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the Asherah Prole
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fat hairy gay Gen-X atheist exvangelical socialist neurodivergent vegetarian linguist gamer Whovian in the Bay Area (Earth Eight)
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Update on my gas leak situation: A full two weeks later, and I'm just waiting for the paint to dry, and this should be all over. Well, not entirely over, but close enough
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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For my own future reference, here are the amounts of time it would take me, on a weekday afternoon, to get to and back from a branch of grocery store chains people who don't live in the Bay Area keep telling me are viable alternatives:
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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My life has become untenable at the whims of powerful people who are either stupid, evil, or both. Leaders who are both smart and good are nowhere to be found here.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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So I haven't had hot water or a stove in over a week, and haven't had heat in eight months. This is going to be a long thread, just for the sake of public documentation.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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"I'm not naked, but probably closer to it than your handyman would prefer," is something I had to say today
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Advent, day 20:
A green packet of green tea, a white camping mug of steeping tea, a glass jar of sesame sticks, a white plate with two halves of an English muffin covered with jam, and a Lego dessert cart
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Advent, day 19:
A yellow packet of Lady Grey tea, a glass of steeping tea, a glass of peanuts, a small empty jar of jam with a red gingham-patterned lid, a white plate with two halves of an English muffin spread with marmalade, and a Lego snowman
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Advent, day 18:
A glass bowl of snack mix, a white mug of tea, a small jar of cherry jam, and a tiny Lego semi truck with trailer
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Advent, day 17:
An opened red packet of chai, a tall glass of tea, a short glass of snack mix, a full jar of pear jam, and a Lego minifigure in a Christmas tree costume, holding a present
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Advent, day sixteen:
An orange packet of peach & orange tea, a glass mug of tea, a glass jar of sesame sticks, a jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego robot
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Advent, day fifteen:
An orange packet of gingerbread tea, A glass mug of steeping tea, a glass jar of seasoned peanuts, an empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, two halves of a burger bun with mango jam on top, and a Lego alien astronaut on its back
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Advent, day fourteen:
A yellow & green packet of lemon & ginger tea, a white Half Price Books 50th anniversary mug, a glass jar of corn nuts, a small jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego space shuttle
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Advent, day thirteen:
An open red packet of chai, a large white mug, a glass jar full of peanut butter pretzels, a plate with a two halves of a hamburger bun covered in apricot jam, a small empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego minifigure of a woman in a sweater with a pixelated drawing of Saturn on it (she is also holding a three-eyed green alien plush toy)
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Advent, day twelve:
A green packet of peppermint tea, another Saturday Evening Post mug, a glass bowl of sesame snacks, a small empty jam jar with a blue gingham-patterned lid, a plate with two halves of an English muffin covered in redcurrant jelly, and a Lego skateboard
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Advent, day eleven:
A yellow packet of Earl Grey tea, a white mug with a Norman Rockwell painting, a glass bowl of snack mix, a small empty jam jar with a res gingham-patterned lid, a plate with two halves of an English muffin covered with pineapple jam, and a Lego cat in a box.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Advent, day 10:
Orange packet of honeybush tea, a white mug, a glass bowl of sesame sticks, a small empty jar with a pink gingham-patterned lid, a small plate with blueberry jelly spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a blue Lego racecar
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A font debate?! They really are goosestepping their way through interbellum history, aren't they?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiqua...
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Advent, day nine:
A red packet of Darjeeling tea, a black mug with lettering, a glass bowl of peanuts, an empty little jar with a blue gingham pattern on the lid, a plate with two English muffin halves topped with caramel sauce, and a Lego minifigure in a reindeer costume, holding a compass
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Advent, day eight:
A blue packet of Winter Spice tea, a gold-rimmed white mug with the logo of defunct computer storage company Adaptec, a small & empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, a small plate with nectarine jam spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a blue Lego snowplow
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Advent, day seven:
A red packet of raspberry & lemon tea, a large black mug with Grogu on it, a glass bowl of snack mix, a small plate with caramel sauce spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a Lego puppy with bowls of water and treats
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Advent, day six:
A black Grogu mug, a red packet of English Breakfast tea, a small empty jam jar with a red gingham-printed lid, a tiny red Lego tractor, an English muffin with apricot jam, and a small glass bowl of sesame sticks
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Advent, day five:
Heat-activated TARDIS mug; camomile honey vanilla tea bag; Lego minifigure of a father winking, wearing a green sweater with a pixelated snowman print, and holding a camera; an english muffin with apple caramel cinnamon jam; a small glass jam jar; and a bowl of trail mix
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Advent, day four
A bag and mug of gingerbread-flavored tea (the mug has Grogu on it), a small jar, a Lego scooter, a toasted English muffin with cherry jam on it (the muffin is on a plate), and a bowl of sesame chips
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Green tea in a mug with IPA writing on it, a bowl of brittled peanuts, two slices of English muffin with plum jam on them, and a Lego teddy bear
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Advent, day 2
A bag and cup of Orange & Cinnamon tea, a small jar of fig preserves, a Lego bulldozer, and a bowl of corn nuts
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM