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Ashwin
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I write stuff. I also wrong stuff. Stuff like comic books, fiction, and YouTube videos.
I wrote a comic, and then made a stupid parody of one of the pages. The actual comic, however, is much better, I promise. Buy the comic from the Bullseye Press website - bullseyepress.in and read it and let me know what you think.
#bullseyepress #rajrahman #comic #indiancomic #detective
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Wait, it was only in 1991 that we found out a meteor killed the dinosaurs?
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Why the hell is Grand Theft Auto playing South Indian music?

#grandtheftauto
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#Peacemaker has some sound advice
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Can Andrew Cuomo not say Zohran Mamdani? He said three different versions of the name in a three minute interview. How inefficient is this man, in life, to not learn the name of his opponent?

#andrewcuomo #zohranmamdani
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My kid just told me one of the cars in Fortnite plays blink182 songs, so I'm going to go fire up the game and kill me some fellow gamers.

I could just go listen to the songs on my mp3 player, like a normal person, but... nah! I'm going to go listen to it in the game.

#blink182 #fortnite
October 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I always hear Clancy Brown speak when I'm reading Lex Luthor in the comics.

#lexluthor #superman #dccomics #ClancyBrown
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My daughter just told me Autumn is one of the seasons in India and I don't know what Autumn is, but I call bulls##t. We only have hot, hotter, and wet in India. All other seasons are corrupt western influences.

#india #weather
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Uploaded a new video, if anybody is interested
Peacemaker Season 2 – Bigger, Louder, Surprisingly Dark
YouTube video by Gutter Space
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don't know if anyone noticed this, but I'm eight pages into Red Sonja Price of Blood, and there's some gay shit in here. I might not end up liking this comic, but it's already one of the better drawn comics out there because of this.

#redsonja #gay #dynamitecomics
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The little dude from the old Prince of Persia game, does he look a little like Donald Trump?

#PrinceofPersia #DonaldTrump
October 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What? There's Peacemaker Thursday now?

#Peacemaker #DCComics
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hello!

I have a channel on which I talk abot all the #horror #films I've watched, am planning to watch, and will probably never watch.

Here's a link to it:
GET READY TO BE SCARED! 😱 Horror Films Coming Out in 2025 (4 of 4)
YouTube video by Ashwin's Horrors
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Conan and Punisher are my favourite superheroes. I've heard they've got an entire comic dedicated to the two of them walking some strange land together, so now I'm going to find the comic, and I'm going to read it, and I'm going to like it.

#conan #punisher #marvelcomics
September 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
If you see this, post a Wolverine
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Thor and Hulk, just, hanging out.

#thor #hulk
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just saying...
September 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I write stuff for a living (it's not much of a living, really). I don't care much about A.I. At least, not until it learns to make money for me without having to set the stupid thing up. I'll start worshiping A.I. then, perhaps (while secretly hating it anyway)

#AI #artificialintelligence
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tigra getting pretty comfortable there, in the Avengers tower.

#avengers #nasty
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is stupid. I can't explain what the word 'the' means. I can tell what it's used for, I can tell you how to use it, but can't tell you what it means. I feel stupid. Which is not very different from how I feel everyday, but still.
September 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I occasionally make funny photos.

#batman #bane
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don't know why, but this sounds exactly like the kind of thing John Cena would say.

#johncena #peacemaker #dccomics
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Holy shit, guys. Halle Berry was reading Aadhira Mohi!

#aadhiramohi #aadhiramohicomic #comics

PS: this is funny because it's not true. Just, disclaiming it so no one can scream at me later.
September 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I send out a newsletter every month or so. This month I talked about how I like DC comics a lot more than Marvel.

#DCComics #MarvelComics #Batman #Superman
In Which I Rant About How DC is Better Than Marvel
...and pretty much nothing else
open.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don't get it. If A, B, and C are not in line, then this question makes no sense. No?

#calvinandhobbes
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM