beawulf
@b3awulf.bsky.social
angry trans woman with a sword. 🐺 on all levels expect physical. 31 she/her
there needs to be more jokes in fantasy media about how it's impossible to hear what the fuck a dude is saying when he's wearing one of these
April 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
there needs to be more jokes in fantasy media about how it's impossible to hear what the fuck a dude is saying when he's wearing one of these
forgot my change of clothes so I had to fight in the mom jeans 🔥
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
forgot my change of clothes so I had to fight in the mom jeans 🔥
me for the past week and the next 2
April 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
me for the past week and the next 2
I'm sorry but this is why I'm never leaving twitter
April 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm sorry but this is why I'm never leaving twitter
took this look to a dive bar full of normie boomers and got treated like a celebrity
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
took this look to a dive bar full of normie boomers and got treated like a celebrity
got all cute with nowhere to go
April 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
got all cute with nowhere to go
my disappointment is immesserable and my day is ruined.
April 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
my disappointment is immesserable and my day is ruined.
what it's like on the other app
April 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
what it's like on the other app
privating my Twitter once again because transphobes won't even let me have my German long knife obsession
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
privating my Twitter once again because transphobes won't even let me have my German long knife obsession
they're transitioning Rosy the Riveter with AI on the other app
April 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
they're transitioning Rosy the Riveter with AI on the other app
the ultimate monkey's paw is that I can do a perfect Hank Hill impression but it gives me gender dysphoria
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the ultimate monkey's paw is that I can do a perfect Hank Hill impression but it gives me gender dysphoria
I want a bunch of tattoos of medieval armor and weapons and magical stones and enchanted items I want my body to look like the inventory select screen of a fantasy rpg
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want a bunch of tattoos of medieval armor and weapons and magical stones and enchanted items I want my body to look like the inventory select screen of a fantasy rpg
I heard you like Knight Girls 🖤
March 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I heard you like Knight Girls 🖤
what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning
give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning
March 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning
give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning
mark scout and mark S should've had a Cones of Dunshire duel to decide who gets to keep on living
March 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
mark scout and mark S should've had a Cones of Dunshire duel to decide who gets to keep on living
the way I'd suck the sweat off a swordsman's balls
March 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the way I'd suck the sweat off a swordsman's balls
my actual transition timeline
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
my actual transition timeline
ran into my ex at a bar and they didn't recognize me🤭
when we broke up vs today
when we broke up vs today
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ran into my ex at a bar and they didn't recognize me🤭
when we broke up vs today
when we broke up vs today
sometimes I have no fear of the Texas legislature bc they're busy doing shit like this
March 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sometimes I have no fear of the Texas legislature bc they're busy doing shit like this
it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an estrogenated pengis on SSRIs to stay hard during gay sex or whatever the Bible said
March 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an estrogenated pengis on SSRIs to stay hard during gay sex or whatever the Bible said
how it feels to log in to bsky after being chased off Twitter by a transphobe with 90k followers
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
how it feels to log in to bsky after being chased off Twitter by a transphobe with 90k followers
