Real Zorking Hours
@auradoggo.xyz
goober purple/orange Lucario who's a bit *too* obsessed with Mewtwo
Commissions art, writes, makes music
🔞 - no minors
Commissions art, writes, makes music
🔞 - no minors
I got the part written, finally!
I'm a huge sucker for 'the power of music' sequences. has such meaning to me Ri's just about the happiest he is the *whole* story playing some music for a bunch of pokemon.
A bunch of things go into it to make it that way, but still, I made myself cry writing it
I'm a huge sucker for 'the power of music' sequences. has such meaning to me Ri's just about the happiest he is the *whole* story playing some music for a bunch of pokemon.
A bunch of things go into it to make it that way, but still, I made myself cry writing it
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I got the part written, finally!
I'm a huge sucker for 'the power of music' sequences. has such meaning to me Ri's just about the happiest he is the *whole* story playing some music for a bunch of pokemon.
A bunch of things go into it to make it that way, but still, I made myself cry writing it
I'm a huge sucker for 'the power of music' sequences. has such meaning to me Ri's just about the happiest he is the *whole* story playing some music for a bunch of pokemon.
A bunch of things go into it to make it that way, but still, I made myself cry writing it
It's not even horny, it's just Ri being *precious* talking about music.
pain, misery
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It's not even horny, it's just Ri being *precious* talking about music.
pain, misery
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
pain, misery
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it.
Now I have to go to work.
I look at my Ao3 or my FA, sometimes I sort my gallery by faves or by views...
it kinda turns into a list of my entire art/story collection from most to least kinky. I suppose I should expect this, knowing the fandom, but I wish more people see when I write/get something wholesome
it kinda turns into a list of my entire art/story collection from most to least kinky. I suppose I should expect this, knowing the fandom, but I wish more people see when I write/get something wholesome
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I look at my Ao3 or my FA, sometimes I sort my gallery by faves or by views...
it kinda turns into a list of my entire art/story collection from most to least kinky. I suppose I should expect this, knowing the fandom, but I wish more people see when I write/get something wholesome
it kinda turns into a list of my entire art/story collection from most to least kinky. I suppose I should expect this, knowing the fandom, but I wish more people see when I write/get something wholesome
The Zork thoughts are very strong
fluffy big doofus energy~
fluffy big doofus energy~
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The Zork thoughts are very strong
fluffy big doofus energy~
fluffy big doofus energy~
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Yvelly was... unimpressed with my performance with Ibraetul the other day. So he's begun a new training regimen that seems... a bit more rigorous than the last.
🎨: @redishdragie.bsky.social
🎨: @redishdragie.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Yvelly was... unimpressed with my performance with Ibraetul the other day. So he's begun a new training regimen that seems... a bit more rigorous than the last.
🎨: @redishdragie.bsky.social
🎨: @redishdragie.bsky.social
Also have some *old* art from @ssssnowy.bsky.social!
It was from before I turned Two's neck-tube purple to differentiate him from other Mewtwo, but it's still great art~
It was from before I turned Two's neck-tube purple to differentiate him from other Mewtwo, but it's still great art~
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Also have some *old* art from @ssssnowy.bsky.social!
It was from before I turned Two's neck-tube purple to differentiate him from other Mewtwo, but it's still great art~
It was from before I turned Two's neck-tube purple to differentiate him from other Mewtwo, but it's still great art~
Apparently it's Mewtwo's Birthday!
... Not that Two cares to remember the day he was created. But he'll take any excuse for attention~
Even though my birthday is really on the other side of the year, have a Patreon gift @tenebscuro.bsky.social drew for me a few years ago~
... Not that Two cares to remember the day he was created. But he'll take any excuse for attention~
Even though my birthday is really on the other side of the year, have a Patreon gift @tenebscuro.bsky.social drew for me a few years ago~
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Apparently it's Mewtwo's Birthday!
... Not that Two cares to remember the day he was created. But he'll take any excuse for attention~
Even though my birthday is really on the other side of the year, have a Patreon gift @tenebscuro.bsky.social drew for me a few years ago~
... Not that Two cares to remember the day he was created. But he'll take any excuse for attention~
Even though my birthday is really on the other side of the year, have a Patreon gift @tenebscuro.bsky.social drew for me a few years ago~
Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift awaaaaayyyyyyy...
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift awaaaaayyyyyyy...
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift awaaaaayyyyyyy...
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift awaaaaayyyyyyy...
I got a BEER IN MY BEER and a CHEVY IN MY TRUCK
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I got a BEER IN MY BEER and a CHEVY IN MY TRUCK
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(quick repost) finished piece for a friend!
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
(quick repost) finished piece for a friend!
Zork does not like working in the freezer.
Turns out having fluffy bits does not save them from freezing when it's 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
Turns out having fluffy bits does not save them from freezing when it's 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Zork does not like working in the freezer.
Turns out having fluffy bits does not save them from freezing when it's 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
Turns out having fluffy bits does not save them from freezing when it's 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
Two wears a condom for the first time because he gave Ri the Ditto serum and Ri makes eggs now.
He's so subconsciously eager though that he accidentally teleports his cum through the condom and knocks Ri up anyway
He's so subconsciously eager though that he accidentally teleports his cum through the condom and knocks Ri up anyway
February 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Two wears a condom for the first time because he gave Ri the Ditto serum and Ri makes eggs now.
He's so subconsciously eager though that he accidentally teleports his cum through the condom and knocks Ri up anyway
He's so subconsciously eager though that he accidentally teleports his cum through the condom and knocks Ri up anyway
I just realized I've already had Blaze for *8* months
Doesn't feel like it's been that long at all...
Then again there's some stories that I wrote about Ri and Two that are a few years old and it feels like I just finished them yesterday basically...
... am I getting old?
Doesn't feel like it's been that long at all...
Then again there's some stories that I wrote about Ri and Two that are a few years old and it feels like I just finished them yesterday basically...
... am I getting old?
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I just realized I've already had Blaze for *8* months
Doesn't feel like it's been that long at all...
Then again there's some stories that I wrote about Ri and Two that are a few years old and it feels like I just finished them yesterday basically...
... am I getting old?
Doesn't feel like it's been that long at all...
Then again there's some stories that I wrote about Ri and Two that are a few years old and it feels like I just finished them yesterday basically...
... am I getting old?
filthy dnb beats that would make Bach cry
... not because I'm good at making Baroque pastiches but because my voice leading would offend the musical sensibilities of a person from 1750.
... not because I'm good at making Baroque pastiches but because my voice leading would offend the musical sensibilities of a person from 1750.
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
filthy dnb beats that would make Bach cry
... not because I'm good at making Baroque pastiches but because my voice leading would offend the musical sensibilities of a person from 1750.
... not because I'm good at making Baroque pastiches but because my voice leading would offend the musical sensibilities of a person from 1750.
size-theft nullge~
watch your nullge shrink while your master's bits grow~
watch your nullge shrink while your master's bits grow~
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 AM
size-theft nullge~
watch your nullge shrink while your master's bits grow~
watch your nullge shrink while your master's bits grow~
I wish I had a Zoroark bf to pounce on me when I get home from work
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I wish I had a Zoroark bf to pounce on me when I get home from work
The Zoroark growls through his muzzle when others put stuff on shelves wrong and he has to fix it
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Zoroark growls through his muzzle when others put stuff on shelves wrong and he has to fix it
barcode freeze-branded on Zoroark fur
muzzle bolted shut
chastity belt welded shut
time for a Zoroark slave's first day stocking shelves at the grocery store
muzzle bolted shut
chastity belt welded shut
time for a Zoroark slave's first day stocking shelves at the grocery store
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
barcode freeze-branded on Zoroark fur
muzzle bolted shut
chastity belt welded shut
time for a Zoroark slave's first day stocking shelves at the grocery store
muzzle bolted shut
chastity belt welded shut
time for a Zoroark slave's first day stocking shelves at the grocery store
nothing like spending some time leashed to a Mewtwo's cock to unwind after a hard day at work~
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
nothing like spending some time leashed to a Mewtwo's cock to unwind after a hard day at work~
Tonight Two convinced Ri to sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo so they can do the meme dance together
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Tonight Two convinced Ri to sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo so they can do the meme dance together
After a shower Two needs a lot of brushing. He could do it with his powers but instead he makes Ri get the "hard to reach" places for attention.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
After a shower Two needs a lot of brushing. He could do it with his powers but instead he makes Ri get the "hard to reach" places for attention.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi
Is it bad I only remember the song as "Fallen Kingdom," not whatever the song is actually named?
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Is it bad I only remember the song as "Fallen Kingdom," not whatever the song is actually named?
kinda hate how strict SoFurry is with uploading.
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
kinda hate how strict SoFurry is with uploading.
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it