tortured scientist
@astrocyteluvr69.bsky.social
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it.
every beautiful woman needs a mysterious liquid #pluribusspoilers
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
every beautiful woman needs a mysterious liquid #pluribusspoilers
i love looking like a beautiful 25 year old woman while secretly being a cringe 12 year old boy
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i love looking like a beautiful 25 year old woman while secretly being a cringe 12 year old boy
happy turibus (tuesday pluribus) to all lesbians
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
happy turibus (tuesday pluribus) to all lesbians
do NOT spread panic amongst my people bro
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
do NOT spread panic amongst my people bro
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If you’re 25 and you and your wife haven’t amassed at least a small army of blonde women what are you even doing with your life
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If you’re 25 and you and your wife haven’t amassed at least a small army of blonde women what are you even doing with your life
thinking about how carol sturka would need me for my brain if i was in pluribus (and not hive mind jacked) bc i’d be the relative expert (neuroscientist grad student)
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
thinking about how carol sturka would need me for my brain if i was in pluribus (and not hive mind jacked) bc i’d be the relative expert (neuroscientist grad student)
born too late to invest in tech
born too early to be a tiktok star
born just in time to get a modestly successful post on bluesky
born too early to be a tiktok star
born just in time to get a modestly successful post on bluesky
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
born too late to invest in tech
born too early to be a tiktok star
born just in time to get a modestly successful post on bluesky
born too early to be a tiktok star
born just in time to get a modestly successful post on bluesky
this app doesn’t have a pronoun section of your profile i thought this was liberal paradise… guess not…
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
this app doesn’t have a pronoun section of your profile i thought this was liberal paradise… guess not…
she blue my sky till i got social 💯
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
she blue my sky till i got social 💯