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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕
@arielleivy.com
Chaotic Good sea witch, always looking for my next adventure. 💕🏳️‍🌈🇦🇱✡🦓🏴

📍NYC and FMTY ✈️

https://campsite.bio/arielleivy
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Your regular announcement that I'm available on Valentine's Day!

📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
Hire this angel!
Hi beautiful people! Just a reminder that I'm actively looking for roles as a journalist, editor, and media strategist! I have 15 years of experience and have previously worked at VICE, Al Jazeera, Vox, and many other places.

Clips and contact here:

muckrack.com/janusrose
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Planning a road trip for later this year to some of the most boring places I've ever researched and wondering how tf people live in these places when even getting to page 3 of google has not yielded enough things to fill up 2 full days of activities. Are y'all okay out there?
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Waiting for a cake to cool before you frost it is an excruciating test of patience that I struggle with every time.
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Your regular announcement that I'm available on Valentine's Day!

📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I went to my first ever hockey game recently (a PWHL game, absolutely not an NHL game) and my god is it fun to watch lesbians hit each other. 😊
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I will never understand bsky's nudity moderation. One pic of me in lingerie will be marked as sexually explicit and the next of me in a slightly different lingerie set won't be given a label at all. So strange with no rhyme or reason behind it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Nobody on Earth is as snooty about Mexican food as someone from southern California. I feel like they'd go to Mexico itself and say the food isn't authentic, they're so obnoxious about it lmao.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My roommate is convinced everyone has a favorite sibling, but I disagree. So help me settle the argument- if you have more than one sibling, do you have a favorite?
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It finally happened, my Twitter has been suspended. Fuck me I guess!
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
When a new client sends you a gift from your wishlist before sending the booking email to get himself in your good graces. 🥰
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm so sick of civs saying they have a SW friend who makes good money so they can make good money just entering the industry now. Your friend has an established client base that takes years to build up! Grow up!
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I love when someone tells me they're bad at making decisions because I'm bossy as hell and love telling people what to do. 🥰
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I often see women online make jokes about how their husbands aren't cheating on them because they're too busy with some nerdy hobby and... not to be that hooker, but I promise you the nerds are also cheating. It's my whole business model. Nerds love paying other nerds to talk about nerd shit with.
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The real fantasy of X-Men isn't the superpowers, it's that everywhere Charles Xavier goes is wheelchair accessible.
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Giving everyone a show at my favorite spa 💕
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Too many of y'all can't be on your phones and also pay attention while walking, so maybe you should stop trying to do both? The lack of spacial awareness is such an issue.
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The best thing about going to the vet is hearing the names of all the other animals.
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I have a friend who's a urologist who recently said I'm the only person in the world they're confident drinks enough water, so I have that going for me.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The stats for 2025 are in from my assistant! Here's some notable info:
-Only 25% sent accurate screening info in the booking form
-67% never replied to my initial response ever again
-15% of inquiries resulted in actual bookings
-50% of bookings tipped
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Every time I make a to do list for the day, there's one item I know from the moment I write it isn't getting done that day lol. That's my wishful thinking task, not a real task for me to do.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My bank constantly sends me fraud alerts when I book flights despite the fact that I do it all the time. When will they register me in their system as someone who travels?
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I only have 6 states left to hit all 50 so I'm offering a FMTY special for 2026 to help me reach that goal! If you fly me to Arizona, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Mississippi, you can take 50% off a date of 6 hours or more! You still cover lodging & transit, but what a deal!
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Listen, chocolate is made of beans so it should count as my daily serving of vegetables and I won't hear any dissent.
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Shoutout to Reddit for having a 12 year old answer to every question I've ever thought to ask.
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why yes, I am going to a NYE powerpoint party where I'm presenting on why some country artists are more punk than 99% of punk bands and doing hours of research so I can properly convey this very important message. Why do you ask?
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM