Art Candee 🍿🥤
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Art Candee 🍿🥤
@artcandee.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Michael Cohen on Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine and Russia:

“Rubio now calls the document a ‘living, breathing’ thing. Sure. So is a fungus.”

Nailed it.

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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We paid more for Halloween candy and now we’re gonna be paying more for Thanksgiving dinner?

Bravo, MAGA.

So. Much. Winning.

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November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Awwwww.

Leon got rid of the location function on Twitter because it exposed foreign MAGA ops?

It was just getting fun.

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November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning?

Bye, bish.

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November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I love that Liz Cheney didn’t invite Donald Trump and JD Vance to her father’s funeral.

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November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Donald Trump was Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend for over a decade.

Republicans control Congress and shut down the government.

But do go on about Democrats, Donald.

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November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Megyn Kelly is outing herself as total trash again?

I’m not surprised she’s defending pedophilia.

Are you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?

People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
1) Republicans have control of Congress. The government shutdown is on them.

2) Sleepy Donald Trump is the loser.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Donald Trump’s FAA is issuing ground stops for Chicago O’Hare airport because of staffing issues?

What a disaster.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I remember when Donald Trump didn’t want the government to let the Washington Commanders to build the new stadium on the land.

Now he wants the Commanders to name the stadium after him.

What a narcissist.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Donald Trump was sleeping on the job again yesterday in the Oval Office.

Peak vigor. 🙄

What a disgrace.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Those woke, weak, and out of touch Democrats swept elections yesterday.

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November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
After getting their asses handed to them yesterday, Donald Trump is now begging Republicans to reopen the government.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can’t wait for midterms!
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The MAGA tears this morning are delicious.

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November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Translation: I’m fine with Republicans redistricting but cry when Democrats do it and succeed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Nailed it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nancy Mace self owning makes me happy.

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October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I still can’t believe they picked this guy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Donald Trump is hawking this cheesy Christmas ornament for $47.

Does the grift ever end?
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Immediately.
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
10/10.

No notes.
October 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Nailed it.

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October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM