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current pfp - Abracajabya from Donkey Kong Bananza becoming semi-active if i repost something, i thought i poorly worded something in that post, blame autism ashley/local - she/her (trans jumpscare)

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 2d

i thought you meant you were building a lego bubble bath for a second i am ashamed of myself, pretty awesome dragon though

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 5d

noticed this a while ago, still a super cool detail (thought this was gonna be about the spamton spritesheet appearing in this scene on earlier versions on pc (iirc that's when that bug happened)

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 5d

7 obviously

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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 12d

Customer: BUTCH IS MY NICK NAME
DMV: B*tch

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text "IMBUTCH".

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 17d

but i trusted big trackpad with my life...

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 17d

yeah no i asked what made the mouse subpar, it looks really fucking weird i would not want to use that.

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 17d

ykow what fair

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 17d

damn only 2 days in?? i'm actually interested now what makes it so bad

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 18d

i say this as someone who doesn't play Smogon RBY, genuinely what

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 18d

what even is the power level here, this list is insane

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 23d

i love this dumb machine, so here's some slightly belated propaganda art
(Melbot by @melodynosurname.bsky.social)

Art of Melbot, a character by Melody Nosurname, which is a poor robotic replica of her sona. To the right is an artist interpretation of Melbot, with a mostly metal body, lightbulb antennas and sound isolating equipment and a microphone in her ears.
On the top left are two doodles, of Melbot as a Funko POP, and Johnny from Robopon styled after Melbot.
To the bottom left is a panel featuring Melbot and Mel, read right to left. Melbot says her iconic line, SDIYBT (Start Digging In Yo Butt, Twin), which in itself is a reference to a SpongeBob meme. In front of her, Mel stands with a cartoonishly sad expression, with "yes, melbot..." written in smaller text above her.

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 23d

Just finished Silksong's "true ending" (basically what Dream No More was to the original Hollow Knight) and oh my god Act 3 is an entire fucking rollercoaster, it alone added 23 hours to my play time out of 55 total.

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 23d

simon says would've been infinitely better if it was called Touch Me all along

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 26d

honestly super real if i knew that kid i'd be proud of him, even if i don't i'm still proud of him for beating up big yellow silly from youtube

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 26d

maybe that 10 year old was just the main protagonist, you gotta enter your villain arc to prevent this from happening again obv

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 28d

Had no context for this so I thought this was about the Sonic movies and Jim Carrey, that is pretty disheartening to hear about Pollock though, not that I thought he could do no wrong, didn't even know the guy, but that they'd still cast him despite that.

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Sep 10

mega dragonite was really cute i can't lie i don't know what people expected

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Sep 10

this is the moment where i realized Hornet was secretly a nuclear bomb

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Sep 6

pokemon clover fanart in the wild goes crazy, one of my favorite mons too, that's horrifying btw good job

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Aug 20

IMAGE_FRIEND!!! and they're with femtanyl too this is so peak

a black cat with yellow eyes and a pink eye

Alt: FRIEND

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Aug 18

lowkey people bringing their 2ds and 3ds to events to take pictures and stuff have the right idea, this is peak

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Aug 17

and a merry Blehhh to all

local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Aug 17

too fucking REAL!!!!!

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · Aug 17

this one is actually fucking crazy, like
This is Tom's version of "FNAF's SCARIEST Monster is YOU" just without the mass murder. So painfully wrong but said with such confidence.

Seriously, for anyone interested in FNaF lore, go to your locally sourced theorists! Game Theory is gonna drive you mad.

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phil ⚠️🎃 | PLUSH OUT NOW! @phisnom.com · Aug 17

what the fuck?

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