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If you drink the juice in the magic 8 ball, do not choke on the 20-sided floating icosahedron die.
Who knew that a 40-year-old TV SHOW about life on a dusty prairie could be the source of such deep-rooted angst and trauma? Imagine the Poseidon Adventure and Towering Inferno people and what they must be carrying. 20 yrs from now, let’s all be there for the Law & Order, CSI, and NCIS peeps.
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who knew that a 40-year-old TV SHOW about life on a dusty prairie could be the source of such deep-rooted angst and trauma? Imagine the Poseidon Adventure and Towering Inferno people and what they must be carrying. 20 yrs from now, let’s all be there for the Law & Order, CSI, and NCIS peeps.
The creepy faux identity, vacant- gazer, dental floss-attired bot-chick tracking accounts have arrived on @bsky.app. Mazel Tov. Isn't this one of the reasons we left Le Twitter?
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The creepy faux identity, vacant- gazer, dental floss-attired bot-chick tracking accounts have arrived on @bsky.app. Mazel Tov. Isn't this one of the reasons we left Le Twitter?
The higher the horse, the greater the risk of elevation sickness.
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The higher the horse, the greater the risk of elevation sickness.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When faced with the prospect of 1977 All Star Numchuck Ninja Turtle and Skinny Tie Bro-it-All of Ye Scant Experience Nor Grounding in Reality, there are times when you turn to The Imperfect Angry Man But Plausible Here and Now Under These Circumstances. #Cuomo #Mamdani #sliwa
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bypassed Skinny Tie Bro-it-All and the Numchuck Ninja Turtle in favor of the Guy Who Hasn't Smiled Since 1986. @andrewcuomo But who with real political experience — especially in here in NY —would remain smiling about anything? #nycmayor #andrewcuomo #gocuomo #pleasenottheboy
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bypassed Skinny Tie Bro-it-All and the Numchuck Ninja Turtle in favor of the Guy Who Hasn't Smiled Since 1986. @andrewcuomo But who with real political experience — especially in here in NY —would remain smiling about anything? #nycmayor #andrewcuomo #gocuomo #pleasenottheboy
Let's not make this about wishing famous peeps anything but joy over their engagement. Let's make this about the real possibility of never reading about anything else in the foreseeable future.
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Let's not make this about wishing famous peeps anything but joy over their engagement. Let's make this about the real possibility of never reading about anything else in the foreseeable future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/n...
Perhaps an astute observation if you were on hour five of getting your ass kicked at Monopoly. Perhaps not for a candidate intending to lead the country's most populated city. Bro it all.
Perhaps an astute observation if you were on hour five of getting your ass kicked at Monopoly. Perhaps not for a candidate intending to lead the country's most populated city. Bro it all.
We Shouldn’t Have Billionaires, Mamdani Says
www.nytimes.com
July 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/n...
Perhaps an astute observation if you were on hour five of getting your ass kicked at Monopoly. Perhaps not for a candidate intending to lead the country's most populated city. Bro it all.
Perhaps an astute observation if you were on hour five of getting your ass kicked at Monopoly. Perhaps not for a candidate intending to lead the country's most populated city. Bro it all.
@marcmaron.bsky.social retirement doesn't agree with everyone. Leave the pod door slightly ajar ...
June 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@marcmaron.bsky.social retirement doesn't agree with everyone. Leave the pod door slightly ajar ...
Is Habeas Porpoise still talking?
May 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Is Habeas Porpoise still talking?
Regardless of your system of beliefs, your faith, your spirituality choices/non-choices, if you applaud, justify, feel vindicated by or support the killing of people based on their religion, their attendance at a house of worship or related cultural institution, we don't have hatred for you.
May 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Regardless of your system of beliefs, your faith, your spirituality choices/non-choices, if you applaud, justify, feel vindicated by or support the killing of people based on their religion, their attendance at a house of worship or related cultural institution, we don't have hatred for you.
If you drink the juice in the magic 8 ball, do not choke on the 20-sided floating icosahedron die.
February 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you drink the juice in the magic 8 ball, do not choke on the 20-sided floating icosahedron die.
pagesix.com/2025/02/03/c...
"Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website
: to place in a prison or mental institution
The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital.
He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years
#trump
#MELANIA
#committed
"Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website
: to place in a prison or mental institution
The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital.
He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years
#trump
#MELANIA
#committed
pagesix.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pagesix.com/2025/02/03/c...
"Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website
: to place in a prison or mental institution
The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital.
He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years
#trump
#MELANIA
#committed
"Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website
: to place in a prison or mental institution
The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital.
He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years
#trump
#MELANIA
#committed
Why doesn't he also arrive with his dick hanging out?
www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass
www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass
Kanye West's Wife Shocks Fans With Nearly Naked Look on Grammys Carpet: 'That's Public Indecency and Warrants Arrest'
Kanye West and his wife Bianca Censori shocked fans and photographers at the Grammys red carpet with her nearly naked dress.
www.thewrap.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why doesn't he also arrive with his dick hanging out?
www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass
www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Watch it now, watch it, here he comes
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Watch it now, watch it, here he comes
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...
Trump’s Targets Fear ‘Retribution’ He Promised in Second Presidency
Donald Trump is returning to the White House vowing to seek retribution. Those in his sights are worried both about him — and his supporters.
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Watch it now, watch it, here he comes
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
Watch it now, watch it, here he comes
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...
To be clear: Let's pick up this conversation after the New Year was not intended for literal interpretation.
January 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To be clear: Let's pick up this conversation after the New Year was not intended for literal interpretation.
You've got the music in you
Don't let go, you've got the music in you
One dance left, this world is gonna pull through
Don't give up, you've got a reason to live
Can't forget, we only get what we give
Don't let go, I feel the music in you
Don't let go
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You've got the music in you
Don't let go, you've got the music in you
One dance left, this world is gonna pull through
Don't give up, you've got a reason to live
Can't forget, we only get what we give
Don't let go, I feel the music in you
Don't let go
Personal goal sharing: My photo gets included on a CAPTCHA with the instructions "click on all of the people who are repulsed by cilantro."
December 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Personal goal sharing: My photo gets included on a CAPTCHA with the instructions "click on all of the people who are repulsed by cilantro."
December 26, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Ya' think Hell has a designated subway car where a boom box is placed next to your head while someone aggressively acrobats inches from your face? @mta.info
December 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Ya' think Hell has a designated subway car where a boom box is placed next to your head while someone aggressively acrobats inches from your face? @mta.info