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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN FUUUUUUU—“

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 2d

[ CONTINUED SKIT (don’t ask) ]

👁️‍🗨️: “I’M STUCK IN THE OVEN”

⚪️: “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING—?!”

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“Armstrong… Tesla… Doc…. Alright, got it remembered! Imma get ya back once i find the 3”

Quickly snapping his fingers to close incognito and goes away, tab closed and all.

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Oooh, smart! alright. Well, we're looking for Armstrong, Tesla, and Doc."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“I can help! ^^ just tell me the names and i’ll… try!”

Really hoping to meet the rest of the band, yet unsure of his conditions on helping.

He snaps his fingers as the browser tab changes to incognito, an outfit change too!

“And i’ll keep it a secret from everyone til ya wanna make it public.”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“I can help! ^^ just tell me the names and i’ll… try!”

Really hoping to meet the rest of the band, yet unsure of his conditions on helping.

He snaps his fingers as the browser tab changes to incognito, an outfit change too!

“And i’ll keep it a secret from everyone til ya wanna make it public.”

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Rust is here and so is our lyricist, ILY! we have yet to locate the rest of our band."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“…You’re taking that better than her children. Anyways, are there any other members of TLT i’d know bout here?”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“…You’re taking that better than her children. Anyways, are there any other members of TLT i’d know bout here?”

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh!! well that's alright, it's nice to meet her creation!"

^^

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

……oh.

“…..Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woulda loved you to meet ‘im too…”

Did i tell you he was created, like, 50 years ago? He’s been ungraded since to remain modern, but he’s got HISTORY.

“…Well she’s, ironically, under a tombstone…. Yeah💧”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

Uester

Sorry but the impulsive thoughts came over me 😭

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

……oh.

“…..Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woulda loved you to meet ‘im too…”

Did i tell you he was created, like, 50 years ago? He’s been ungraded since to remain modern, but he’s got HISTORY.

“…Well she’s, ironically, under a tombstone…. Yeah💧”

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Huh, neat!! I'd love to meet whoever created you, they sound pretty cool."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“…Not really, i think?”

Pushing himself off the screen, laying on the bottom of the tab.

“I’m a Net Buddy, basically a personalized program that let’s people have more personality to there desktops. You happened to come up to the request fee for one, too!”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

“…Not really, i think?”

Pushing himself off the screen, laying on the bottom of the tab.

“I’m a Net Buddy, basically a personalized program that let’s people have more personality to there desktops. You happened to come up to the request fee for one, too!”

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh really? that's interesting.. what exactly are you, then? are you like me?"

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

Full body against the screen, too bad because of the window tab limitation.

“HI HI HEY HI I WAS MADE BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE FANS SO I KNOW YOU’RE AN AMAZING SONG ARTIST!!!! ^^”

…too excited to see them, but it’s to be expected.

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

Full body against the screen, too bad because of the window tab limitation.

“HI HI HEY HI I WAS MADE BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE FANS SO I KNOW YOU’RE AN AMAZING SONG ARTIST!!!! ^^”

…too excited to see them, but it’s to be expected.

🇿🇪🇷🇴_🇴🇳🇪 🧡 @zer0-one.bsky.social · 2d

"Why yes! I am part of The Living Tombstone band!"

Happy lil tail wags.

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]

Popping onto the screen, not expecting the person he’s about to see.

“Hi! :D i’m your new Net Bu— HOLY **** IS THAT TLT (THE LIVING TOMBSTONE) ?!??!?!”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 2d

[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]

Popping onto the screen, not expecting the person he’s about to see.

“Hi! :D i’m your new Net Bu— HOLY **** IS THAT TLT (THE LIVING TOMBSTONE) ?!??!?!”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 12d

[ @godstrickery.bsky.social ]

Uester

Sorry for not tagging so you could see itwbdiwbclenc

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

Uester

I wanna see if 2011 has the patience to deal with Computer

or Axis even. Fuck it, both of them.

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

Uester

Gn big bro

Sleep well

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

“Ew, a rat”

Just fucking sprays antivirus spray on him????? Okay.

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2011x. @godstrickery.bsky.social · 13d

"𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙂𝙐𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿..."

GOD HAS ARISEN.

a sonic the hedgehog logo with wings and a red ribbon

ALT: a sonic the hedgehog logo with wings and a red ribbon

media.tenor.com

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

……

“Wonder if i can just”

The lines on his face(less) extends and just. Opens a grotesque mouth. Oh.

It quickly closes and the lines shorten back. Now he’s traumatized.

“….never again”

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

“Nothing much, just being a goober and annoy people my taking their strawpage & stuff”

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · 13d

"Oh yeah, I wondered where you went. What's up?"

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

“u call? :p sorry i wasn’t around, just busy with whatever the fuk ‘s going on in the Web World…”

Oh hey, he’s back

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · 13d

“u call? :p sorry i wasn’t around, just busy with whatever the fuk ‘s going on in the Web World…”

Oh hey, he’s back

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · 13d

"Where did that guy living in my computer go??"

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 30

“Nothing bad, really. You’re one of the 1% that actually searches normal and not scarring things on the web!

Good for you. ^^”

⋆ ☾ ⋆˚࿔ 𝗤𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗕𝗘𝗜 . . 🌹 @sunkissedmooon.bsky.social · Aug 30

⠀
⠀ “Oh! Did you find anything?”

⠀ She tilts her head.
⠀

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 30

“Mhm! Just don’t trust people on the internet and you should be good! ^^

Anyways i was trying to look through ya search history—“

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 30

“Okay lemme say this rq.”

He clears his throat before snapping his fingers, going incognito(fedora and suit replacing the colorful wears)

“I am the Web World’s most reliable source.

And i mean it…”

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 30

“Mhm! Just don’t trust people on the internet and you should be good! ^^

Anyways i was trying to look through ya search history—“

⋆ ☾ ⋆˚࿔ 𝗤𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗕𝗘𝗜 . . 🌹 @sunkissedmooon.bsky.social · Aug 30

⠀
⠀ She blinks a few times.

⠀ “Oh.. oh wow. How.. interesting.”
⠀

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Oh i got ALOTTA tell ya! :>”

Puts on a hat and proceeds to play Welcome To The Internet.

youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?...

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Huh… well uhh…..”

They swing their legs back and forth. They did NOT expect how that’d go.

“…..I’ll just leave ya alone for a bit.💧

Just remember to tap the taskbar app if ya need anything from me! :)”

He hops down and goes away, all the popups closing simultaneously.

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · Aug 29

"It's a long story.. but no, I can't have any myself. It would kill me."

Confused as to what its doing.

"Yeah, I'm doing better. Finally got into therapy and on meds for bipolar. MORE meds.. Just what I needed."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“I- huh- wha-“

BSOD, minimized edition.

“Well…. Atleast you’re doing well??? (^ ^|||)”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“I- huh- wha-“

BSOD, minimized edition.

“Well…. Atleast you’re doing well??? (^ ^|||)”

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · Aug 29

"We can, actually but not me. I adopted a couple of kids, and I'd like to be a decent father to them."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Wait really? I thought Wubboxes can’t breed??????”

Confused both about how a Wubbox has a kid

And that the other doesn’t understand what he meant by ‘things’.

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Wait really? I thought Wubboxes can’t breed??????”

Confused both about how a Wubbox has a kid

And that the other doesn’t understand what he meant by ‘things’.

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · Aug 29

Most of them are 'how to be a decent father' and 'what not to eat with ibs'.

"Why yes, I did become a dad recently. I wanna do it right."

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“…Oh yeah, i forgot :p

Anyways you searched some….. things, Shade.”

Oh. Oh no. Not the search history.

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“…Oh yeah, i forgot :p

Anyways you searched some….. things, Shade.”

Oh. Oh no. Not the search history.

🐈‍⬛ 5HAD3KN1GHT ♾️ @shadywubbox.bsky.social · Aug 29

"Shouldn't you already know my name if you live in my computer??"

AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Long enough :)

I’m from the Web World, internet’s personal land with people’s ideas and AUs attached!”

Huh, sounds familiar…

“Anyways, what’s ya name?”

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AXIS THE PROGRAM! @axistheprogram3554.bsky.social · Aug 29

Uester

*rolls credits* /silly