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ariel 🦇
@arieljaded.bsky.social
ariel / aj • she/they • long time dog mom & first time human mom and can’t stfu about it • maker of things • sometimes a twitch streamer
realized the greatest unsung joy of being a parent this morning… at some point I will get to introduce my kid to the master level excellence that is avatar the last airbender 🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
me growing up: no way I like girls, I only like boys!!!!!! I just want to be friends with pretty girls, nothing more!!!

also me: always wanted to rewatch Charlie’s Angels (2000) and kept finding an excuse to rewind the scene where Drew Barrymore licks a steering wheel 🫣

hahah anyway
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my baby has learned to smooch and after watching my husband kiss me he decided that he wanted a smooch too and I think it has fixed me 😭
June 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
hey chat, any idea how to be happy? asking for a friend
June 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by ariel 🦇
🌈 Big Gay Dig Day - 2025 🌈

Let's dig a big huge giant hole in Minecraft and fundraise for Transgender Law Center! Join me on the Cashew Town Minecraft server for the biggest and gayest hole of the year. ❤

📅 Saturday June 28, 12pm ET
donate: tilt.fyi/QekXx9AgAC
info: notbel.la/events/bgdd2...
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
why is packing for a trip with a baby 10 trillion times harder than you expect it to be???
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
forever experiencing the pendulum of having the most euphoric “this is what life is about” moments and then the most numb “what is even the point of continuing” thoughts… sorry to be sad on main but hahaha anyways check on your mom friends they probably aren’t okay.
April 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
not to brag on main but I made the cutest baby to ever walk the earth im almost certain
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
finishing the show you’re watching and your current read on the same day should be illegal… like what is supposed to occupy my thoughts now???
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by ariel 🦇
No wrong turns, just unexpected adventures! 🗺️🐾✨
March 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
shoutout to all you cutie moms out there wearing matching sets and looking so beautiful all the time and are so on top of being a mom because honestly since I had my kid I only look and rage like ms trunchbull 24/7 🤪
March 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
one minute you’re just minding your business and then the next you’re sobbing while doing the dishes
March 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
purgatory is the space between finishing a book you were really enjoying and trying to decide what’s next 😭
February 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
still recovering from the high that was playing breath of the wild for the first time… it’s been 8 years and nothing has felt the same since 😭
February 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
somehow my husband has pavloved my kid into calming down and falling asleep to the Sea of Thieves soundtrack?
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my love language is the kids in my life telling me how good of a mom they know I am/going to be. like it’s so hard not to feel like you’re fucking everything up as a mom, but when a 17 year old you used to babysit tells you they know you’re gonna crush it? feels good man 🥲
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
is today the day i take the tree down, y or n?
February 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
constantly torn between keeping my baby’s face off the internet and wanting to blast it everywhere because he’s genuinely the cutest baby I have ever seen and I feel like everyone needs to see his cuteness 😅
February 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
anyone else unable to stop crying
February 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
me before having my own kid: I probably won’t have many toys that are loud or have lots of lights because I get overstimulated so easily

me now: what god do I need to pray to to hold my childs attention for longer than 30 seconds
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
anyway, Frodo and Sam are super in love, right?
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
peoples obsession with weight & weight loss postpartum is so disheartening. sorry I don’t look thin enough to you, I’ve been kind of busy keeping a baby alive.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I know it’s hard to be 100% sure but I really am so certain that I made the cutest baby to ever exist (he woke up, smiled at me, and fell right back to sleep so I think this confirms it tbh)
January 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Post a photo of you and your favorite Pokémon 🌱

all my good pictures lately have my son in them so enjoy this scuffed stream picture but as basic as he might be I really do love my angry boy
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
can someone tell my baby that 4am is not really an ideal wake up time? I keep telling him myself but I don’t think he believes me. sincerely, up before the sun every single day
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM