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Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online.

Sysadmin in devops clothing

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私はカナダ人です。
Ice Mike strikes
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I drink concentrated oh-jheeey

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Say goodbye to frozen juice concentrate in Canada
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
🫡
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hmmm....

Does anyone have a very small jersey they want to shadowbox?
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Watch your mouth or you're going to make a grave mistake
Don't die for anything less than the best of life

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They Provide the Paint for the Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides...
YouTube video by Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution - Topic
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January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Calling all live sports fans.

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We Uncovered the Illegal Scam Happening at Every Stadium
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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January 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"I'm not owned" -- Donglad G Tromp
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Looking at rocks
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Look at all these crazy replies.

Anyway its got a fried dough bun, cinnamon sugar (obvi) and a squeeze of lemon.
Gonna create the Ottawa style glizzy.

Workshopping ideas, put your bad ideas below.

DM me your good ideas.
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
that clip of cousins punching tkachuk in the face is funny as hell.
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Dunno why the raft is lifting but she's going decently now
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by Matty
THE 2025-27 OTTAWA SENATORS HAVE BEATEN THE COLORADO AVALANCHE
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
CLARK CITY BITCH
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Go charge
a lightning strike with blue and red lightning
ALT: a lightning strike with blue and red lightning
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January 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
that was a brutal cross check in front of the goal holeyyy
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Take me back to '05 please

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Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Explicit) [Official Video]
YouTube video by BloodhoundGangVEVO
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January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Octoprint is so dope, i can just watch on my tablet while it hums away in the basement.
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
insane to me that Ottos Subaru of all brands arent paying the extra to have the car uncovered at a PWHL game.
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Gonna create the Ottawa style glizzy.

Workshopping ideas, put your bad ideas below.

DM me your good ideas.
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Well fuck me I guess
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This new episode of fallout will make us Canadians feel some things
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"Please don't let them have the show" - Ilhan Omar
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Love to see the charge enjoying Ottawa and especially targ.

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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January 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
When you learn that Spartacat was an undocumented migrant.

January 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM