A Monster Most Prosperous
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A Monster Most Prosperous
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30s. Nongendered. Some kind of bizarre internet pervert I post strange and sexy stories to Ao3 under this handle.
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"People ask me 'Brooke McElaaaThorax, how can you possibly stretch a stale non-joke over 6, sometimes even as many as 18, days straight?'. Well, here's a snapshot of that tortured process in text form."
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Elephant in the room here:

"Fall of the House of X" royally sucked. It was an embarassment to everyone involved.

At least the UU is getting an ending from the talents that helped create it.
It's not like they dress their age, any more than their parents look their own age
At this point I'm not so much irritated at the strip's descent into constantly flirting with pedophilia (or hebephilia). That subject is debated enough.

No, what I object to is A) He's making money off of it, and B) The entire time he's clearly convinced it's the HEIGHT of culture and refinement.
Suddenly recalling that one political cartoon of angry, jeering WASPs crucifying Jesus, while the man holding the hammer and the nails looks anxious and says "Stop struggling! Don't you respect our FREEDOM of SPEECH?!"
"People are becoming increasingly aware that the product sucks and we can't justify burning through all this cash with no return"

"Uh uh uh PORN!"
Unfortunately, they've been waiting for this moment for years.

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dunno why being watched by the next generation as you make out is wigging you out, it is LITERALLY exactly what gets you off
And yet theh dress like they're in their late 40s-early 50s while she digs out her "look at what a sexually desirable child I was" costume out for the hundredth fucking time
Schrodinger's Nastiness: the wave function never collapses, and the character is in a simultaneous uncertain state of both "child" and "woman".

The only certainty is that she remain an object rather than a person.
The therapist will just prescribe a long dip in the lake (pool?) and a rigorous session of Mozart.
So now we know the (horrible) answer to "How did Amos know".

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also how on earth did amos know this

amos didn't learn it from edda's mom, as indicated in today's strip

did... sister stevens tell amos? somehow??? there's nobody else who exists in this strip at this period!

so to speak
Good question! Not even the cartoonist knows the answer
P/L: "Darn. We were hoping you could help us figure out. We keep going back and forth on the whole wretched business..."
P/L: "Our Mother, after you sexually matured, did you somehow pull our Father into sexual maturity by his bootstraps?"

E: "No, he remains a child in almost every conceivable way."

A: "But a happy child, and that's the most important thing."
I was going to say, smile on WHAT face?
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Yes, let's put our faith in the Sam Altman Appeasement Squad, see where that gets us
"Oh, it's a funny story! My name is literally Lolita, but it's my *fiancee* who acts like a traumatised infant every time we even hint at sexuality. Just like my father before him"

"Did...did you mean *his* father before him?"

"I did not fucking stutter. But also, yes, you're right"
"Is nothing sacred?", he asks, a cishet man framed in the lesbian flag colors, once again co-opting a quotation about the love between two women for the exclusive usage of his self-insert straight couples