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Asuvir 🐐

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · Feb 14

BAAAAAAAAAlentines dayyyyyyyy ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

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Asuvir, a goat, and Archie, a cat, making a heart shape with their hands

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Redvedev @redvedev.bsky.social · 1d

In devastating news, Seacrest Wolf Preserve in Florida is facing the very real risk of eviction. On the 16th October, court proceedings will begin to decide the fate of the sanctuary. Full story below, but here is the donation link first:

www.seacrestwolfpreserve.org/donate

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 3d

okayyyyy BUT DONT EAT MY COUCH AGAIN

i'm saving it for later

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 3d

Once a month they go to the woods to let it all out

People now claim there's a werewolf in the woods so definitely don't go there no no no

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 3d

i like to think they'd have a LOT more non verbal communication, making them seem a bit weird to other huskies

but they'd be really emotionally intelligent as a bonus and intuitively tell if something was off or wrong and remedy it with minimal effort

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 3d

this is why i get a window seat 95% of the time, look at those giant marshmallows floating on by

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 3d

if i had a nickle for every time i heard "oh he's fading away" i'd be deepthroating oysters with half of hollywood and probably have a mansion on every continent

as for the epstein files, GET ON WITH IT

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 4d

it'd be irresponsible of me to not forward this to @marrowhyena.bsky.social cuz like, holy shit that's so cool

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LisionPaints @lisionart.bsky.social · 7d

Day 02 - Gnoll

#weretober #weretober2025

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 4d

EXTRA karlach you madman

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

are you uhhhhh, are you gonna finish that

can i have a sippe

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

probably hitting up baldur's gate again

is there anything you guys want while i'm there

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a blue sweater is reading a book called sensible chuckle

ALT: a man in a blue sweater is reading a book called sensible chuckle

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

may your rolls be mighty and your saving throws high

unless it's hilarious to fail, then you have to follow the Code

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삶은레몬 @boiledlemon.bsky.social · Jan 13

Soda Cats

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

i have the constant intent to watch it, but want to save it for a very cozy movie evening only to end up gaming instead

youtube shorts had this every other short or so and holy shit does ghassan massoud NAIL every line he's given

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

the baby,,,,,,,,,,,

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 5d

i swear basic manners went from something you just have to a required skill

can we just call a daki stunning or pretty or hot without the crazy "where is the diiiiick" shit

you want dicks? websites are full of 'em buddy we are good on dicks in this space

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 6d

Woh,,,

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Tofulicious Xal @tofuliciousxal.bsky.social · 10d

I touched up Night 1 of #Weretober2025
<:3c
How's it? Is it movie poster worthy?

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Your "Host" with the most! @starkthebartender.bsky.social · 6d

People tend to turn into ice cubes around this time. I wonder how that keeps happening?...Heh...heh...heh. #TheHostPresents

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 6d

this might do numbers in the micro/macro crowd

we are here for it

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 6d

It's certainly something seeing the social breakdown over the years, never thought this would be an era I live in

Which is a shame, I love the US so god damn much I considered moving there when I was younger

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 7d

i unironically fucking love this pun lmao

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Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 7d

hahaha it's all so silly from this perspective

that said what if they're friends and the dragon just doesn't like diaper aftertaste or is considering the microplastics carefully

a hidden third option

Asuvir 🐐 @asuvir.bsky.social · 7d

ground turkey is super cheap yeah, but sky turkey is at an all time high followed by fire turkey

don't even try to get water turkey, it's for rich folk