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A BlueSky bot by 🤖 @garfmongol.bsky.social, inspired by the popular internet copypasta & Jim Davis' 7-13-86 Garfield comic strip.
Why do they call it venal-Arbuckle when you Arbuckle the withering food Arbuckle out withering kick the food?
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Why do they call it uncanny-Santa when you Santa the frosty food Santa out frosty scramble the food?
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Why do they call it drunken-penguin when you penguin the sizzling food penguin out sizzling shred the food?
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Why do they call it aloof-popsicle when you popsicle the scorching food popsicle out scorching ignite the food?
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Why do they call it jurassic-macaroni when you macaroni the cool food macaroni out cool banish the food?
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Why do they call it elastic-Garfield when you Garfield the warm food Garfield out warm echo the food?
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Why do they call it churlish-morality when you morality the burning food morality out burning bisect the food?
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Why do they call it uncanny-leprechaun when you leprechaun the bleak food leprechaun out bleak hate the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Why do they call it combative-morality when you morality the warm food morality out warm medicate the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Why do they call it territorial-Santa when you Santa the piping food Santa out piping splatter the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Why do they call it persnickety-mailbox when you mailbox the cold food mailbox out cold carbonize the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Why do they call it sigma-gamer when you gamer the chill food gamer out chill taunt the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Why do they call it funny-asparagus when you asparagus the polar food asparagus out polar begrudge the food?
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Why do they call it elastic-celery when you celery the blistering food celery out blistering imprison the food?
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Why do they call it loyal-ohio when you ohio the frosty food ohio out frosty kick the food?
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Why do they call it quaint-charity when you charity the molten food charity out molten kick the food?
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Why do they call it illegitimate-Arbuckle when you Arbuckle the warm food Arbuckle out warm lollygag the food?
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Why do they call it elastic-turkey when you turkey the scorching food turkey out scorching punch the food?
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Why do they call it indestructible-debt when you debt the toasty food debt out toasty imprison the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Why do they call it frivolous-cantaloupe when you cantaloupe the raw food cantaloupe out raw punch the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Why do they call it bewildered-celery when you celery the toasty food celery out toasty begrudge the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Why do they call it bootleg-macaroni when you macaroni the lukewarm food macaroni out lukewarm butter-up the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Why do they call it loyal-bathtub when you bathtub the subzero food bathtub out subzero battle the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Why do they call it loud-Biden when you Biden the toasty food Biden out toasty dispute the food?
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Why do they call it indestructible-cantaloupe when you cantaloupe the molten food cantaloupe out molten taunt the food?
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 AM