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Artsy Outsiders
@artsyoutsiders.bsky.social
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Misunderstood outcasts. Wild characters on the high seas. HIGHLY EMOTIONAl. Minor princes DNI 👃🚫
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Artsy Outsiders @artsyoutsiders.bsky.social · May 6
#secretdiaries #OFMD #IzzyHands
izzy hands secret diary entry “Today, Edward said I should “stop fingering my guitar”. Devastated, alone. Puked on my way to my room. I started whittling in secret. It’s no good. All the time, I see Edward’s mocking eyes and hear his voice saying, “Doesn’t your wrist hurt from all the whittling?” Humiliated, alone, horny. Today, I skipped a meal and painted my eyes with kohl. I hoped Edward would regard my looks and see how much he has hurt me. Instead, he said I looked like “an annoyed panda” and I should “lead the raid, because people would pee themselves when they saw me”. He has never seen a panda. He wanted to get one, and got all fussy when I told him they can’t live on ships.”
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Artsy Outsiders @artsyoutsiders.bsky.social · May 6
#SecretDiaries #OFMD #LuciusSpriggs
Lucius on a purple background, referencing ohnotheydidnt of live journal notoriety. there's a jackal. Another day, another unpaid shift as ship talk therapist. We’re barely pirating anyways these days. My two bosses (yeah, bc 2 CEO’s are always more effective than one………) basically let me do w/e most days but middle mgmt is taking a rather dismal turn & it’s starting to affect my downtime. Keeps rattling on about “food on the table” & “where our next supplies will come from” & “are you named after ur luscious lips” (yes, duh). Iz— Iggy acts so put upon & it’s like, “well then why do I keep slipping on jizz stains in the lower recesses” That’s what he calls his bedroom. Total drama queen. I caught ceo …ted bottling the mess up and NOT into a dust bin if u follow me. Nasty… the mental health is spiraling right out of control around here. looking for any advice on how to bring up paid vacation leave at next staff meeting. xx besties
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