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I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 37. Seattle.
Pit tax
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I want garlic bread.
February 18, 2026 at 7:04 AM
It’s maddening to me that these words rhyme.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Craving a cutie drinking my piss.
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Would you look at the time?! 🕰️

It’s time to play with my cock.
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Pam Bondi says if we persecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system would collapse.

Me:
a crowd of people are gathered in front of a wall that has the word bienvenue written on it
Alt: A crowd of people tearing down the Berlin wall with sledgehammers
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Being in a holding pattern for one of the most important moments in American history is such an utterly bizarre thing to be living through.
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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i wanna be naked in a hot tub
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Me, to Sabrina Carpenter guest starring on The Muppet Show:
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
How do I tell my algorithm of ads that I filed my taxes a week ago?
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Also? Let’s say the quiet part out fucking loud.

It was never homosexuals.
It was never drag queens.
It was never trans folx.

Every one of their accusations is an admission.
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The Moira’s Rose’s Memorial Garden 4856
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Filed my taxes.
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wood Morning 😵‍💫
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It’s my birthday and all I want is for THAT thing to happen…
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Pre-birthday threesome and piss play.
a cartoon of snoopy laying in a bed with a blue blanket
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy laying in a bed with a blue blanket
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:41 AM
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Cory
faggots against fascism.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you insist…
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You guys, I love playing with my cock.
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Meanwhile, at “the Board of Peace”
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oops I came.
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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damn my kink really is just when you’re nice
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
That Officer?
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Not my house, but I know my way around
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM