Avery
averygordon.bsky.social
Avery
@averygordon.bsky.social
History educator turned stay-at-home dad. Aspiring author. Amateur musician. Wannabe baker. Survivor and Big Brother sicko. Obsessive gamer. And if it wasn't already obvious, "somewhat" functional ADHDer.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Says the Chiefs fan.
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February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Genevieve referencing Expedition 33 in her #Survivor50 pregame press? Oh, the icon you are.
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
RIP
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Sunny side up is goated. I'm will not be considering arguments to the contrary at this time. Thank you.
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Legitimately why I haven't applied. I'm scared of how susceptible I would be to hangry crash out of epic proportions.
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Her nuerosis is sooooo relatable.
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Just finished up my rewatch of Turn: Washington Spies. Truly a phenomenal experience start to finish. A show that never got the popularity it deserved.

Up next, I am finally—finally getting to #HeatedRivalry. Will cook a #nw reaction thread, probably tomorrow.
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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All these tr*mp voters now all of a sudden regretting their votes and expecting people to just forgive them is so insane to me. This isn’t an “oopsies my bad” mistake…. You helped facilitate domestic terrorists and an administration who’s actively trying to kill us. 🫩
January 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
And Michael B. Jordan must win best leading actor. Any other result is a sham.
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Horrific spot on the 2nd down run by swift. It was a first. #Nfl
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
LETS GO BEARS #BearDown
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
We're doing 2016 photo drops, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Definitely need to add to the PNW, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Would like to go to the rest of NE as well, plus maybe South Carolina. The rest, meh.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Should have been Lisa, Monet, and a gamer. It's was so easy, producers fumbled HARD.
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Welp, I feel like that 11 year old boy all over again.

#TheTraitorsUS
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January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Let's just skip ahead to #Survivor50, shall we?

#TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Traitors 4 really said "you thought #bb22 was a shit bootlist, you ain't seen nothing yet"

#TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM