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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Aug 23

no one could ruin stories quite like Kubrick. i hope he’s rotting in hell.

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jul 22

My boyfriend’s idol passed today so I impulse-purchased these bobble heads for him

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jul 2

why are croutons so mad that they’re bread?

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jun 27

I just KNOW Midol packaging was created by a man, because what do you MEAN I have to struggle with a peel-back blister pack while I’m half a second from crashing out?

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jun 2

Calling out to any queer folx who were around in the 80s who are willing to volunteer information as research for a book I'm writing!! I have a Google Form asking about your experience being queer in the 80s. Any info is appreciated #lgbtq #queersky #80s

forms.gle/WDVbBhA7eV1H...

80s Pride!!

Thank you so much for volunteering to help me on this journey! Please feel free to be as vague or specific as you would like. Any and all information is extremely helpful.

forms.gle

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Jun 11

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jun 2

Calling out to any queer folx who were around in the 80s who are willing to volunteer information as research for a book I'm writing!! I have a Google Form asking about your experience being queer in the 80s. Any info is appreciated #lgbtq #queersky #80s

forms.gle/WDVbBhA7eV1H...

80s Pride!!

Thank you so much for volunteering to help me on this journey! Please feel free to be as vague or specific as you would like. Any and all information is extremely helpful.

forms.gle

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Jun 1

Writing a novel about a queer couple getting sent back in time to the 80s and trying to survive.

But not wanting to write the first chapters that take place in the present because the present is so fucking boring.

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 30

That make sense. I’ve lived that small town life forever. I can’t fathom a neighborhood that size!

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 30

Can someone from San Francisco please explain to me how SOMA and the Mission District are literally right next to each other but Google says they're a 30 minute walk apart??

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 29

got an idea for a book.

wrote a loose outline.

wrote two chapters.

decided that’s enough and now i’m gonna put it away and find it in five years and say “damn why didn’t i do anything with it”

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 28

I’m already watching Rock of Ages again. This may need an intervention

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 27

Watching Rock of Ages for the first time and falling in love with TOM CRUISE was not on my 2025 Bingo card.

Someone tell him to hit me up when he leaves Scientology.

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 20

My best friend wrote a book, and it’s going to be my only read of May 💕

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 16

i’m going to see YUNGBLUD?!?!? and now i have to cry for the remainder of the night ✌🏻

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 15

one of the things that has been bringing me joy lately is a solo canada goose i named bernard, who hangs out in the parking lot of a business by my apartment.

SO TELL ME WHY BERNARD WAS DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THIS MORNING

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · May 10

My favorite game is when I’m at the bar and someone refers to my husband and I as “the gays,” and trying to decipher whether we’ve both been clocked as bisexual or if they think we’re lesbians.

He just has long hair y’all 😭😭😭

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Apr 19

Note to self:

Don’t leave the blinds open in your parking lot-facing basement apartment when you’re watching Shameless.

Sorry, neighbors. 😬

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Apr 12

Man I’ve been real bad at keeping up with my book reviews 😂

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Apr 2

I’ve been at my new job for a month and still haven’t told anyone I’m they/them.

Because there’s nothing more exhausting than being a femme AFAB nonbinary person and trying to make people understand that.

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Mar 22

✨captivating from the first sentence✨
(read 3/17-3/18)
#booksky #fahrenheit451 #raybradbury

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Mar 19

✨boring characters having boring sex✨
(read 3/14-3/17)

ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Mar 14

✨strong and twisty from start to finish✨
(read 3/7-3/14)
#booksky #hellbent #ninthhouse #leighbardugo

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Mar 12

✨good concept, but boring and filled with slurs✨
#booksky #stephenking #thedrawingofthethree #thedarktower

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ASTORIA. @astoribook.bsky.social · Mar 6

I have made an executive decision to not post my reviews or star ratings for the Cat and Mouse Duet due to its content.

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