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@asecretaltacct.bsky.social

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Doing my part to put more nudes on blue sky social 📍brooklyn gay. not here to for notoriety, i just want to have sex with you. apparently posting face now nerdy not sexy things: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/38ZWJJ51LVEPL?ref_=wl_share

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · Nov 15

cum for me

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 7h

for hours 😛

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 7h

yum 😋

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 9d

i can only imagine the taste 😮‍💨😩😛

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 12d

right? that’s locked life, for you 🔐🔥

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 14d

let’s be honest, anyone who has a deep rooted aversion to star trek should probably not be riding my dick anyway

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 14d

i mean, his profile said he’s in an open relationship, so i doubt that part scared him. but i’d rather be odd than the typical:

hey
hey
what’s up?
nm, you?
chillin
into?
fun
cool
you?
yea, fun
hot
hot
looking for now?
maybe, you?

who all hasn’t had this ⬆️ convo a hundred times?

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 14d

how to get left on “read”.
my dick,
and dolly parton…

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 15d

wow 🥵

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 19d

probably. but i’d rather guys know what i look like before we message. my pride can’t take rejection only after a face reveal

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 19d

woof. thanks bruce

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 20d

search thimbledegook. it’s findable. am i right?

aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 20d

i doubt i moan loud enough to reach the Canadian border

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 20d

so it would seem. but i refuse to put a big list of “no’s” and “don’ts” on any profile 😅.

i even questioned posting this cuz i dont like complaining online 🫣

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 20d

i drove through the midwest once. that’s a lot of corn. 🌽

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aSecretAltAcct @asecretaltacct.bsky.social · 20d

so i legit have my face on sniffies and link to bluesky, yet blank and faceless profiles still demand more pics in the first message, right out of the gates. there is no escaping it is there, boys? 😅