Friendsgiving is a farce when no one is within 1000 miles of you.

Apathy is my slow drip that will kill ambition and personality

There won’t be any fun at my fun-eral.

Eventually the sun will explode and consume Earth. It will be like as if the human race never existed. Then the universe will contract and expand into another big bang and who knows when this simulation reboots…

How long will it take for everyone to forget me when I’m gone? I’m guessing two weeks.

@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social I would also make a federal law to either standardize all bath faucets or post instructions in every hotel room 😂

Passive suicidal ideations be like, “I don’t want to actively *ill one self, but if I died today I wouldn’t mind it” 😂

1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with

Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.

Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂