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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 4h

consider a laser that heals

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5h

I also blame @rainboweyeddog.bsky.social

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 9h

both of them being brainwashed

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 14h

You really have been chef maxing lately

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Reposted by Chief Researcher Viktor

Caine ΘΔ @cainelatrans.bsky.social · 1d

Stealing trinkets and jewels work for some, but Vincenzo the Thievul makes his living on the black market of ideas. Using his cunning... and tail, Vincenzo targets those with insider information, selling the tips on the black market to the highest bidders.

#NSFW #Furryart #Hypnosis

A thievul, poised rather confident and smug, boasts about his current heist. "Mmm these thoughts of yours will fetch a fine price on the black market. What was it you were saying again my friend?" His tail is wrapped around the thought bubble of a Honchkrow who was lost in thought about a very important phone call he was on. "This merger is my ticket to the top. Just can't let anyone find out before it's announced." The pokemon Honchkrow was talking to over the phone was concerned about the non answer he was receiving. "Sir... Are you still there?" Honchkrow, mindless and empty as his very thoughts were sucked into the Theivul's tail could only respond with a "Duhhhhh...." Behind them is an open cafe, Vincenzo able to operate in the open as he deals in theft of the abstract. A ratatta sitting at a table looks on shocked and surprised, dropping his Jelly donut branded Riceball on the ground.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 3d

So if you're in Silent Hill, dealing with your trauma or whatever. And you have a completely irrelevant medical issue during it. What happens?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 3d

cowards the lot of them.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 4d

how come chocobo TF is always the yellow ones and not the red ones that traumatized the ff14 community?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 4d

Macro for the detailed backgrounds

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 4d

given my connection to the ice and cold I guess its only fitting I somehow has a fridge capable of pinpoint freezing random things inside.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

Rubber furs love to talk about how great and indestructible they are but if rubber is so great why do I need to get my tire fixed for the second time in 3 months?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

That's adds the partner triangles with a forced march towards the meatballs

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like news channels should cut to footage of Portland any time he Tries to describe what it looks like.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

People getting lost in a store set up as an art exhibit you can buy will always baffle me. It's the most linear store.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

"IKEA is so big and confusing you how do you find your way around in there?"

me:

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 5d

Stealth horror game where you play the entity tasked at gathering the documents for the actual main character to find during their exploration.

you have to sneak into their house and find records of their dark past to litter around the area for them to find.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 6d

The generation that thought pink Floyd the wall was deep really didn't actually learn basic concepts of that song huh?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 6d

Don't be a coward and call it your fursona.

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 6d

Please consider removing the phrase “my spirit animal” from your vocabulary

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 6d

If someone turns into a vampire are their roommates free game or do they need permission to enter their rooms now?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 6d

Tomorrow is October not may

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 6d

are those whole garlic cloves in there?

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 8d

a great form to see on the first panel of the comic before the changes™️ start

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 8d

I bring a certain null magic vibe that the people with mind-protecting wards don't really like.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 9d

The funny thing about this is most people are thinking this was a horny idea but I actually was making a observation about picture captions

Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 10d

If a buff guy smiles too little in their thirst trap photos they get assigned mindless jock hypnosis. If they smile too much, they get assigned cocky jock hypnosis.

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Chief Researcher Viktor @arcticursine.bsky.social · 10d

If a buff guy smiles too little in their thirst trap photos they get assigned mindless jock hypnosis. If they smile too much, they get assigned cocky jock hypnosis.

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