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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞

@archipelagoner.bsky.social

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I am Captain Archipelagoner, explorer of distant shores. Here you will find reports of my escapades involving GIANTS! If you are a kid, begone with you. (He/Him 24 🇬🇧)

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🔞MegaMaliit @megamaliit.bsky.social · Jan 6

Oh no! Not the miscellaneous tiny people!! #giantess #sizesky

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · 1d

Short notice, but gift art is appreciated. You don't have to if you don't wanna. ;)

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · 1d

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No new birthday art this year, I forgor. 💀

But now I'm older!
#sizesky #giantess

A vector graphic artwork depicting a giant woman sitting on the deck of a ship at sea. Her right foot is pointed towards the viewer with her toes scrunched up. Her nails are painted teal and she has a silver ring on her index toe.
The giant woman, Cleo (her outdated design) wears a white & blue striped vest, black suspensers and has greeny-blue hair sticking out from under a white & blue striped cloth.
A small, white bearded ship captain wearing dark blue jacket and hat (with a small pink party hat perched on top of that) sits on top of the giant's foot with a slightly disgruntled expression.
A banner hung up on the Conning-tower reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN!!!"

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🔞MegaMaliit @megamaliit.bsky.social · Jan 22

Roses are red
Violets are red
You’re red
Everything’s red
THERE’s BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!
#sizesky #giantess

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · 18d

Alts if you don't like reading or lil guys.

An alternate version with no text, so the giant girl sits there and smirks at the tiny guy.

Alternate version where the giant girl is all alone... maybe she hallucinated him?

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · 18d

Very big gf who goes "Ehhhhh..." that definitely wants to step on you.
1, because they know you'll like it.
2, because you know they'd like it.

[Fanart of @kusujinn.bsky.social 's Ehh-girl OC!]
#sizesky #giantess

"So... You're into giant girls?" She asks, "Right, so if I were to step on you..." she continues as a smirk climbs across her face, her hand resting on her bare foot as if to tease her tiny partner. His mind races with panic but the answer to her question is barely able to be made before she says it with a sly, knowing tone.
"You'd enjoy it? Ehhhhhh..."

Her catchphase. :)

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · 19d

NEW ART SOON
ETA: VERY

A black and white lined vector artwork of a young woman with narrow eyes and a sly smirk, presumably up to mischief.

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🔞ShameOnMyKinkyDraws @onkinky.bsky.social · 21d

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Oct 22

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Why do they call it the Big Apple?
#sizesky #giantess

"EYY! Am fuckin' walkin' here!" booms Allegra, a giant woman, making her way through the streets of New York city. She is wearing a black skirt and jacket, a red shirt and a beret styled to look like a red apple.

She has just stepped on a yellow taxi cab with her high heels, crushing the front half of the vehicle as oil pools under Allegra's shoe.
In the background two tiny onlookers that look suspiciously like the streamers Vinny Vinesauce and Jabroni Mike watch on in apathy and intense rage respectively.

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 29

Hell yeah, I think you still have my discord.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 29

You misunderstand.. Mine are open too... we're in the same boat here.
Good luck with you, pal.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 29

Yeah, an art trade or a promt. Like if someones got a REALLY good idea I like the sound of I'll draw it.

What are you doing reading this? Let me know!

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 29

Hmmmmmm. Need to do some new art. OC's are fine and all but I gotta do some fan art or something.
A commission or art trade would ge the kick up the ass I'd need to be motivated to do something.

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The Satyr🔞 @purplesatyr.bsky.social · Aug 13

Salem (OC)

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 6

omg you drew her so cute

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🔞The Cheap!🔞🍉 @thecheap.bsky.social · Aug 6

I tried my best :)

DEFINITELY gonna do more!

(Putting the #SizeSky tag just in case)

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🔞 Ed'N'Em 🔞 @ednem.bsky.social · Jul 16

I did it ! Not super happy with the result, but heh. 🤷
#SizeSky

Ginormica holding her fiancée in her hands.

Twirling in place, she’s so happy to see him again.

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🎃 viewer beware, you're quinn for a scare @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social · Aug 5

pov: it's 2007 and you just googled "giant woman" on the family computer for the first time

A giant, redheaded woman wearing nothing but a bra, a torn black miniskirt and white panties grabs a building with her left hand, throwing orange embers to the ground. Two military helicopters fly behind her as she straddles a subway line. Her gaze is fixed on a figure in the foreground, a man in silhouette sitting on a motorbike. She looks furious.

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Oh my god I'm in.
Thank you blessed deer devs. May the regulators squirm from your brilliance.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 4

i shouldnt have fuckin updated bluesky. i wish i knew how to revert to a previous update :(

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Alright very funny, someone sent meva message and I can't see it because of the fuckin age verification thing I refuse to accept.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 3

Alright in this case I'll have to do it through discord with people. Very easy with people who have commissioned in the past or are in the same servers. But we are going to have to be careful until my shitshow of a government change this dogshit policy and begin protecting children properly.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 3

Alright the age verification thing only affects dms...
That will make commissions in future more difficult. I shouldn't have updated bluesky so I wouldn't be affected. ffs

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ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 3

Alright it does post. Interesting.

ARCHIPELAGONER 🔞 @archipelagoner.bsky.social · Aug 3

Needing to test something. Want to see if the government can get me.

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