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arkhambeast.bsky.social
Whimsical Goat
@arkhambeast.bsky.social
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A goat that enjoys writing spicy stories and worlds
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arkhambeast.bsky.social
Whimsical Goat @arkhambeast.bsky.social · Nov 8
-One-shots only.
-$20 per 1000 words
-You send me a summary of your idea (and title if possible) and I'll write based on what you give me.
arkhambeast.bsky.social
Guess no one is allowed to have an opinion or defend themselves these days, huh?

Guess that at least shows you people's real faces.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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dhiroshiama.bsky.social
wanted to try this
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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whacktheracc.bsky.social
Another Master Splinter pinup!

You're in for a tough lesson!

#Furry #Fanart #Art #Pinup

👉 HD: (www.furaffinity.net/view/62598496/)
Master Splinter, an athropomporphic rat from TMNT (1987), laying on his back on a tatami floor. His robe is fully open revealing his athletic build. His tail is coiled around his body hiding his nudity. He is teasing the viewer, "Hmm... You have quite the talent... I'm out of breath! ...I think it's time for a special lesson...! ♡"
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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whacktheracc.bsky.social
It's here!! The Halloween Brawl is here! 🎃👊

Watch these murderous monsters duke it out for a spooky smackdown!

👽Alien vs 🐷Butcher + 🎃Pumpkin Man vs 🐺Werewolf

#OC #Furry #Wrestling #Art #Halloween

👉 HD: (www.furaffinity.net/view/62714004/)

Thank you all for my wonderful first year of Bluesky!
A wrestling collage of various muscular monsters wrestling. In order, top to bottom, left to right: A butcher with a pig mask stretches a tentacle faced alien with four arms over his back with a "Gory Special" the Butcher is silent, but the Alien, in an alien language, is shouting "You vile meatsack!" In the next image the Alien holds the Butcher in a full nelson, while restraining the Butcher from using his butcher knife, using his multiple arms to dig his claws into the Butcher's abs, drawing blood, the Alien taunts "Nice try, Earthling! I look forward to dissecting you!" In the next image the Alien has straddled the Butcher and is shoving the Butcher's face into his groin, taunting "Take a closer look at a superior species, you insect!" the Butcher reaches out for his knife. In the final image of the set, the Butcher is stomping on the Alien's groi, groaning "Cruuuushhh...!" while the Alien yells "Nooo!!! You damn lowly creature!" In the next image set, a Werewolf bites into the head of a Pumpkin Man, taunting "Tasty pumpkin mush!" while the Pumpkin Man cries out "Owww! Heeyyy!!! Baadd! No bite!!" In the next image, The Pumpkin Man is on the Werewolf's back, prying his jaw open taunting "Bad Dogggyyy...!!! No bite pumpkin!" The Werewolf snarls in pain while drooling profusely. In the next image the Pumpkin Man is on the Werewolf's back, choking him in a sleeperhold, taunting, "Night night, dogggyyy...!" While the Werewolf retorts "Urrghh! You stinkin' gourd!" In the last image of the set, the Werewolf stretches the Pumpkin Man in a "Romero Special" while yelling "Grraahh ha ha! Gonna break you in half!" while the Pumpkin Man pleas "Nooo, noo!! Dat hurt!! Let pumpkin go!!"
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ehudkurzweil.bsky.social
I'm honored that a web app I've used to build encounters in Daggerheart has decided to feature my art as the background! Check it out here :)

freshcutgrass.app
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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phineart.bsky.social
Sketch for today. Planning some cool fanarts.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 7
Lust

Asmodeus!
Ignite our blood with perverse desire.
We greet ye now with an offering of flesh,
To sate your desires most carnal,
To revel in sin, eternal.
Finn as Aasmodeus, the demon of Lust. He lays in the air as if on a bed, his large tongue wet with desire and his rose-covered wings open in an inviting embrace. Rose petals surround him. The last silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Finn as Asmodeus. The last label now reads "lust" and the mural is complete.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 6
Gluttony

Beelzebub!
Let us gorge on pleasures in abundance.
Darryl as Beelzebub, the demon of Gluttony. He is covered in honey and carries a cornucopia filled with peaches. He looks at you as if you were prey while sloppily eating one of the peaches. His wings are insect-like and adorned with honeycombs. The sixth silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Darryl as Beelzebub. The label now reads "gluttony". The last silhouette remains hidden.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 5
Greed

Mammon!
Bestow upon us riches and glory.
Diego as Mammon, the demon of Greed. He looks at you with a mischievous smile as he conjures gemstones and nuggets of gold from his hands, his feathery wings open as if to embrace you. The fifth silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Diego as Mammon. The label now reads "greed". The other silhouettes remain hidden.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 4
Sloth

Belphegor!
Let us ignore the pain and woes of the land.
Firouz as Belphegor, the demon of Sloth. He smokes an icy pipe as he looks at you with bored eyes and he spreads his frost-covered bony wings. A hazy mist of smoke surrounds him. The fourth silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Firouz as Belphegor. The label now reads "sloth". The other silhouettes remain hidden.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 3
Wrath

Satan!
Smite our enemies with fiendish fury.
Nik as Satan, the demon of Wrath. He holds a fiery pitchfork as he looks at you with rage and spreads his torn demonic wings. Hellish flames surround him. The third silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Nik as Satan. The label now reads "wrath". The other silhouettes remain hidden.
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 2
Envy

Leviathan!
Grant us that which we covet.
Markus as Leviathan, the demon of Envy. He is surrounded by a white snake adorned in golden chains and spreads his hooked wings. He is bound in golden chains too. The second silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Markus as Leviathan. The label now reads "envy". The other silhouettes remain hidden.
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]
Day 1
Pride

Lucifer!
Appear before us, O Angel Fallen.
Alek as Lucifer, the demon of Pride. He shows off his muscles with a cocky smile and spreads his dark feathery wings. Broken shards of mirror surround him. The first silhouette of the mural is revealed and shows Alek as Lucifer. The label now reads "pride". The other silhouettes remain hidden.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cabaretbara.bsky.social
[7 Sinful Days of Halloween]

It's spooky season and this year at Cabaret Bara, we're summoning demons.

"We call upon ye, Princes of Hell.
Hear now our plea, ye Spirits of Darkness.
Awake from the depths where ye do dwell.
Come unto us from the fiery Abyss."
7 mysterious silhouettes are shown on a colorful background. They are labeled from left to right as: Superbia, Invidia, Ira, Acedia, Avaritia, Gula, and Luxuria.
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
arkhambeast.bsky.social
🚨🚨Letting it be known that Commissions are open once again🚨🚨
arkhambeast.bsky.social Whimsical Goat @arkhambeast.bsky.social · Nov 8
-One-shots only.
-$20 per 1000 words
-You send me a summary of your idea (and title if possible) and I'll write based on what you give me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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arkhambeast.bsky.social
-One-shots only.
-$20 per 1000 words
-You send me a summary of your idea (and title if possible) and I'll write based on what you give me.
November 8, 2023 at 12:13 PM
arkhambeast.bsky.social
Amazing commission I got some time ago from the talented @morebiscuits.bsky.social of my new guy Francis Carmine.

And also, he's gonna be my new main sona from now on.
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
arkhambeast.bsky.social
Don't you just love it when people start getting all chummy and friendly with you, like really going all out with trying to be your friend until you actually start believing it

Only for them to start ghosting and disappearing from your life the very second they get what they wanted.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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extrahugebob.bsky.social
traumatizing dis old man on halloween

get bamboozled
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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b00rad.bsky.social
I'll be blunt : i've been overworking myself for the past few months and its getting to the point where I'm at a breaking point.

Help and Donations are greatly appreciated, and I'll explain the situation in more detail below. Even spreading the word helps ;;

ko-fi.com/boorad
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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gingintigtig.bsky.social
Shout out to when I was commissioned to draw all three of them back in 2021~

🐭🌈
April 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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unknownwolf.bsky.social
Day 07 of the 13 days of Baraween is Vampires, which i admit is kind of continuation of day 06

#Baraween #muscle #animation #Furry
October 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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unknownwolf.bsky.social
Day 06 of the 13 days of Baraween

Bats! They should be dropping in any moment

#baraween #animation #muscle #Furry
October 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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unknownwolf.bsky.social
An old one touched up~
Gotta watch for those aliens in the vents.

#Baraween #Muscle #animation
October 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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unknownwolf.bsky.social
Andy putting the finishing touches on his incubus costume
thanks to a certain candy

#Baraween #muscle #Animation
October 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM