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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 2d

So, we brought in $17 trillion in tariff revenue, but we can't pay furloughed government employees? Cool.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 5d

With everything going on, I keep thinking about the book "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen and Owen King. I could go for a nice nap and a length of time with no men.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 9d

I feel like using lie detectors to find a mole in your office is a little pointless when the leader was caught inadvertently sending war plans to a reporter. You don't have a mole. You have a moron in charge.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 10d

Yeah, the problem at the Pentagon is the fat generals and admirals, not the fact that an alcoholic tv show host is running the department

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 12d

I'm sorry, but wouldn't that be socialized medicine? And don't they hate that?

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 12d

After seeing the shooters, I'm looking forward to hearing how they try to blame liberals for the shootings today.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 13d

Attacking protesters and civilians will never make you feel better about your tiny penis.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 15d

The writing on this reality show we are living is absolutely terrible. At least come up with some fresh ideas.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 18d

At this point, I think if the rapture did happen, people would be completely unphased. We're all numb at this point.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 18d

So, can Tylenol sue the fuck out of Trump and RFK, Jr for saying their product causes autism with zero evidence?

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 23d

Glad I canceled them when they added NewsMax to their Hulu Live.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 27d

Yeah, there is no way someone living in a small Utah town was secretly living with someone transitioning. That would be all over town. As a former member, let me tell you, Mormons gossip like there's no tomorrow. It would be public knowledge.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 28d

I think your statement is 3 words too long.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 28d

Everyone is expendable to this man.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 28d

Kash: "Look, our law enforcement is so effective that people just turn themselves in!"

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 29d

After the big day finally comes, how long do you think they will avoid telling us by releasing AI videos?

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · 29d

Um...no. With the amount of tax payer funds that goes into law enforcement, military, etc, you find him. Pretty sure I don't get paid to do your job.

FBI calling on public to help find suspect who fatally shot Charlie Kirk

YouTube video by Good Morning America

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 11

Mine, too. Lucky bastards.

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 10

And Luigi hasn't been convicted.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 10

Our bootlicker leaders will probably beg for them to be sent.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · Sep 10

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 10

What happened to Charlie Kirk is sad. But, about those Epstein files....

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 10

I'd like to point out that this shooting occurred in one of the most white, conservative, Christian counties of the most white, conservative, Christian states.

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Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 10

So, disgruntled fanboy or the regime sending a message? What's your theory?

Auntie Nattie @auntienattie.bsky.social · Sep 9

I love how the team that constantly posts AI images and videos immediately tries to claim any actual document is AI. Go fuck yourselves.

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