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30 | a little bit of this (football) and a little bit of that (socialism)
Poor Burnley. They are just poo, aren’t they?
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by amy
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Genuinely how is Gary Neville allowed to commentate football matches in this way
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Pathetic. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Comms calling Salah Ekitike 💀
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Hating playing out from the back is my most old man yells at cloud football take. We must retvrn to boot-it-long-ball
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
People surprised that there are this many nonces in the world post-Epstein were clearly never involved in 2010s UK emo culture, where fucking a 14 year old was as much of a staple as an unwashed floppy fringe
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Time to watch the baby sleeping on the monitor to keep the horrors away #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Wirtz just went through us like we were a mild breeze there #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
MON GORDY INTO THE SCOUSE CUNTS #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oh this is going to be one of THOSE games isn’t it #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Unless Mac Allister has a condition which causes his throat to be in his chest, that is an atrocious dive #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I know that this is incredibly inconsequential in comparison to the rampant corruption and noncery in the Epstein files, but I do think there’s something interesting in the fact that so many of these so-called genius billionaires are practically illiterate
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 PM
This ref will not see the light of heaven
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
This stinks of us losing in added time
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
FUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Anth please don’t pretend you’ve been fouled to cover up that tepid attempt

Just SHOOT the FOOTBALL into the DIRECTION of the NET
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Safonov getting cooked by the comms here. It’s not easy following the act of sexy sexy Donnarumma, leave the poor kid alone. Even if his trim is fucking tragic
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Preaching to the choir but Miley is SO good. Standing up to world-class opposition like he’s playing 5-a-side with his pals. Mindset of someone twice his age. #NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Why did we wait so long to cross that in??? Two players in the box asking for it and we pass it around until we lose it?
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Right, come on lads. Make the bar of crème egg chocolate I’ve got out the cupboard celebratory chocolate instead of comfort chocolate
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Willock renaissance I believe in it
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
JOE WILLOCK!!!!!(??????????)
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Nick Woltemade would benefit from some advice from Dan Burn on finishing*

*with his head

#NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
What a fucking beautiful cross. Thank you for ballooning the ball into the stands mate x #NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM