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StaticParasite

@artsyparasite.bsky.social

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Worlds least stable concept artist and future game dev Working on Overdrive...slowly. https://linktr.ee/ArtsyParasite

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 10d

"Come one come all! for im doing a Deal on your Lifeline!"
Comissions are reopened with some Fun-Sized discounts and "GrabBag" Extras to bat!

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 19h

Such an ordinary what?

a man in a black suit and tie is smiling .

ALT: a man in a black suit and tie is smiling .

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

Silly postcard from the silly gang. doing. something that displeases jade.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 2d

Ok im switching to euros next month if you want a com id say get it now

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

Silly postcard from the silly gang. doing. something that displeases jade.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

Hawkcrow.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

youtu.be/2gr0TtEbuMU?...
Bsky doesnt like my 100+mb video so heres a youtube link h.

Voices of the void // Stream trailer.

YouTube video by ArtisticParasite

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᲼scribble @scribble72.bsky.social · Aug 20

Im hoping I don't have to but if I do imma need someone's help, I wanna get on HRT but the establishing appointment at planned parenthood was like 600 bucks, i canceled that and im gonna try again cuz I hope that I just filled my insurance wrong but if it's not covered im gonna need help with DIY

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c4rtriidge 🍉 @c4rtriidge.bsky.social · 4d

halloween raccoon!!!

amazing comm by @artsyparasite.bsky.social

a drawing of a fat female anthro raccoon, wearing a purple and orange dress and gloves, as well as a witch hat. the raccoon also has bat wings.

the first drawing, but the raccoon is male.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 4d

Ok i gotta know if this is a 200iq idea for a story or not.

What if there was a guy who, gets turned into a wendigo, but instead of craving human flesh he gets cravings for the burgers specifically at their smalltown/downtown burger restaurant. And thats how they find "it" out.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 10d

"Come one come all! for im doing a Deal on your Lifeline!"
Comissions are reopened with some Fun-Sized discounts and "GrabBag" Extras to bat!

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 10d

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 10d

"Come one come all! for im doing a Deal on your Lifeline!"
Comissions are reopened with some Fun-Sized discounts and "GrabBag" Extras to bat!

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Regi 🦦✨ @regianus.eu · 11d

you fucked up the linguine 💀

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Foxx @foxxinparadox.bsky.social · 12d

Super amazing comm i got from @artsyparasite.bsky.social!!!!

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 14d

I FUCKING HATE BABY FURS.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 14d

Peak

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 16d

Shitty doodle to hold people over.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 16d

Absolute cinema

a black and white photo of a raccoon with the words absolute cinema written below it

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 19d

Floatie approval.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 20d

+ Bonus doodles

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 20d

I aint a religious, and i really dont Like PT, but Damn, is Grace the game OAT for me rn.

"I absolve you of your sins" said the sinner, before absolutely bulldozing dozer.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 21d

a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .

ALT: a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 21d

I dont know what any of those words mean but it looks nice me thinks.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 22d

Fat boy fall...i gotta do this tbh peak anyhow

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 22d

Im down to my last client. spots are still open and im still looking for people to work for, if you know someone or you yourself want a commission. Please consider contacting me though my discord.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · Sep 11

Commission prices were lowered to hopefully get more people to purchase them..please do im in trouble..
artsyparasitedx.straw.page/comissionspage

artsyparasitedx's strawpage

artsyparasitedx.straw.page

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