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I want Jody Scheckter to sell me mozzarella and to have a Porsche pink pig plush.
Rotary engine apologetics is my calling, my truth, my way of life, my main dream above all others
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Hi hello I realize my Scheckter propagandist nature has not been NEARLY indulged enough of late here's Jody w some d i r t
The thing that American (and really some of you from a lot of other rich countries too) leftists don’t grasp is that opposition to american empire alone is not actually indicative of being competent or well-intentioned and that’s ruining any conversations about my home country and driving me insane
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The thing that American (and really some of you from a lot of other rich countries too) leftists don’t grasp is that opposition to american empire alone is not actually indicative of being competent or well-intentioned and that’s ruining any conversations about my home country and driving me insane
It fucking KILLS me man because Maduro is SO fucking incompetent and the US government is doing literally everything to make sure people rally behind him anyway because THEY ARE EASILY AND CLEARLY THE WORSE AND MORE FRIGHTENING OPTION
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It fucking KILLS me man because Maduro is SO fucking incompetent and the US government is doing literally everything to make sure people rally behind him anyway because THEY ARE EASILY AND CLEARLY THE WORSE AND MORE FRIGHTENING OPTION
If it's true that Helmut Marko is leaving Red Bull, that marks the THIRD key figure in the team to get gone within one calendar year. Newey left officially sometime in Q1 this year. Horner got sacked midyear. Now Marko.
That tell-all in 10 years is going to go CRAZY. What a rapid dissolution
That tell-all in 10 years is going to go CRAZY. What a rapid dissolution
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If it's true that Helmut Marko is leaving Red Bull, that marks the THIRD key figure in the team to get gone within one calendar year. Newey left officially sometime in Q1 this year. Horner got sacked midyear. Now Marko.
That tell-all in 10 years is going to go CRAZY. What a rapid dissolution
That tell-all in 10 years is going to go CRAZY. What a rapid dissolution
I will miss the Sauber name greatly. The first team I was genuinely and unironically a fan of in spite of insane levels of flop.
I will miss you my beautiful, beloved, flunkies. Too broke for sportscars, just broke enough to go out on a season with a podium and points on the last race in F1
I will miss you my beautiful, beloved, flunkies. Too broke for sportscars, just broke enough to go out on a season with a podium and points on the last race in F1
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I will miss the Sauber name greatly. The first team I was genuinely and unironically a fan of in spite of insane levels of flop.
I will miss you my beautiful, beloved, flunkies. Too broke for sportscars, just broke enough to go out on a season with a podium and points on the last race in F1
I will miss you my beautiful, beloved, flunkies. Too broke for sportscars, just broke enough to go out on a season with a podium and points on the last race in F1
Objectively a McLaren should win this title because of how spectacular that car is
However it is a glaring indictment on the drivers that someone is this close to spoil the party lmfao
However it is a glaring indictment on the drivers that someone is this close to spoil the party lmfao
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Objectively a McLaren should win this title because of how spectacular that car is
However it is a glaring indictment on the drivers that someone is this close to spoil the party lmfao
However it is a glaring indictment on the drivers that someone is this close to spoil the party lmfao
No one is as funny about this year's F1 championship as Alex Palou very publicly rooting for Max Verstappen and saying nothing about the alternatives
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
No one is as funny about this year's F1 championship as Alex Palou very publicly rooting for Max Verstappen and saying nothing about the alternatives
I do actually want something insanely funny to happen tomorrow in F1 bc I feel like this season of motorsport has been very underwhelming and I need something absurdist and hilarious to be the shot to my Richard Childress In Court chaser
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I do actually want something insanely funny to happen tomorrow in F1 bc I feel like this season of motorsport has been very underwhelming and I need something absurdist and hilarious to be the shot to my Richard Childress In Court chaser
John Rawls vs Robert Nozick always entertaining always funny to me sometimes you just have to read two people disagreeing real hard and real strong with each other for pure enjoyment
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
John Rawls vs Robert Nozick always entertaining always funny to me sometimes you just have to read two people disagreeing real hard and real strong with each other for pure enjoyment
No dude it's totally your prerogative to listen to whatever but I'm still raising an eyebrow at your billionaire on your Spotify wrapped regardless
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No dude it's totally your prerogative to listen to whatever but I'm still raising an eyebrow at your billionaire on your Spotify wrapped regardless
Every day I see everyone saying something entirely uninformed about Venezuela and I really am so tempted to start calling the US government a Maduro-planned psyop just to piss people off because my god there are 0 actual historically informed takes getting any sort of attention rn
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Every day I see everyone saying something entirely uninformed about Venezuela and I really am so tempted to start calling the US government a Maduro-planned psyop just to piss people off because my god there are 0 actual historically informed takes getting any sort of attention rn
I understand people are mad at Red Bull for doing their fringe conspiracy weirdo shit to the point that encouraged crazies to go at Kimi Antonelli but at a certain point we do need to come to terms with the fact that all mainstream sports have a wing of fucking deranged online harassment regardless
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I understand people are mad at Red Bull for doing their fringe conspiracy weirdo shit to the point that encouraged crazies to go at Kimi Antonelli but at a certain point we do need to come to terms with the fact that all mainstream sports have a wing of fucking deranged online harassment regardless
Shoutout to the Nascar vs 23XI/FRM juror whose hobby is heavy drinking. I can think of no one better to make decisions
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Shoutout to the Nascar vs 23XI/FRM juror whose hobby is heavy drinking. I can think of no one better to make decisions
People will someday realize that hate comes for your driver not because of anything intrinsic about your driver, but because your driver is in opposition to someone else's driver. Your driver could have any kind of personality in the world and that still would not change
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
People will someday realize that hate comes for your driver not because of anything intrinsic about your driver, but because your driver is in opposition to someone else's driver. Your driver could have any kind of personality in the world and that still would not change
Shockingly the bike track built for bike races doesn't do as well when not-bikes have not-bike races on it
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Shockingly the bike track built for bike races doesn't do as well when not-bikes have not-bike races on it
Well incidentally ig that doesn't happen anymore? Or maybe one lap was enough for them. Regardless I do worry a bit for McLaren wrt like..... not losing a piss load of time on their second stop
We thinking that the McLaren decision to not pit is related to the issues they've had this season whenever they pit both cars in a short window of time? Bc that could explain some of it
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well incidentally ig that doesn't happen anymore? Or maybe one lap was enough for them. Regardless I do worry a bit for McLaren wrt like..... not losing a piss load of time on their second stop
We thinking that the McLaren decision to not pit is related to the issues they've had this season whenever they pit both cars in a short window of time? Bc that could explain some of it
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We thinking that the McLaren decision to not pit is related to the issues they've had this season whenever they pit both cars in a short window of time? Bc that could explain some of it
The thing that pisses me off is that well-intentioned people keep saying Trump is going after Venezuela for oil and like. You don’t know enough about Venezuela or oil to understand why that’s fundamentally missing the point.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The thing that pisses me off is that well-intentioned people keep saying Trump is going after Venezuela for oil and like. You don’t know enough about Venezuela or oil to understand why that’s fundamentally missing the point.
I LIKED THE NEW PYNCHON. Do I think it is the best Pynchon to ever Pynchon? No. It is not the Crying of Lot 49 to me. HOWEVER it is still fun, it is very approachable, there's lots of songs as is Proper and Standard, and it's ONE FOR THE CHEESE-HEADS. Shadow Ticket good stop.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I LIKED THE NEW PYNCHON. Do I think it is the best Pynchon to ever Pynchon? No. It is not the Crying of Lot 49 to me. HOWEVER it is still fun, it is very approachable, there's lots of songs as is Proper and Standard, and it's ONE FOR THE CHEESE-HEADS. Shadow Ticket good stop.
Iron Dames gone from WEC and their statement on it is full of em-dashes and illegible "hand"writing oh god I hate that this is how they went out
At least the young drivers are still getting funding, I am hoping the drivers all find good places to go
At least the young drivers are still getting funding, I am hoping the drivers all find good places to go
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Iron Dames gone from WEC and their statement on it is full of em-dashes and illegible "hand"writing oh god I hate that this is how they went out
At least the young drivers are still getting funding, I am hoping the drivers all find good places to go
At least the young drivers are still getting funding, I am hoping the drivers all find good places to go
Hello I will actually learn how to use this website now I swear apparently you have to put #art for this to work but I really don’t know anyway here’s my painting and my “palette“ (scrap of tin foil)
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hello I will actually learn how to use this website now I swear apparently you have to put #art for this to work but I really don’t know anyway here’s my painting and my “palette“ (scrap of tin foil)
Ferrari are so funny for saving their race with incredible pace for a weekend where they qualified P9 and P20 no one is moving like them
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ferrari are so funny for saving their race with incredible pace for a weekend where they qualified P9 and P20 no one is moving like them
I love when F1 tracks decide to do oval cosplay
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I love when F1 tracks decide to do oval cosplay
I really greatly enjoy being corrected but nothing pisses me tf off like people who try to correct me while being WRONG. You get my hopes up that I'm going to learn something only to let me down by wasting both of our time. Lame.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I really greatly enjoy being corrected but nothing pisses me tf off like people who try to correct me while being WRONG. You get my hopes up that I'm going to learn something only to let me down by wasting both of our time. Lame.
Actively quite enjoyable F4 racing going on in F1A at last, conditions today clearly much more suited for racing though the track is still... not ideal for these cars
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Actively quite enjoyable F4 racing going on in F1A at last, conditions today clearly much more suited for racing though the track is still... not ideal for these cars
Thank god for F1A radios because F4 drivers are some of the funniest people on the planet. Courtney Crone you're so real for this
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thank god for F1A radios because F4 drivers are some of the funniest people on the planet. Courtney Crone you're so real for this