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arshermetica.bsky.social
Ars Hermetica
@arshermetica.bsky.social
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Aspiring bog witch NPC trapped in the body of a nerdy Alaskan chef who only recently realized why choo-choo trains and counting things are so soothing...
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1h
When you've been at work since 430 am and finally at 1130 get a chance to run down the street for your Vietnamese iced coffee fix...

:: Legend of Zelda treasure chest noise::
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23h
Thankfully I grew into my look
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23h
You're a brilliantly talented person bubba
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23h
Hard to believe I was barely 20 in this photo, making fuckin hollandaise by whisk like a primitive
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
Ma'am I'm going to impregnate this boy as soon as the daikon is put away
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just happy that the reporter was like "no you on Bart going to a farmers market is just perfect" I love being a chef
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
Doing a zoom interview with Eater SF while on BART with the boy I'm bringing home tonight has to be the most Bay Area chef shit ever
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
People sleep on this motherfucker like he wasn't solely responsible for saving the world multiple times
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
So damn sexy
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 1d
Mind if I get in bed with you, sport?
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 2d
You steal my cigars so I'll violently fuck you, I'm not dumb
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 2d
Find a son to worship our cocks while we haul and trade smoke
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 2d
I dunno I stopped aging in my thirties and here we are
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 2d
It's about goddamned time
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 5d
fuckin woof
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 5d
My "I'm only kosher on Sunday" dill pickles are so popular I can't keep up with demand. That's a good problem to have.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 8d
Fill mine, baby brother
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 8d
Yeah that's fuckin gross behavior
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 8d
You wanna play with that belly while I fuck your throat and enjoy my pipe huh?
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 9d
Agreed
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 9d
I love being welcomed home
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 10d
Slow Sundays are for catching up on my administrative work and posting thirst trap promotional selfies.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 12d
So handsome!!!
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 12d
New mural who dis?
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13d
Thank you bubba, it was a brutal 14 hours that's for sure
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