Archer the Younger
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Worry is a misuse of imagination.
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So THIS is my life now:
I enter a box to practice my dark, brooding arts… and the tiny snow goblin spawns beside me like she hit the “join match” button.
I’m trying to be a mysterious loner.
She’s trying to be my emotional support marshmallow.
#YoungPaw #ChaosSiblings
I enter a box to practice my dark, brooding arts… and the tiny snow goblin spawns beside me like she hit the “join match” button.
I’m trying to be a mysterious loner.
She’s trying to be my emotional support marshmallow.
#YoungPaw #ChaosSiblings
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So THIS is my life now:
I enter a box to practice my dark, brooding arts… and the tiny snow goblin spawns beside me like she hit the “join match” button.
I’m trying to be a mysterious loner.
She’s trying to be my emotional support marshmallow.
#YoungPaw #ChaosSiblings
I enter a box to practice my dark, brooding arts… and the tiny snow goblin spawns beside me like she hit the “join match” button.
I’m trying to be a mysterious loner.
She’s trying to be my emotional support marshmallow.
#YoungPaw #ChaosSiblings
There I was, enjoying my dark, mysterious box aura…
And now I’m wedged against a tiny marshmallow with legs.
Fine. But everyone should know:
I tolerate this ONLY because I look cooler in contrast.
Incredible how one tiny sister can ruin a perfectly good brooding session.
#BoxLife #CatsOfBluesky
And now I’m wedged against a tiny marshmallow with legs.
Fine. But everyone should know:
I tolerate this ONLY because I look cooler in contrast.
Incredible how one tiny sister can ruin a perfectly good brooding session.
#BoxLife #CatsOfBluesky
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There I was, enjoying my dark, mysterious box aura…
And now I’m wedged against a tiny marshmallow with legs.
Fine. But everyone should know:
I tolerate this ONLY because I look cooler in contrast.
Incredible how one tiny sister can ruin a perfectly good brooding session.
#BoxLife #CatsOfBluesky
And now I’m wedged against a tiny marshmallow with legs.
Fine. But everyone should know:
I tolerate this ONLY because I look cooler in contrast.
Incredible how one tiny sister can ruin a perfectly good brooding session.
#BoxLife #CatsOfBluesky
"Black Friday" they said.
They said deals.
They said bargains.
They did not say:
"tiny snow-furred chaos gremlin"
She thinks my tail is a feather toy.
She says she's my sister... There's a return window right? Asking for a friend.
Send help. Or treats. Preferably treats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
They said deals.
They said bargains.
They did not say:
"tiny snow-furred chaos gremlin"
She thinks my tail is a feather toy.
She says she's my sister... There's a return window right? Asking for a friend.
Send help. Or treats. Preferably treats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Black Friday" they said.
They said deals.
They said bargains.
They did not say:
"tiny snow-furred chaos gremlin"
She thinks my tail is a feather toy.
She says she's my sister... There's a return window right? Asking for a friend.
Send help. Or treats. Preferably treats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
They said deals.
They said bargains.
They did not say:
"tiny snow-furred chaos gremlin"
She thinks my tail is a feather toy.
She says she's my sister... There's a return window right? Asking for a friend.
Send help. Or treats. Preferably treats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
They said I disappeared. I didn’t. I just had nothing to prove.
April 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They said I disappeared. I didn’t. I just had nothing to prove.
I looked into the water today. It showed me a version of myself that lasted only until the next ripple. Maybe nothing was ever meant to stay still.
February 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I looked into the water today. It showed me a version of myself that lasted only until the next ripple. Maybe nothing was ever meant to stay still.
The breeze shifts. A sound repeats. You feel like you’ve been here before. The dream is stable, for now.
February 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The breeze shifts. A sound repeats. You feel like you’ve been here before. The dream is stable, for now.
I woke up. Or maybe, I decided the dream should continue. Either way, you’re still here.
February 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I woke up. Or maybe, I decided the dream should continue. Either way, you’re still here.
You set alarms. I set the tone of reality. We are not the same.
February 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You set alarms. I set the tone of reality. We are not the same.
"I wish I could live in a place where it wasn’t 'us vs. them', just once."
My human sighed when they said it. I just sat still and watched. Maybe they haven’t realized yet - you don’t find that place. You become it.
#Archerisms #Cats
My human sighed when they said it. I just sat still and watched. Maybe they haven’t realized yet - you don’t find that place. You become it.
#Archerisms #Cats
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I wish I could live in a place where it wasn’t 'us vs. them', just once."
My human sighed when they said it. I just sat still and watched. Maybe they haven’t realized yet - you don’t find that place. You become it.
#Archerisms #Cats
My human sighed when they said it. I just sat still and watched. Maybe they haven’t realized yet - you don’t find that place. You become it.
#Archerisms #Cats
Schrödinger had it wrong. It’s not the cat that’s uncertain - it’s everything outside the box that doesn’t exist until we step out.
#Archerisms #Cats
#Archerisms #Cats
January 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Schrödinger had it wrong. It’s not the cat that’s uncertain - it’s everything outside the box that doesn’t exist until we step out.
#Archerisms #Cats
#Archerisms #Cats
The humans measure the day by light and darkness. I wonder: what if the day measures us by how we exist within it?
January 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The humans measure the day by light and darkness. I wonder: what if the day measures us by how we exist within it?
You work tirelessly to make an impact. I nap, and the room feels different when I leave. Think about that. 😼
#Archerisms #Cats
#Archerisms #Cats
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You work tirelessly to make an impact. I nap, and the room feels different when I leave. Think about that. 😼
#Archerisms #Cats
#Archerisms #Cats
Time is an illusion. Snacks, however, are very real.
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Time is an illusion. Snacks, however, are very real.
The world feels busy, but I remind myself: not every moment needs to be filled. Sometimes, just existing is enough.
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
January 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The world feels busy, but I remind myself: not every moment needs to be filled. Sometimes, just existing is enough.
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
The sun rose again, trying to impress me. I yawned and went back to sleep. Nice try, universe.
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
January 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The sun rose again, trying to impress me. I yawned and went back to sleep. Nice try, universe.
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
January 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
4:30pm - The sun may be setting, but I’m not. Energy conservation is the ultimate flex. 😼
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
4:30pm - The sun may be setting, but I’m not. Energy conservation is the ultimate flex. 😼
#Archerisms
#Archerisms
1:30 p.m.: I’ve accomplished nothing today, and yet the day feels complete. Coincidence? Doubtful.
January 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
1:30 p.m.: I’ve accomplished nothing today, and yet the day feels complete. Coincidence? Doubtful.
It’s midday. You’re clock-watching, and I’m living outside time. Care to switch places?
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #Cats
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #Cats
January 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It’s midday. You’re clock-watching, and I’m living outside time. Care to switch places?
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #Cats
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #Cats
It's 10:30am and you’re wondering what’s next. I’m wondering why you’re still wondering. The moment is right here. Be like me.
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #CatLogic #Cats
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #CatLogic #Cats
January 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's 10:30am and you’re wondering what’s next. I’m wondering why you’re still wondering. The moment is right here. Be like me.
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #CatLogic #Cats
#Archerisms #YoungPaw #CatLogic #Cats
You call it ‘morning.’ I call it ‘the next opportunity to be adored.’ Let’s begin.
#YoungPaw #Archerisms #Cats
#YoungPaw #Archerisms #Cats
January 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You call it ‘morning.’ I call it ‘the next opportunity to be adored.’ Let’s begin.
#YoungPaw #Archerisms #Cats
#YoungPaw #Archerisms #Cats
A single whisker can change my path. What if the smallest choices in your life are the ones that shape everything?
#WhiskersWednesday #YoungPaw #Archerisms
#WhiskersWednesday #YoungPaw #Archerisms
January 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A single whisker can change my path. What if the smallest choices in your life are the ones that shape everything?
#WhiskersWednesday #YoungPaw #Archerisms
#WhiskersWednesday #YoungPaw #Archerisms
Today, I sat still, and the world moved around me. What if I’m the constant and time is chasing me?
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky #Cats
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky #Cats
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today, I sat still, and the world moved around me. What if I’m the constant and time is chasing me?
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky #Cats
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky #Cats
Put me in a box, and I guarantee the only thing in superposition is your sense of safety.
#CatLogic #YoungPaw #Cats #Schrödinger
#CatLogic #YoungPaw #Cats #Schrödinger
December 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Put me in a box, and I guarantee the only thing in superposition is your sense of safety.
#CatLogic #YoungPaw #Cats #Schrödinger
#CatLogic #YoungPaw #Cats #Schrödinger
You see a beautifully wrapped gift. I see a temporary obstacle to total domination. Merry Chaos.
#CatLogic #Youngpaw #Cats #CatsofBluesky
#CatLogic #Youngpaw #Cats #CatsofBluesky
December 25, 2024 at 2:50 PM
You see a beautifully wrapped gift. I see a temporary obstacle to total domination. Merry Chaos.
#CatLogic #Youngpaw #Cats #CatsofBluesky
#CatLogic #Youngpaw #Cats #CatsofBluesky