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baberadbury.bsky.social
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@baberadbury.bsky.social
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I'm not trying to be funny. I might get lucky.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 8m
Woke up with 2 horrors: story about team of alien scientists who do the untraceable crime of trying to hurt people in dreams to exhaust and influence them

(If my crush is indeed in love with my mom, that's a real dumb "your mama" joke).

Gross.

Studying my persona to make money?

Yuck.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 10h
Only the kids with good grades get to go to the middle school dance. So if anything out of hand happens Friday night at the dance, it was definitely the kids with good grades.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 14h
*start reading it like literature
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 14h
Oddly enough, when people stop believing in the bible and reading it like ancient literature, sometimes, just sometimes, they can tell the writers were trying to be funny and hated their government.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 15h
We leftists are also supporting terrorist groups and inciting violence (I'm a vegetarian pacifist against gun ownership ). Democrats are apparently electing "fake" senators. I don't even know how that's possible.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 15h
I went through several email alias and phones for years to get away from some dorks who wanted to see who I might be dating, who my friends were, where I might be working. Also had a hater who had fun opening accounts in my name. I'm not even a celebrity. My existence just makes some guys mad.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 16h
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 16h
We're almost in our 50s and we're still begging our folks for an allowance so we can meet our friends at the movies
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 20h
Shhh don't tell them the public library is on several architectural tours and has the most beautiful restrooms. They might have to see the poor man's hobby of reading books or something.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 21h
Those who work in non profits and free clinics do not prioritize wealth. If politicians and physicians worked in league with one another had lead the way in adopting universal health care, people wouldn't be denied care.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 21h
It's not opting out if the family can't afford care. We have had over capacity free clinics since I was born because ethical physicians know what's happening is wrong.

I agree this is avoidable. 70+ countries have managed to have universal health care. It's a WHO and World Bank directive.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
Are you a health care provider? You are under an ethical obligation to practice the Hippocratic oath and do no harm.

Failure to treat because a company forces you to discriminate is a violation of medical ethics.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
Are you a health care provider? You are under an ethical obligation to practice the Hippocratic oath and do no harm.

Failure to treat because a company forces you to discriminate is a violation of medical ethics. If a physician deems a client needs services is the determination.

Quit that job.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
First social blunder is we would both enthusiastically show up for a séance and discover it was a poly meetup
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
IT by Stephen King, based on my first recurring nightmare of a clown trying to get me to come outside of my parents' house when I was 2 or 3. Hilarious since I read comedy on social media to stay alive, my favorite comedians, well...it's disturbing times. Ha.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
67,000 dead. That's not an accomplishment.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
This still frame is perfect
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
I WOULD interrupt this couple but I'd have to pay for a ticket to see the show.
They overestimate both our finances and willingness to act.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
close enough to Gloucester
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
In our common wealth we call that the pork and peanut festival
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
I know people don't like me when they start trying to bitch test me to see what they can get away with
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
I'm going to start sending my family fake birth announcements one after the other to harass them
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
Has your family ever thought about the consequences of getting out of bed and having to interact with the world every morning? I sure do.
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baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
Similarly: I studied theology and I let it really get to me that if there actually were an omnipotent being or species than there is at least one asshole out there who knows (without my consent) who I secretly lust after. The telepathy pisses me off, not that I lust after an average dork. He's ok.
baberadbury.bsky.social
🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 1d
I just learned all of us who are Democrats have been sponsoring terrorism, electing fake senators, and inciting violence. I mean I'm vegetarian and against gun ownership, so uh, ok. What is a fake senator? Did I fall into an alternate dimension like in the show, Fringe? Am I Fauxlivia?