whalefact
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whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸
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contact: [email protected]
socials: linktr.ee/awhalefact
follow me on twitch: twitch.tv/awhalefact
support: patreon.com/awhalefact
the biggest difference between the whales and hulk hogan is the whales have never been trump-supporting, sex-addicted, child-abusers and also the whales are still alive
July 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the biggest difference between the whales and hulk hogan is the whales have never been trump-supporting, sex-addicted, child-abusers and also the whales are still alive
since elon musk is leaving the white house, i would like to suggest a whale assume the now vacant role of "unqualified beast who looks like it should be in the ocean" . as a bonus, a whale would mostly just destroy its surroundings, instead of the entire middle class
May 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
since elon musk is leaving the white house, i would like to suggest a whale assume the now vacant role of "unqualified beast who looks like it should be in the ocean" . as a bonus, a whale would mostly just destroy its surroundings, instead of the entire middle class
“i asked chat gpt—” okay i asked the all-knowing, all-powerful, formless void that lives in the depths of the ocean and she said you’re a weak little brainless beta cuck boy that needs ai to replace your uncreative, flaccid mind
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“i asked chat gpt—” okay i asked the all-knowing, all-powerful, formless void that lives in the depths of the ocean and she said you’re a weak little brainless beta cuck boy that needs ai to replace your uncreative, flaccid mind
it is at least one whale’s birthday today
April 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
it is at least one whale’s birthday today
whales are small now april fools still big
April 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
whales are small now april fools still big
for the record, nazis aren’t welcome in the ocean either, there’s enough trash in there as it is
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
for the record, nazis aren’t welcome in the ocean either, there’s enough trash in there as it is
timothee chalamet if he was a blue whale in a world where whales have evolved in such a way as to be capable of winning major acting awards but still be largely motivated by a desire for krill
March 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
timothee chalamet if he was a blue whale in a world where whales have evolved in such a way as to be capable of winning major acting awards but still be largely motivated by a desire for krill
say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge
most whales in the ocean are at least a little bit wet
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
most whales in the ocean are at least a little bit wet
a whale would never tell a woman what to do with her own fucking body
February 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
a whale would never tell a woman what to do with her own fucking body
elon musk can’t take over the country if he gets eaten by a whale
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
elon musk can’t take over the country if he gets eaten by a whale
very few whales have ever known the pleasure of watching all 4 hours and 11 minutes of Peter Jackson’s Fantasy/Adventure epic The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition
January 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
very few whales have ever known the pleasure of watching all 4 hours and 11 minutes of Peter Jackson’s Fantasy/Adventure epic The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition
no matter how bad you want it,
or what you’re willing to do,
the littlest blue whale will still be bigger than you
or what you’re willing to do,
the littlest blue whale will still be bigger than you
January 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
no matter how bad you want it,
or what you’re willing to do,
the littlest blue whale will still be bigger than you
or what you’re willing to do,
the littlest blue whale will still be bigger than you
the only thing bigger than a whale is an even bigger whale and even then it’s up for debate
January 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the only thing bigger than a whale is an even bigger whale and even then it’s up for debate
killer whales are coming to town
December 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
killer whales are coming to town
baby whales were so good this year santa came to deliver them presents unfortunately he has drowned
December 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
baby whales were so good this year santa came to deliver them presents unfortunately he has drowned
a whale would make a great christmas tree topper but only if you want a very flat, very wet tree
December 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
a whale would make a great christmas tree topper but only if you want a very flat, very wet tree
very few whales have ever been the imposter when playing among us, probably because they are all perfect sweeties who never lie
December 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
very few whales have ever been the imposter when playing among us, probably because they are all perfect sweeties who never lie
there is literally nothing you could do at a mcdonalds that would cause a whale to call the cops
December 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
there is literally nothing you could do at a mcdonalds that would cause a whale to call the cops
despite living under enormous pressure whales very rarely give up hope
November 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
despite living under enormous pressure whales very rarely give up hope
this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)
whales will literally go sink some asshole's yacht instead of going to therapy
November 16, 2024 at 3:33 PM
whales will literally go sink some asshole's yacht instead of going to therapy
whales are so big if you tried to swallow one whole you absolutely probably could not
July 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
whales are so big if you tried to swallow one whole you absolutely probably could not
what i wanted to send vs what i ended up sending. sometimes you gotta conserve your energy, folks
June 10, 2023 at 5:19 AM
what i wanted to send vs what i ended up sending. sometimes you gotta conserve your energy, folks
whales are nerds:
-false
-they are cool
-they don’t even know math
whales are chads:
-true
-they know how to bulk
-they fuck and do sweet tricks
-false
-they are cool
-they don’t even know math
whales are chads:
-true
-they know how to bulk
-they fuck and do sweet tricks
May 23, 2023 at 5:24 PM
whales are nerds:
-false
-they are cool
-they don’t even know math
whales are chads:
-true
-they know how to bulk
-they fuck and do sweet tricks
-false
-they are cool
-they don’t even know math
whales are chads:
-true
-they know how to bulk
-they fuck and do sweet tricks