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Astrology is the language of time, energy, and consciousness—mapping cycles of growth, fate, and self-awareness. To know the stars is to know the self.

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Jan 20

Sources to Read More
• www.theoi.com (Greek mythology & zodiac)
• www.greekmythology.com
• www.nasa.gov (Star myths)
• Ovid’s Metamorphoses
• Aratus’ Phaenomena

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THEOI GREEK MYTHOLOGY - Exploring Mythology in Classical Literature & Art

Welcome to the Theoi Project, a site exploring Greek mythology and the gods in classical literature and art. The aim of the project is to provide a comprehensive, free reference guide to the gods (the...

www.theoi.com

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Pisces won’t cheat, they’ll just ‘accidentally fall in love’ with someone else while still with you.”

“Pisces isn’t ‘ignoring red flags’—they’re basing their entire personality off of them.”

“A Pisces will self-sabotage, watch it all collapse, then call it fate.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Aquarius will disappear for months and then text you like they were never gone.”

“An Aquarius doesn’t have ‘bad’ ideas, they just think society isn’t ready for them.”

“Aquarius doesn’t ‘hate people,’ they just think everyone is too stupid to talk to.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Capricorns don’t ‘enjoy life,’ they just postpone happiness until it can be scheduled properly.”

“A Capricorn’s definition of fun is financial security and seeing other people fail.”

“A Capricorn won’t say they love you, but they’ll fix your life and judge you silently for needing help.”

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Sagittarius won’t settle down, they’ll just cycle through people until they run out of options.”

“Sagittarius doesn’t ‘lie,’ they just change their mind mid-conversation.”

“A Sagittarius will block you and forget why they did it by the next day.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“A Scorpio doesn’t ‘move on,’ they just get quieter. If they’re silent, you should be scared.”

“A Scorpio won’t tell you they don’t like you, they’ll just mentally place you on a list and wait.”

“Scorpio’s love language is knowing exactly how to ruin your life and choosing not to. For now.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“A Libra will flirt with you for months and then act shocked when you develop feelings.”

“Libras don’t want a relationship, they want a beautiful situationship where nothing is ever fully defined.”

*“A Libra could cheat on you and say ‘yeah but, did it really mean anything tho?’”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Virgos would rather watch you fail than teach you how to do it right.”

“A Virgo will help you only if they can hold it over your head for the next five years.”

“Virgos don’t ‘need’ control, they just think everything would be better if they were in charge.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Leo doesn’t argue, they just make their voice louder until you give up.”

“If a Leo does charity work and no one sees it, did it even happen?”

“Leos don’t ‘walk into a room’—they arrive. You will know. And if you don’t react? They’ll leave and come back in.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Cancers won’t say they’re mad, they’ll just make your life miserable and call it ‘energy matching.’”

“A Cancer will ignore you for three months then text you at 2 AM like nothing happened.”

*“Cancers cry because they’re hurt, but also because they know it’ll make you uncomfortable.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Gemini’s idea of ‘loyalty’ is remembering your name during the conversation.”

“A Gemini could literally kill someone and gaslight the funeral into thinking they died on their own.”

“A Gemini won’t apologize—they’ll just tell a really interesting story until you forget why you were mad.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“Taurus will stay in a toxic situation because ‘they’ve already invested too much time.’ Bro, this isn’t a mortgage.”

“A Taurus’ idea of a good time is eating the same meal for the 300th time.”

*“Taurus doesn’t fear heartbreak, they fear someone sitting in their chair.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

“An Aries won’t read the instructions, they’ll just break something and blame the manufacturer.”

“Aries will ruin their own life and still have the audacity to act shocked when the consequences hit.”

*“The reason Aries is always moving so fast is because their self-awareness hasn’t caught up yet.”

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♓ Pisces

“Pisces doesn’t ‘ignore red flags,’ they collect them like souvenirs for their next breakdown.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♒ Aquarius

“An Aquarius could disappear for three months and come back with a conspiracy theory and a new personality, like nothing happened.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♑ Capricorn

“Capricorns don’t do ‘spontaneous’ unless it’s a funeral, and even then, they need at least a 48-hour notice.”

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♐ Sagittarius

“Sagittarius doesn’t ‘run away from problems’—they just relocate until the problem forgets they exist.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♏ Scorpio

“Scorpios don’t forgive, they just put your name on a list and wait for God to handle it.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♎ Libra

“Libras won’t break up with you, they’ll just start responding slower until you do it first.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♍ Virgo

“Virgos will fix your life unprompted, not because they care, but because watching you struggle is ruining their peace.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♌ Leo

“A Leo could be having a full-blown crisis, but if their outfit is fire, the world can wait.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♋ Cancer

“Cancers will block you, unblock you, watch your stories, cry about it, then act like you did something wrong.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♊ Gemini

“Geminis don’t need closure; they just replace the memory with a different version of events and call it character development.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♉ Taurus

“You ever seen someone get irrationally mad because their favorite restaurant changed the menu? That’s a Taurus experiencing real loss.”

Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

♈ Aries

“Aries doesn’t ‘take a break,’ they just crash, burn, and act surprised when they wake up in a pile of rubble.”

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Astrology Media @astrohoelic.bsky.social · Feb 21

You ever just sit back and think, ‘Wow, I’m someone’s villain origin story?