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Prodigal Frankenstein
@arkenstein.bsky.social
All views my own.

Big nerd, bigger bag of hobbies. Will punch a grue if it gets too familiar.

Expect all kinds of odds and bodkins in here.

🔞 for language and other grownup business
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Quick intro for the curious:
-Gen X'er in Oakland, born and raised in NJ, rebuilt myself in SF
- Data geek
-Mixed media artist
-Part of the "Yes you can be married and still be Pan" contingent.
-Very Pro 🏳️‍🌈+🏳️‍⚧️
-Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming
-Learned to read from my Dad’s Marvel Horror comics)
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
One thing I know is that every house has a bag of bags
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The central unified definition of “woke” is “the ability for society to bust you for being an asshole”
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
In our greatest hour of need, a hero emerges to blast Michael Rapaport right in the kisser
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My peets to your peets…
My beans to your beans…

#dogs #AmericanBulldog
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
In 2026 I plan I plan to…
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Incels: “Woke ruined Baldur’s Gate 3!!!”
Me:
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Threads pissed me off so BlueSky gets the pic of Marley’s neck fold eating my foot
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
BG3 is going to absolutely cook me
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It’s not a wagon it’s a sleeper car #wagonwednesday
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ride the walrus
December 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thigh and biscuit
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s important to make conchas choices
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The Iron Curtain has been restored
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The absolute cruelty of the anti-trans measures this week and the cowardly, banal evil of those advancing them is monstrous.

Please show up for anyone you know who’s being affected by this madness. Hold them close, treasure who they are, celebrate that they are here.

Listen. Help. Defend. Love.
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My summoning and traveling album:
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The perfect sticker doesn’t exis…
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Leed is designed specifically to give you challenging thoughts about orcs…
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
As promised @missoldsoul.bsky.social , I present my legs
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Also this is recorded footage of Marley sleeping between my legs last night
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Tell ‘em Tiny Patel sent ya!”
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Tipsy from the jazz clurb
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
God sent his Son to live and die as a human being*.

God is not going to jack his Son into the Matrix.

*if you believe this sort of thing.
AI Jesus? Rogan has jumped the shark, and that's saying something.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM