asstronom1cal
@asstronom1cal.bsky.social
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Hope yall are having a relaxing Sunday!
Me in a hammock in my underwear casually grabbing my bulge. Yes the underwear is Versace but I’ve had it for years and I am still very poor.
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Finally felt okay enough to go to work today and give someone the best haircut of my career so far.
Me on the balcony in a hammock looking tired and haggard. Fully clothed, sorry about it
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Throwback to last week when I wasn’t sick with a sore throat that feels like I swallowed a ball of fire and a stomach that can barely keep down anything beyond a protein shake.
Mirror selfie on my balcony. I’m wearing a pair of green shorts and my feet are bare with my Birkenstocks kicked to the side.
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My feet look so pretty right now honestly.
A close up of my bare feet with window light hitting them from the side.
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I really do just spend all my free time out here.
Wide shot of my hairy belly while sitting outside wearing only a pair of shorts.
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My neighbors most definitely saw me taking this.
Bare sole and hairy armpit outside.
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Exactly. I need yall to know without a doubt I skipped deodorant today and not just take my word for it.
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Why go to work when I could just sit here all day?
Outside on the balcony shirtless with my arms raised up revealing my hairy pits.
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Yes I know my balcony door is dirty, don’t come for me.
Using my balcony door as a mirror, I’m sitting in a lawn chair shirtless and barefoot soaking up some sun.
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Soft Sunday? I don’t know her 💅
My hard dick and hairy body with the sunlight filtering through my chest and belly hair. My hand is on the base of my dick.
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Still need to shower and get ready for the day but someone needs attention.
Run of the mill dick pic with a full bush and hairy belly.
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2 for 1 #fatcockfriday and #footfetishfriday
Me with my feet propped up on a coffee table wearing dirty white socks and lifting my shirt. Me with those same dirty white socks now pressed against my nose and my other hand wrapped around my boner.
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Hope everyone has a nice chill Sunday today.
Bare hairy torso in the sunlight
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Living in a college town, I expected horny college aged guys on sniffies, but I didn’t expect one of their dads to hit me up instead and invite me to his hotel room after work today.
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My feet always need the most attention after a closing shift.
Close up shot of my bare soles
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Found some cute (uncomfortable) underwear I completely forgot about while cleaning my closet today.
Mirror selfie wearing a black jock with cutouts and metal rings in place of standard elastic straps.
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Small update on my life: I do hair and bartend now. Let me know if you need a haircut.
My hairy torso featuring unzipped pants and armpits.
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See a bush, post a bush.

We love two trends in one 😌 #softiesunday
Lifting up my shirt to show my hair belly and soft dick.
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In desperate need of a day off soon.
A photo of me wearing black shorts and a sleeveless white shirt. My dick is poking out of the waistband of my shorts and my shirt is loose enough you can see one of my nipples poking out of the side.