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Sou de Curitiba, sou curioso, gosto dos joguinhos, de música e de livrinhos, sou de TI, Pai da Hana e da Alice, cretino nas horas vagas
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vitorgabriel.bsky.social
Arrepiei todo aqui. Take lindo.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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atrupar.com
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER! It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World. This “Show” is just a “slap in the face” to our Country, which is setting new standards and records every single day — including the Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History! There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a Halftime Show and watch, it will get great reviews from the Fake News Media, because they haven’t got a clue of what is going on in the REAL WORLD — And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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sulemio.bsky.social
mais do que nunca essa semana
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
... tem um vídeo de pegadinha do Silvio Santos nos arquivos do Epstein...

troquem o "dot" abaixo por "."

justice dot gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01648556.mp4
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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joannamaciel.com
queria imprimir todos os frames desse video e colar na minha garrafa de água
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
ele agora assumindo a persona Seu Jô, da bom dia pra todos os integrantes enquanto anda com um cabo de vassoura fingindo ser uma bengala. Jonas não existe mais
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
jonas vai acordar amanhã de 5h vai pegar uma máquina de cortar cabelo e durante 30 min vai ficar encarando o espelho até q ele começa a raspar a cabeça enquanto diz “velho né? já que me chamam de velho vo ser velho agora já q me chamam de velho aqui o velho pra vcs”
ele raspando até as sobrancelhas
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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loadcomics.bsky.social
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CARISMA
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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moistoast.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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deborahleao.bsky.social
hoje estou rindo de:

- influencer bolsonarista sendo levado pelo ICE
- funcionários do ICE reclamando que não estão recebendo salário
- criptobros descobrindo que criptomoeda financiou o Epstein
- sam altman descobrindo que a nvidia não vai dar dinheiro pra ele
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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inkdino.bsky.social
a existência de Gongaga em Final Fantasy VII implica também na existência de Gongara e de Gonga
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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j0ta.quest
os caras tão falsificando até bem-te-vi
avesbrasil.bsky.social Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 11d
🇧🇷Bem-te-vi-pirata
🌎Legatus leucophaius
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante

O bem-te-vi-pirata é uma ave passeriforme da família Tyrannidae.

Conhecido também como bem-te-vi-pequeno.

📷 Gabriel Mello
Pássaro marrom-acinzentado com listra branca acima do olho, pousado em um galho com pequenos frutos arredondados e secos, em um fundo esverdeado e suavemente desfocado. O pássaro está ereto, com a cabeça voltada para a esquerda, observando atentamente. Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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keymonster.bsky.social
#resist
A digital illustration of a raccoon walking on its hind legs, holding a sign that says “become ungovernable”. The illustration is very high contrast with reds, blacks, whites and some yellow highlights. 100% human made artwork.
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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gamingonlinux.com
Steam Deck hits 25,000 games Valve have rated Playable or Verified
#Steam #Linux #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
Steam Deck hits 25,000 games Valve have rated Playable or Verified
With over 100,000 games on Steam - verifying all of that takes a long time but the Steam Deck now has over 25,000 that are Steam Deck Playable or Verified.
www.gamingonlinux.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
mrsdrsyd.bsky.social Mrs Dr Syd @mrsdrsyd.bsky.social · 20d
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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loadcomics.bsky.social
Algum desocupado de brusque em Santa Catarina, tentou me denunciar em jundiai por eu ceder advogado pra Pixador e grafiteiro, tudo pra tentar fechar minha loja de graffiti. fui até a delegacia e venha se deliciar com o resultado da denuncia!😂
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link - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtJy...
MINHA LOJA DE GRAFFITI VIROU CASO DE POLÍCIA! (Entenda o que aconteceu)
YouTube video by LOAD - Graffiti
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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analoguehorror.bsky.social
Lestat de Lioncourt meme - Bonjour - VAMPIRO RESTART - NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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fannvevo.bsky.social
Imagem poderosa
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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fimose.scares.men
ela está apenas VESTINDO um carro
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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culybox.bsky.social
que merda agora vamos precisar escrever mecher
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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umaw.bsky.social
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
avelar.bsky.social
Um jogo que você se lembra de jogar e ninguém lembra
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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cardoso.bsky.social
Muito bom o Henri Castelli
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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joshsternberg.com
Still can't get over how Apple and Google removed the ICE app that alerted people that ICE was in the their community, but won't remove an app that has an AI tool that creates 'nonconsensual sexualized images of women and CHILDREN'
lujan.senate.gov Senator Ben Ray Luján @lujan.senate.gov · 29d
X’s Grok AI tool is being used to generate nonconsensual sexualized images of women and children. This is unacceptable. @wyden.senate.gov, @markey.senate.gov, and I are demanding that Apple and Google remove X and Grok from their app stores until Elon Musk addresses these heinous violations.
Senators urged Apple and Google to remove X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes
“Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs.
www.nbcnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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alinelks.bsky.social
O que me pega mais nessa história é que minha mulher tem asma e o remédio mais caro que ela usa é 120 reais.. Não é nem 1/3 do valor de uma bombinha comum..

NÃO PÔ, MAS O NIKE É 20 DÓLARES!!!
alinelks.bsky.social Aline de Assis @alinelks.bsky.social · Jan 9
Como pode o mundo tratar os Estragos Unidos como potência né?

Um cara morreu com uma crise de asma pq a bombinha dele subiu o valor de 60 dólares pra 600 da noite pro dia e ele preferiu pagar o aluguel dele com o valor..

BOMBINHA!!! AEROLIN QUE É 20 CONTO E TU PEGA DE GRAÇA NA FARMACIA POPULAR..
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM