Ash is on bluesky now
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Me meeting my boyfriends friends: i wont bring up politics lol

Me an hour into the dinner: but with roe v wade being overturned like most of these babies arent wanted
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Im unfortunately the type of woke friend to go “you know the hide your kids hide your wives song was making fun of rape right”
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If you look away from your bacon for too long the forces that be will swap it out for a lump of charcoal
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I went on a hike today and LOOK AT THIS
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There are certain white ppl I can and cannot get along with and throughout my years of moving to 4 different states 2 different countries and having to reinvent and resocialize 5 different times, I can now spot the ones I will NOT get along with within 20 minutes
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We need competitive overcooked leagues now because some of yall dont know how to play it right and I want to see blood
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Every time my stomach hurts a little more than usual I assume im about to die
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I HAVE CLEAN LAUNDRY AGAIN I CAN STOP DRESSING LIKE A BUM!!!
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Im constantly shaming myself for not doing better when I didn’t know any better
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Its Asuka from evangelion 😭😭
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When you only write to and call your children to scold them or tell them bad news or lecture then they will associate your name on their phone with danger and anxiety. And then you’ll wonder why your adult children dont call or text you
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Decided to be brave and watch a tv show in the living room. Immediate sex scene
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I actually love make a cup of tea just to keep on a desk in another room and not drink it
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No she “doesnt see anything wrong with it” 😭😭 I just redid it at home
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And she wont give me a partial refund 😭