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Eldritch
@azimuthimages.bsky.social
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Live in the UK, Sometimes called Steev, but more often "Where do you think you're going?" Take photos and sometimes people like them enough to buy them :) All round miserable twat. I'm not verified so don't bother DMing me :)
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 14h
Rook with a book

https://folksy.com/items/8549003-Rook-with-a-book-print

A fabulous piece of art with great attention to detail this print would look great at A3 hanging on a wall of your home or office.

#rook #rookwithabook #photography #wallart
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 15h
I'm prepared to bet there won't be an Epson printer from 2025 that will still be working in 2125.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 18h
Pah - I missed the whatever it was going to take me to heaven. Proper piddled off.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 18h
If you think they're bad take a look at some of Coca Cola's antics.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 21h
'Tis the season for fungi. 

https://folksy.com/items/8548993-Fly-Agaric-twins-print

The Fly Agaric is quite possibly the most well known fungi to many people. 

This lovely image is available as an A3 or A4 print supplied rolled in a tube ready for you to frame.

#fundi #agaric #mushroom
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 21h
I solved this problem many years ago by only having the same brand and colour socks.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
No Google - I will not identify all the crosswalks to prove to a computer that I am human. Other search engines are available.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
Wish me luck. Attempting to modify my photography database.

Back ups have been made.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
Well the notices did say 'summer' - just didn't specify which summer.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
Not that I'm anti-vax (which is a bloody stupid term, a lot of people are just anti one or other vax, not all of them) - however history shows us there are very few unbiased scientists, they have research paid for by 'interested parties' and funding pulled if they disagree. Look up Claire Patterson.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
You paid for that?
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
One of the best MH awareness videos out there.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
Carlisle Cathedral

folksy.com/items/856668...

An absolutely gorgeous place to visit, I could spend days here and still find something new.

#cathedral #carlisle #wallart

All shop views / quote posts appreciated.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
Forgive me for I'm sure you already know - but no one can stop you from calling an ambulance if you think someone needs one.

They can refuse treatment / care - but they can't stop you from organising it.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
I'd love to do that - Far rather drive a diesel than a steam. Just need to justify the expense.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 1d
I abandoned Etsy a few weeks ago. I really, really loathed the way when they sent the monthly bill it was all heavy handed "Your shop will be shut down" type stuff.

Now on Folksy - smaller market - nicer platform.

folksy.com/shops/azimut...

Feel free to visit :)
Azimuth Images on Folksy
Azimuth Images - Photographing anything except people.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 2d
Wot! No eyeballs

folksy.com/items/856626...

A mildly sinister image based very, very loosely around poor old Yorick. Having a collection of photo props can be fun.

#halloween #spooky #jackdaw #skull #pagan
Wot, no eyeballs print
A mildly sinister image based very, very loosely around poor old Yorick. Having a collection of photo props can be fun.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 2d
Leicester
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
Quoting the lowest possible cost in the best possible scenario is never a good argument.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
I prescribe rampant sex. If it doesn't cure it then at least you've had rampant sex.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
Told you you should have done a First Aid course :(
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
Hoo - rah.

Only taken a week but all of the images on my www.azimuthimages.co.uk website now have links over to my Folksy store.
Azimuth Images
Lichfield based photographer combing camera, drone and video services. Wide range of ready to go images for sale.
www.azimuthimages.co.uk
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
Largely on account if I'm not a racist - merely point out that inequality works both ways.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
My point remains. I'd have been accused of being racist - you won't be.
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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 3d
Talk is cheap. If it was such a good idea why didn't they do it when they were in power?