Avidan (she/her)
@avidangerzone.bsky.social
Tired dad, nerd, and trans lady. 🏳️⚧️ She/her.
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Welcome new followers! A bit about me:
- I like to cook and bake
- I'm a huge nerd
- I write song parodies for fun
- I'm a software engineer
- I'm a dad to twins
- I'm a trans woman
- I'm an Orthodox Jew
- I like to cook and bake
- I'm a huge nerd
- I write song parodies for fun
- I'm a software engineer
- I'm a dad to twins
- I'm a trans woman
- I'm an Orthodox Jew
Telling my kids about the new season of Jet Lag: The Game
Me: So @adamchase.bsky.social is the first hider.
Kid: I bet he hid near a castle.
Me: So @adamchase.bsky.social is the first hider.
Kid: I bet he hid near a castle.
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Telling my kids about the new season of Jet Lag: The Game
Me: So @adamchase.bsky.social is the first hider.
Kid: I bet he hid near a castle.
Me: So @adamchase.bsky.social is the first hider.
Kid: I bet he hid near a castle.
Tonight's dinner: I made spinach ricotta stuffed shells with homemade San Marzano marinara sauce
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Tonight's dinner: I made spinach ricotta stuffed shells with homemade San Marzano marinara sauce
Me to my wife: what should I do with all this leftover apple cider? I guess I could make apple cider caramels...
My wife: ...I can't think of a reason you shouldn't do that.
My wife: ...I can't think of a reason you shouldn't do that.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Me to my wife: what should I do with all this leftover apple cider? I guess I could make apple cider caramels...
My wife: ...I can't think of a reason you shouldn't do that.
My wife: ...I can't think of a reason you shouldn't do that.
Here's a fun game: watch an episode of Scrubs and see how many HIPAA violations you spot.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Here's a fun game: watch an episode of Scrubs and see how many HIPAA violations you spot.
Yes to everything here but also once again WHY WOULD YOU GET JEFFREY "EXPOSED MYSELF ON ZOOM" TOOBIN TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE
There is a LOT going on in Jeffrey Toobin’s weird soft-focus profile of Tom Goldstein, but my favorite recurring bit is all the people who know poker finding creative ways to politely make clear that Tom Goldstein is not good at poker www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/m...
![That night was also significant because it's when Goldstein met Dan Bilzerian. An heir to a family fortune, Bilzerian became famous for his extravagant and louche lifestyle as a professional poker player in Las Vegas, and later for being a social media influencer whose posts often featured guns and women in bikinis.
Bilzerian recalled Goldstein's antics that night: "People were all watching the game and talking about what a [expletive] maniac he was."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bpna2qi2e44fafbhhtqjak3x/bafkreigpxvaflmlfkju6aqjd5s4yv7mop47jn576tgl4bkp2c2vhfifnby@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yes to everything here but also once again WHY WOULD YOU GET JEFFREY "EXPOSED MYSELF ON ZOOM" TOOBIN TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE
There's something very ironic that of all the people to write an article about Thomas Goldstein, the poker playing lawyer who also had a number of extramarital affairs, the New York Times picked *Jeffrey Toobin*
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There's something very ironic that of all the people to write an article about Thomas Goldstein, the poker playing lawyer who also had a number of extramarital affairs, the New York Times picked *Jeffrey Toobin*
This is always the hardest week
the always fun week of “children are off but not in camp and parents are back to work”
heading to library to obtain dvds, books, sanity.
heading to library to obtain dvds, books, sanity.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is always the hardest week
FlightRadar24's Santa tracker puts him in Germany. NORAD's tracker has him in Africa. Who's right?!?!?
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FlightRadar24's Santa tracker puts him in Germany. NORAD's tracker has him in Africa. Who's right?!?!?
Joining the over 30 selfie thread
40!
40!
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joining the over 30 selfie thread
40!
40!
It's a great day when you get to deal with the police department of two different towns and the fire department of one all on the same day.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's a great day when you get to deal with the police department of two different towns and the fire department of one all on the same day.
I am still in awe that Christian Dueñas has gone from the guy who called in to JJGo to share that his grandpa likes talking dog movies to being on the board of directors for @maximumfun.org. This guy is awesome.
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am still in awe that Christian Dueñas has gone from the guy who called in to JJGo to share that his grandpa likes talking dog movies to being on the board of directors for @maximumfun.org. This guy is awesome.
Happy last night of Chanukah!
On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce
On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Happy last night of Chanukah!
On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce
On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce
Octuple fuck this
Quadruple fuck this
Double fuck this, in fact.
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Octuple fuck this
You know, sometimes I say "get fucked" and sometimes I *really* say GET FUCKED.
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know, sometimes I say "get fucked" and sometimes I *really* say GET FUCKED.
My Canadian coworker: Boxing Day isn't an American holiday?
Me: No, I'm sorry we're not capitalist enough for you, *said no one about the US ever*
Me: No, I'm sorry we're not capitalist enough for you, *said no one about the US ever*
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My Canadian coworker: Boxing Day isn't an American holiday?
Me: No, I'm sorry we're not capitalist enough for you, *said no one about the US ever*
Me: No, I'm sorry we're not capitalist enough for you, *said no one about the US ever*
I've owned this menorah since my bar mitzvah 27 years ago. Tonight it shines again.
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I've owned this menorah since my bar mitzvah 27 years ago. Tonight it shines again.
I attack the darkness
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I attack the darkness
Anyway today I went to my kids' school to celebrate them getting their first book of Torah. Some happiness in the day.
I am just getting....so tired of reading news about Jews being killed or attacked. Make it stop, please
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Anyway today I went to my kids' school to celebrate them getting their first book of Torah. Some happiness in the day.
I am just getting....so tired of reading news about Jews being killed or attacked. Make it stop, please
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am just getting....so tired of reading news about Jews being killed or attacked. Make it stop, please
@maggiesox.bsky.social I had a bunch of work meetings so I missed a lot of songs. I was pleasantly surprised to see the Cake cover so high up
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@maggiesox.bsky.social I had a bunch of work meetings so I missed a lot of songs. I was pleasantly surprised to see the Cake cover so high up
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doing one final gofundme post, we're only three hundo away from our final goal! all donations extremely super appreciated for helping us two gals get set up in our brand new city! gofund.me/5534b4d24
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December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
doing one final gofundme post, we're only three hundo away from our final goal! all donations extremely super appreciated for helping us two gals get set up in our brand new city! gofund.me/5534b4d24
Continuing my best attempt to kick dysphoria's ass.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Continuing my best attempt to kick dysphoria's ass.
Get fucked, dysphoria. I look good.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Get fucked, dysphoria. I look good.
@wing2j.bsky.social My kids just asked me who the Eagles will play in the Super Bowl this year.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@wing2j.bsky.social My kids just asked me who the Eagles will play in the Super Bowl this year.
I saw a lot of posts about bamboo and now I know things I wish I didn't.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I saw a lot of posts about bamboo and now I know things I wish I didn't.