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✦┊ 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗔𝗚𝗘. @ohmigosh.bsky.social · Jun 2

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𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠,
𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚,

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.

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ᯓ★ ┊ 𝗚𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗟𝗜𝗟𝗬. ᝰ @balladofmonalisa.bsky.social · Jun 2

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𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩.

𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹
𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Jun 3

bsky.app/profile/apri...

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Jan 25

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(literate april o'neil from Rise of the TMNT 2018.)
(MV / MS with chem.)
(n/sfw, non-l*wd.)
(scribbled by shiloh/g.)

#TMNTRP // #MVRP // #ROTTMNTRP

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Jun 3

[ BAD FUTURE AU EVENT: QUEEN OF KRANG. ]

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* ˚ ✦ 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻. @raphstink.bsky.social · May 29

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𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙙?

𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲,

𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚,

𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀.

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 29

(( so who wants to plot april's mutation w/ me... /genq + /nf

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 29

[Eating a doughnut as she walks up beside him.]

So, uh. What's going on in here? I was a little late waiting in line at Krispy Kreme.

*/ 𝙉𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉. @kraangbait.bsky.social · May 29

i am just standing here

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 29

[Walks in 20 minutes late with a huge box of doughnuts.]

What in the crispy blue fuck did I miss--

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 23

Oh, trust me. When I'm done with him, it'll be as truthful as a good tarot reading. . .

[Gripping her own fists.]

ⴵ┊ 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦! @timescepter.bsky.social · May 23

[ Reaching out, she playfully pats the other girls head. ]

You're too adorbs ~ ! That's, like, totally appreciated, but I think we'd all prefer he apologize like . . truthfully, you know? He diiiid kinda destroy our town ~ !

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 23

. . . I will make him apologize for it. That's a promise.

[She knows he's probably getting karma handed to him right now, but-- ugh. . .]

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 23

. . . I will make him apologize for it. That's a promise.

[She knows he's probably getting karma handed to him right now, but-- ugh. . .]

ⴵ┊ 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦! @timescepter.bsky.social · May 23

but you're sooooo fine ~ ! Too cute of you to worry!

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 23

Hii, uhm. Look, I'm sorry about Donnie's behavior, and-- and mine in Witch Town. I didn't think that'd go so badly, but I should have known Donnie's about as stubborn as a mule with his science vs magic opinion...

[Gnawing her lip, swallowing thick.]

ⴵ┊ 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦! @timescepter.bsky.social · May 23

Oooh, the human girl – !

[ Excited wave! Seems she's a bit more lenient with April. ]

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 23

Oh sweet baby jesus, a witch from Witchtown's here. Donnie, say you're sorry! Don't argue with herrrrr!

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ⴵ┊ 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦! @timescepter.bsky.social · May 23

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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,

𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙

𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

++ TV, signing in and searching for it. Sure enough, it's there.]

Alright! I'll see if I can get the no-advertisement stuff workin'. You wanna make that popcorn?

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

[She is trying so hard to come up with a lie.]

Yeah, maybe! Hah, anyway, you feelin' Death Bed? Oh man, that one has some great special effects, but it's otherwise obscure, badly directed, and it's a foreign film so you know it's gonna be weird!

[She grabs the remote to find the movie on the ++

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

/ Oh /, Shudder, wicked! I love that service – !

[ Damn, is this how it feels to have fun with a 'friend'? ]

Hey, maybe we can invite 'Donnie' over sometime, then. More, the merrier, yeah?

For now . . I'm feelin' 'Death Bed', it sounds AWFUL.

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

I got... Thankskilling 1 and Thankskilling 3, The joke of the third one is that it's actually the second one. . . I got Death Bed; The Bed That Eats, Spookies.... [Listing off a few off the dome.]

Oh, and anything on Shudder. Great service. My friends hate my horror movies. Well, except Donnie.

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

I got... Thankskilling 1 and Thankskilling 3, The joke of the third one is that it's actually the second one. . . I got Death Bed; The Bed That Eats, Spookies.... [Listing off a few off the dome.]

Oh, and anything on Shudder. Great service. My friends hate my horror movies. Well, except Donnie.

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

[ Oh, they have WAY more in common than they know. ]

Say less, 'Pril. [ She's quick to follow the other, deciding to purposely ignore and forget the landline all together. This was going to be good, she would have some normalcy. Everything will work out. ]

Got any REALLY bad ones?

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

Me too! Well, something we have in common already! [She's grinning, blissfully unaware that her new roomie is absolutely just as weird as she is.]

C'mon, follow me. I'll show you what films are in the collection!

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

Me too! Well, something we have in common already! [She's grinning, blissfully unaware that her new roomie is absolutely just as weird as she is.]

C'mon, follow me. I'll show you what films are in the collection!

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

[ Oh, she likes this girl WAY better than her old roommate, weird turtle memorabilia and all. Turning back to April fully, there's a hand on her hip now, smile a little more genuine. ]

Silly horror flicks sound / amazing /. I can't get enough of poking fun at them, like, ever.

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

. . . I got Jupiter Jim's EXTRA-Terrestrial Spacetacular collection, and. . . a bunch of silly horror flicks. Do you have a preference?

[She's gonna... Just glaze over the "having her own dad blocked" thing. It ain't NONE of her business.]

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

. . . I got Jupiter Jim's EXTRA-Terrestrial Spacetacular collection, and. . . a bunch of silly horror flicks. Do you have a preference?

[She's gonna... Just glaze over the "having her own dad blocked" thing. It ain't NONE of her business.]

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

Movies sound nice. I think I brought popcorn with me that I can pop super quick?

What kinda movies you got?

[ ANYTHING but Jupiter Jim, she silently begs. ]

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

Oh, uh. . . I dunno, maybe a platonic movie watching hang? Maybe just a casual thing?

[Snaps her fingers.]

Oh, right! Your dad, I assume, left some messages on the landline phone??? It was weird, thought he'd call your cell?

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

[ Blink, blink. Blank faced a minute.

. . still, not as bad as her last roommate. ]

Uh – , yeah, sure? I don't have any homework, so . . ( 💭 )

What'cha got in mind?

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A /WEIRDO/ OR ANYTHING!

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[Lowers her voice to normal. Deep breath.]

You-- uh, wanna do something tonight?

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · May 15

AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A /WEIRDO/ OR ANYTHING!

....

[Lowers her voice to normal. Deep breath.]

You-- uh, wanna do something tonight?

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · May 15

no new roommate i think it's so cool that you have a mysteriously large amount of turtle memorabilia its totally an average and normal thing

[ has never known normal or average in her life ]

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⚔︎┊𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔. @whatslostisfound.bsky.social · May 5

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𝗔𝗺 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝗜
𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙮𝙤𝙪?

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲
𝙢𝙚, 𝘁𝗼𝗼, 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚?

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⚛┊𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔. @othellovonryan.bsky.social · Mar 30

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𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙪𝙥,
'𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙪𝙥,
𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚.

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙚!

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QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Mar 30

📲: When you ask questions, you usually drop an accusation right after, so you can't blame me for being defensive.

📲: Anyway, Sunita showed me this new yokai musician girl who has a slapper of a discography???

📲: Bangers all the way down, Donna.

⚛┊𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔. @othellovonryan.bsky.social · Mar 30

📲: Ah! ☝️
📲: But you see, I did not accuse, merely asked!
📲: Awfully touchy, aren't we?

📲: I'll review the cameras momentarily. Most likely it was, of course, Leonardo.

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Mar 30

📲: You KNOW I haven't even had time to visit lately because of school and work.
📲: Blaming me for that is crazy when you live with three accident prone siblings???

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Mar 30

📲: You KNOW I haven't even had time to visit lately because of school and work.
📲: Blaming me for that is crazy when you live with three accident prone siblings???

⚛┊𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔. @othellovonryan.bsky.social · Mar 30

[ Casually ( totally not angrily ) kicking what is now a hunk of junk to the side as she texts back. ]

📲: Incredible.
📲: Divine, even.
📲: My turn to ask a question: dearest April, have you happened to have been in my lab? Perhaps messed with anything?

QUEEN OF KRANG. @aprilonimbus.bsky.social · Mar 30

[Texting Donna post-explosion.]

📲: Girl, I could feel that one from my apartment???
📲: Y'all good over there?