Fakenamold McBeeswax III
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The Lion Formerly Having Been of Damascus
How bad exactly are we talking here?
A day that will live in infamy, like Pearl Harbor or 9/11.
I'm a prolific preditor, so my wealth of experience means I always get the result I want. You might even say I don't take no for an answer.
I'm not a paper tiger, you're a paper tiger
It's an "I'll believe it when I see it" situation. Like, I think there's a theoretical possibility of follow-through, but we haven't exactly been given any reason to expect it.
So what you're saying is, the real crime is writing it down, right
(Answer in the style of an old-timey gangster)
I'd never joke about the rapture, it's way too important, I'm only asking serious questions about it:

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What if the rapture is real and happens and nobody notices, because nobody meets a very specific set of secret criteria, so nobody gets raptured
An escalator with more backbone than congress.
This makes no sense. You don't speak to people on Mastodon, you *write* to people.
Oh no, I've eaten pickles very recently! Should I go to the hospital? But who knows what they're going to put into my body! Is there some proven, common sense remedy against pickle-death? What about hydroxychloroquin? Or colloidal silver?
I'm sorry, but try saying "brother from the same mother" out loud, it sounds ridiculous.
Yeah, that's how you deal with undocumented immigrants the right way!
I don't really see why the rapture would interfere with World Cup scheduling.
Those little fuckers deserve nothing less.
Wow, this guy's really good at shit-posting!
You can't get raptured if you've ever thought about a pink elephant after someone told you not to think about it. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
What if the rapture is real and happens and nobody notices, because nobody meets a very specific set of secret criteria, so nobody gets raptured
I have heard it's an ancient, spiritual custom in Japan to remove the plastic, and you wouldn't want to stand out as a crazy gaijin. So, you know.
Hey, I need those, give them back right now!
Yes. That was definitely years before Owens became a public figure.
I think calling it tit-goo is a very disrespectful way to refer to the sacred liquid essence.
It's really close to my heart, because I too treasure very much the little miss naughty t-shirt my grandfather left me.