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Spongebob Squarepants༄

@asimplesponge.bsky.social

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Spongebob RP account Crossovers encouraged Half serious half crack 18+ mun so no minors Length and style varies from one liner to multi para, depends Open to ships long as it isn't taboo, throw em Flexible DRAMA FREE ZONE, get the fuck away from me

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Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Mar 5

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Spongebob Squarepants: A kind-hearted young sponge sporting good intentions and loads of knowledge. His optimism is matched by his sensitivity. Despite a gullible outlook setting him up for trouble, Spongebob never turns his back on friends and anyone in need

Alignment: Neutral Good

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Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · 2h

@vincentwaller.bsky.social I was a bit surprised Dennis and the Strangler didn't get an on-screen interaction in "Captain Pipsqueak". Strangler's name is on Dennis' clipboard. How do you think their meeting went?

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · 10d

Uhhhh did I lose 9 followers all at once?

I'm still on hiatus here but I could swear my follow count a few days ago was 130. Don't recognize anyone going off my following which is the same

Had a nice follower vs following stalemate

Odd. Oh well

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Sep 10

"...What? What did I do??"

🎵🐙ₛᵩᵤᵢ𝒹𝓌ₐᵣ𝒹 Q. ₜₑₙₜₐ𝒸ₗₑₛ🐙🎨 @squidwardtheartist.bsky.social · Sep 10

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Sep 10

(( spongebob isnt familiar with every new slang that drops so he'll def need a straightener up on them 😭

in other news im already semi active but i'll be less responsive. i went through a sudden break up/block with no word and even though it's been a month im still reeling, confused, and feel crap

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Sep 10

"Er, washed...? You...look kempt... don't reek... sounds feasible! I wouldn't panic too much over your hygiene, you're clean, Squidward! Very washed! .....Was that a trick question?-"

🎵🐙ₛᵩᵤᵢ𝒹𝓌ₐᵣ𝒹 Q. ₜₑₙₜₐ𝒸ₗₑₛ🐙🎨 @squidwardtheartist.bsky.social · Sep 10

"Am I... 'washed'?"

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Sep 6

No one said they were the best or better, merely felt obligated to put a reminder out for possible doubters

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Sep 6

There is no "best" roleplayer
Everyone does things only they can do and has their own wiring

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Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ugh I can't get over how incredibly adorable he looks esp in season 1. Tragic his writing changed in favor of comedy bc s1 was genuine perfection

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 30

Probably should've worded it "RP com" instead of "Bsky", my bad

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 30

The context is someone in the RP community is forcing their feral crushes on others. Not anthros, feral characters who don't have human characteristics besides sentience

That's when action is necessary. To separate spaces that don't belong together. This is the RP com. It's not that deep

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Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 30

I follow a strict anti drama policy for my anxiety but I'm seeing this dug back up and it's concerning

I'm not going to say you're a real zoophile, you genuinely believe your characters qualify, but you're objectively wrong. Taboo content doesn't fly in these spaces

Give it a rest. Get a grip

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 30

Dawg. Is Bsky com STILL HAVING THIS DISCOURSE???

Simping for feral characters is ratchet

There IS NO justification. There is nothing to prove. You are taking an impossible stance

A normal person would switch, leave, or at least keep that shit away. No, you had to enforce something uncomfortable

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 24

I'd argue I write him slightly TOO energetic. This boy is so bright, normal, and productive when he talks yet makes boundaries known and calls out weirdness through puzzled sarcasm/disappointment it's a crime how far he's assumed to be hyperactive

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 24

Getting portrayal credit like everyone else would be nice but I know most people are gnna go "hes good but he could be more cheerful" even tho he's as he is in canon

My Spongebob draws from the point-and-click PC games and non-gag moments of the show

He is very clearly level-headed in conversation

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Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 21

No, I don't respect people who reduce Spongebob to a meme
They don't respect me so they're deadweight

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 21

(( That's pretty much everything, really. We tupper whoever we want, throw them into interactions, the RPing can be silly or serious depending on what we feel like and replies range one-liners to a paragraph. Standard rules, plenty of freedom. We got 9 members atm, aren't looking to become huge

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 21

(( This may help, I started an Animaniacs crossover RP discord server. It's set within Animaniacs with other franchises seeping into it. We're friendly, easygoing, might be to your liking and restore motivation

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 21

(( Feel this in my bone

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 21

Liking how Tide Of Titan is writing Spongebob

We can conclude at this point the games do Spongebob's character better justice than the show. Always been that way honestly

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 20

YO GUYS

If you let someone take over as your muse while you're under writer's block, then they delete you but continue writing it using the same relationships you made with other RPers, is that a form of theft

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 18

"How come everyone here is so rude or childish...?"

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 18

It's a miracle I can tap into Spongebob at all while in the fucked headspace I've been fighting

The last month has been utter shit on my psyche and emotional state

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 18

May take a break until my head is back on right
I'm having thoughts I should not have and said things in personal rants no human being should say

I don't know

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 17

"Affirmative... I have two, although one isn't exactly evil so much lacks guidance..."

Spongebob Squarepants༄ @asimplesponge.bsky.social · Aug 17