about NY having jobs in the cannabis industry, hahahahaha. My job search is expanding.
We’re watching Squid Game Challenge and the amount of times they loudly say the word “treat” on this show is really wreaking havoc on my dogs’ psyche.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We’re watching Squid Game Challenge and the amount of times they loudly say the word “treat” on this show is really wreaking havoc on my dogs’ psyche.
It’s our 5 year anniversary and we went to eat a late lunch at this Mexican place we used to go to a lot when we first started dating. So fun and nostalgic. I am pretty sure I have a queso baby in my stomach now though.
a cartoon character laying on the ground with a tail and a necklace that says ' goku ' on it
Alt: a cartoon character laying on the ground with a tail and a necklace that says ' goku ' on it
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November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s our 5 year anniversary and we went to eat a late lunch at this Mexican place we used to go to a lot when we first started dating. So fun and nostalgic. I am pretty sure I have a queso baby in my stomach now though.
Been ducking in and out of this deep dive because work, but just turned it back up and Zae is still in the house so they must not have gotten very far. This thing is gonna be long. #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Been ducking in and out of this deep dive because work, but just turned it back up and Zae is still in the house so they must not have gotten very far. This thing is gonna be long. #bb27
Side-eying some jobs posted at the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown that I am def. qualified for. It's an hour commute from where we will be, but damn...talk about dream job.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Side-eying some jobs posted at the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown that I am def. qualified for. It's an hour commute from where we will be, but damn...talk about dream job.
My mom continues to not understand why we're moving. She thinks "we should all be able to just get along" and thinks I'm the one that's "not getting along" when the "family" I'm not getting along with literally tell me to my face they don't want me or my partner around their children.
Melt Down GIF
Alt: Melt Down GIF
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November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My mom continues to not understand why we're moving. She thinks "we should all be able to just get along" and thinks I'm the one that's "not getting along" when the "family" I'm not getting along with literally tell me to my face they don't want me or my partner around their children.
When I tell you, I cried.
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When I tell you, I cried.
Other than my dog being sick, we've had nothing but good things happening the last week or so. And I don't know if my first true happiness in months that I'm feeling today is from all of that or if the Lexapro is finally working.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Other than my dog being sick, we've had nothing but good things happening the last week or so. And I don't know if my first true happiness in months that I'm feeling today is from all of that or if the Lexapro is finally working.
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it's so cool how Big Brother saved democracy
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's so cool how Big Brother saved democracy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This made my day.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This made my day.