Benjamin P
@b3njaminp.bsky.social
Swiss. Switzerland is in Europe. Europe is a continent, not a country.
America is a continent, not a country.
Against stupidity and hypocrisy.
America is a continent, not a country.
Against stupidity and hypocrisy.
How Did Hands Evolve? The Answer Is Behind You.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/s...
How Did Hands Evolve? The Answer Is Behind You.
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How Did Hands Evolve? The Answer Is Behind You.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/s...
Funny thing about time zones is that, technically, you die on two days at the same time.
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Funny thing about time zones is that, technically, you die on two days at the same time.
MAGA is okay with tyranny as long as it appears to benefit them.
The tyranny they fear are social reforms that would benefit them but don't look like it eight away.
They're entitled and shallow. They don't think further than two weeks into the future.
The tyranny they fear are social reforms that would benefit them but don't look like it eight away.
They're entitled and shallow. They don't think further than two weeks into the future.
August 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
MAGA is okay with tyranny as long as it appears to benefit them.
The tyranny they fear are social reforms that would benefit them but don't look like it eight away.
They're entitled and shallow. They don't think further than two weeks into the future.
The tyranny they fear are social reforms that would benefit them but don't look like it eight away.
They're entitled and shallow. They don't think further than two weeks into the future.
On Sunday, let's remember that you're just as unique, just as special and just as weird and dumb as everyone else.
Don't judge. Don't do anything illegal.
Don't judge. Don't do anything illegal.
August 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
On Sunday, let's remember that you're just as unique, just as special and just as weird and dumb as everyone else.
Don't judge. Don't do anything illegal.
Don't judge. Don't do anything illegal.
Stalagtites have the word tit in their names and tits hang, so..
August 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Stalagtites have the word tit in their names and tits hang, so..
The Olympic Games and the FIFA World Cup must not be held in the USA.
August 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Olympic Games and the FIFA World Cup must not be held in the USA.
If you're drunk and still feel hate, then you're a bad person.
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you're drunk and still feel hate, then you're a bad person.
Erasing inconvenient history doesn't undo it.
Shallow people will fall for it, because it only covers up and as long as it looks good, for them, it means that it is good.
Sad.
Shallow people will fall for it, because it only covers up and as long as it looks good, for them, it means that it is good.
Sad.
August 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Erasing inconvenient history doesn't undo it.
Shallow people will fall for it, because it only covers up and as long as it looks good, for them, it means that it is good.
Sad.
Shallow people will fall for it, because it only covers up and as long as it looks good, for them, it means that it is good.
Sad.
If more Democratic governors gerrymander, maybe the GOP will finally agree to a ban.
Of course, there has to be one final redistricting but make it fair.
Of course, there has to be one final redistricting but make it fair.
August 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If more Democratic governors gerrymander, maybe the GOP will finally agree to a ban.
Of course, there has to be one final redistricting but make it fair.
Of course, there has to be one final redistricting but make it fair.
It's Friday and time to review the last week.
It was shit.
Humans still hating, killing and harming each other in creative ways.
That just shows we are just highly evolved animals but still just stupid animals.
No other species kills or harms each other because of an imaginary friend in the sky.
It was shit.
Humans still hating, killing and harming each other in creative ways.
That just shows we are just highly evolved animals but still just stupid animals.
No other species kills or harms each other because of an imaginary friend in the sky.
August 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's Friday and time to review the last week.
It was shit.
Humans still hating, killing and harming each other in creative ways.
That just shows we are just highly evolved animals but still just stupid animals.
No other species kills or harms each other because of an imaginary friend in the sky.
It was shit.
Humans still hating, killing and harming each other in creative ways.
That just shows we are just highly evolved animals but still just stupid animals.
No other species kills or harms each other because of an imaginary friend in the sky.
I wish I knew some guy called Gavin.
August 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wish I knew some guy called Gavin.
Good job. Though I doubt that expanding from the USA to Canada constitutes as global.
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Good job. Though I doubt that expanding from the USA to Canada constitutes as global.
Translation: it's never gonna happen.
August 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Translation: it's never gonna happen.
Advice to these people (and me): create a password similar to that one song.
Downside: you are not allowed to ever mention that song or sing the lyrics ever again.
Downside: you are not allowed to ever mention that song or sing the lyrics ever again.
August 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Advice to these people (and me): create a password similar to that one song.
Downside: you are not allowed to ever mention that song or sing the lyrics ever again.
Downside: you are not allowed to ever mention that song or sing the lyrics ever again.
Will be spensing more time here again, since my twitter timeline is overwhelmingly full of evolution-deniers and MAGAts.
The supidity of some people is bad for my mental health. I'm losing faith in humanity.
The supidity of some people is bad for my mental health. I'm losing faith in humanity.
August 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Will be spensing more time here again, since my twitter timeline is overwhelmingly full of evolution-deniers and MAGAts.
The supidity of some people is bad for my mental health. I'm losing faith in humanity.
The supidity of some people is bad for my mental health. I'm losing faith in humanity.
And all because Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.
June 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
And all because Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.
Attacking MAGA with logical arguments and criticising the lack of facts and evidence for anything they do is as ineffectice as threatening atheists with hell. Do better. Do something. Humiliate Trump in public.
June 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Attacking MAGA with logical arguments and criticising the lack of facts and evidence for anything they do is as ineffectice as threatening atheists with hell. Do better. Do something. Humiliate Trump in public.
Don't you use grindr for that already?
June 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Don't you use grindr for that already?
Trump couldn't care less about any of this. He wants a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one. That's it.
June 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Trump couldn't care less about any of this. He wants a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one. That's it.
Trump is desparate for a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one.
That's what this is about, nothing else.
That's what this is about, nothing else.
June 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Trump is desparate for a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one.
That's what this is about, nothing else.
That's what this is about, nothing else.
He should lead by example.
June 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He should lead by example.
Yeah, that's why I wrote if. There's a good chance this is just gonna be a show trial.
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Yeah, that's why I wrote if. There's a good chance this is just gonna be a show trial.