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Auggie 5000
@auggie5000.bsky.social
· Nov 7
I’m probably gonna talk about the Suns
Took me most of my life to realize that things are only illegal if someone will arrest you
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Took me most of my life to realize that things are only illegal if someone will arrest you
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they couldn't have booed just a LITTLE harder???? 💔
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
they couldn't have booed just a LITTLE harder???? 💔
Costco is already a pain in the ass to go to. This Target boycott is about to make it worse
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Costco is already a pain in the ass to go to. This Target boycott is about to make it worse
DMX’s biggest hit has one of the most questionable lines in hip hop history. No one dared tell that man “pause”. To this day lol
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
DMX’s biggest hit has one of the most questionable lines in hip hop history. No one dared tell that man “pause”. To this day lol
I can’t believe Kris Kross came out the gate trying to start beef with Another Bad Creation
January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I can’t believe Kris Kross came out the gate trying to start beef with Another Bad Creation
Idk if you’re referring to Twitter or not but I muted him a long time ago and the mute stands. I’m definitely not advocating going back there but if you do, mute is a good tool.
January 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Idk if you’re referring to Twitter or not but I muted him a long time ago and the mute stands. I’m definitely not advocating going back there but if you do, mute is a good tool.
At some point you learn that being good at life is learning how to balance grief. Grief builds on you over time it’s inevitable.
January 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
At some point you learn that being good at life is learning how to balance grief. Grief builds on you over time it’s inevitable.
The world was a better place when Carlos Slim was the wealthiest person
January 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The world was a better place when Carlos Slim was the wealthiest person
So I’m banned from Twitter and TikTok tonight lol
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So I’m banned from Twitter and TikTok tonight lol
You’re gonna make mistakes as a parent but always trying your best is what’s gonna make that even out.
If you add enough water to a small amount of beer it will just all be water at some point. Keep adding water.
If you add enough water to a small amount of beer it will just all be water at some point. Keep adding water.
January 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re gonna make mistakes as a parent but always trying your best is what’s gonna make that even out.
If you add enough water to a small amount of beer it will just all be water at some point. Keep adding water.
If you add enough water to a small amount of beer it will just all be water at some point. Keep adding water.
The magas have ruined my birthday forever
January 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The magas have ruined my birthday forever
Anybody ever seen a single that had a B-side of a completely different artist?
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Anybody ever seen a single that had a B-side of a completely different artist?
Being a dad- coolest challenge ever
November 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Being a dad- coolest challenge ever
“Oh you’re Auggie 5000??? I’ve been listening to you since I was a little kid!”
Real convo at Taberna rn
Real convo at Taberna rn
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“Oh you’re Auggie 5000??? I’ve been listening to you since I was a little kid!”
Real convo at Taberna rn
Real convo at Taberna rn
Who is someone fun I should follow? I made the mistake of following a few starter packs of serious ass accounts
November 23, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Who is someone fun I should follow? I made the mistake of following a few starter packs of serious ass accounts
Love Kendrick using that old SWV instrumental/hook while mimicking Nas
November 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Love Kendrick using that old SWV instrumental/hook while mimicking Nas
I don’t make the rules, Kendrick is Beyonce now
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I don’t make the rules, Kendrick is Beyonce now
I should have known Khaled wasn’t shit when he was all in the Arab Money video
November 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I should have known Khaled wasn’t shit when he was all in the Arab Money video
I know that I’m 40 years late on this but I’m going to start making TikTok content. I need a niche- taking suggestions!
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I know that I’m 40 years late on this but I’m going to start making TikTok content. I need a niche- taking suggestions!
Sounds like it was worth the wait! (Sorry you had to wait that long)
November 20, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Sounds like it was worth the wait! (Sorry you had to wait that long)
So you’re saying he’s Thanos
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
So you’re saying he’s Thanos
My dad stopped being a fan when Charlie Scott was traded. Never came back
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
My dad stopped being a fan when Charlie Scott was traded. Never came back